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The list of the coolest people ever
2006-01-04, 10:40 AM #1
This is a list of the coolest people ever. Included are real people and fictional characters.

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Ferris Bueller (President and Founding Member)
Paul Newman
Dirty Harry
Charleton Heston
Elijah
Peter Lynch
Luke Skywalker
Robert Redford
Robin Hood
James Bond (Sean Connery, not Moore or any of those other guys)
Jack Nicholson
Samuel L Jackson (before The Phantom Menace)
Han Solo
Clint Eastwood
Darth Vader
Captain Ronald Spiers
Cary Grant
The Beatles
Robert DeNiro
Mel Blanc
The young, thin Marlon Brando
James Cagney
Johnny Coltrane
Carlos Santana
Leonardo Da Vinci
Jimi Hendrix
Magneto
Angus and Malcolm Young
Miles Davis
Indiana Jones
Jeff Spicolli
Eric Cartman
Ella Fitzgerald
Humphrey Bogart
Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli
Dr. Theodore Geisel
Jim Henson
Katharine Hepburn
Gene Kelly
James Taylor
Abraham Lincoln
Jack Daniels
The Marx Brothers
Batman
Marcello Mastroianni
Cap'n Crunch
Tito Puente
Snoopy
Carlos Mencia
George Bailey (It's a Wonderful Life)
Sir Isaac Newton
Bruce Willis
Maddox
Adam Smith
James Stewart
Wallace and Gromit
Brak
Zorak
Sam Spade
Magnum P.I.
Whoever composed the theme song for Hawaii Five Oh
The Grinch
The "old" Hamburglar
Racer X and Pops Racer
Sir Anthony Hopkins
Jules Verne
Gonzo
The Count
Grover
Wolverine
John Locke
Chewbacca
Spiderman
Jon Stewart
Solid Snake
Jesus
Ford Prefect
Gollum
Henry Ford
Daffy Duck
H. G. Wells
Bill Watterson
Whoever invented hot pockets
Christopher Walken
Maynard G. Krebs
The gopher from "Caddyshack"
Shaggy
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Atticus and "Scout" Finch
Hannibal Lecter
Jack Ryan
Sgt. Pepper
Led Zeppelin
Kermit the Frog
Sam Fisher
Captain Morgan
Rick Blaine
Charles Dickens
Obi Wan Kenobi
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Malcom Reynolds
Jayne
Alexander the Great
Leonidas
Paul Revere
Duke Ellington
Big Boss
Samuel Clemens
Bruce Lee
Dr. Seuss
Ole Kirk Christiansen
Billy the Kid
Fred Flintstone
Bender
Invader Zim
2006-01-04, 10:47 AM #2
I demand Mal Reynolds be added.
2006-01-04, 10:49 AM #3
Your forgot Jepman. (Jean-Philippe Laliberté)
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-04, 10:50 AM #4
WHERE THE **** IS BRUCE LEE?
2006-01-04, 10:50 AM #5
Did that list take a while to type?
2006-01-04, 11:00 AM #6
[http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/quadrinhos/news/manga/lobo_solitario2.jpg]

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2006-01-04, 11:09 AM #7
Where's Jean-luc picard?
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2006-01-04, 11:10 AM #8
Originally posted by Veger:
Where's Jean-luc picard?


Hah.

HAH.

Captain Kirk didn't make it, why would that bald loser be on the list?
2006-01-04, 11:20 AM #9
I demand Chuck Norris!
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2006-01-04, 11:21 AM #10
No Richard Starkey? He was the best one!
nope.
2006-01-04, 11:28 AM #11
I would like to add:

Fictional :
Lestat
Jack O'Niel
Teal'c

Real:

Brian Blessed
Johnny Depp
Danny Glover - for messing predator's **** up.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-04, 11:50 AM #12
The fact that you have Coltrane, but not Thelonius Monk (Like, the coolest name and person ever.) disappoints me.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-01-04, 11:54 AM #13
Monk shmunk. He's overrated (like Brubeck).
2006-01-04, 12:11 PM #14
why am i not on this list
2006-01-04, 12:11 PM #15
Look at the title of the list and you will see why.
2006-01-04, 12:32 PM #16
Ghandi II
2006-01-04, 1:28 PM #17
No Sean Connery!???!!?

How dare you.

Edit: Oops my mistake....
No sig.
2006-01-04, 1:42 PM #18
See James Bond.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-04, 1:44 PM #19
You DID miss Hayden Christensen...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*runs for cover*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-04, 1:44 PM #20
JOhnny Depp is not one of the coolest ever.

Michael Jordan
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2006-01-04, 1:59 PM #21
need to add:

Steve Tyler (Aerosmith)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-01-04, 2:04 PM #22
Seriosly, it does need Mal Reynolds, Jayne Cobb, and Bruce Lee. And Jet Li.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-04, 2:43 PM #23
I agree with you Zell on all but Jet Li. He's way overrated.
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2006-01-04, 3:07 PM #24
Chuck "Badass" Norris
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2006-01-04, 3:07 PM #25
Uhh, I think I belong on there. My name alone is reason enough.
2006-01-04, 3:14 PM #26
In your dreams loser.
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2006-01-04, 3:19 PM #27
[QUOTE=Prince Xizor]I agree with you Zell on all but Jet Li. He's way overrated.[/QUOTE]

You know he'd kick your *** while blindfolded with one hand and leg tied together in an awkward fashion. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-04, 3:21 PM #28
fictional:
Mal Reynolds

real people:
ME!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-01-04, 3:26 PM #29
Needs more Bruce Campbell/Ash
2006-01-04, 3:27 PM #30
Originally posted by Overlord:
Needs more Bruce Campbell/Ash


hell yeh.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-04, 4:28 PM #31
Originally posted by sugarless5:
ME!

I think that, by definition, noone who posts on these forums can be on that list.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-01-04, 4:36 PM #32
Maybe she's so cool that she can post on these forums and STILL be cool...

Damnit, why does your argument have to be so solid, gbk?

In any case, if I'm ever on that list, there's something wrong.
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2006-01-04, 5:26 PM #33
Originally posted by ':
-[ellequin']Wallace and Gromit


yes sir
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-04, 5:31 PM #34
Originally posted by gbk:
I think that, by definition, noone who posts on these forums can be on that list.


Fine, but if I go down as a dweeb, i'm taking you down with me!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-04, 5:44 PM #35
You forgot old Johnny Williams, the guy who made teh stra warz movies come alive with his *****in music.
2006-01-04, 5:46 PM #36
Ooo, and Steve Vai....he may be an *** but he's such an amazing guitarist.
2006-01-04, 5:55 PM #37
John Crichton. Period.
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2006-01-04, 6:03 PM #38
will farell
I <3 Massassi
2006-01-04, 7:03 PM #39
You guys don't know what cool is
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-01-04, 7:18 PM #40
I can't be bothered to search through a list that isn't alphabetized, but if you don't add the following, you are destined for eternal damnation.
  • Freddy Mercury
  • Freddy Kruger
  • Rasputin
  • William Shakespeare
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