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The Apocalypse
2006-01-04, 2:06 PM #1
Not trying to be a doombringer or anything, just a question... do you want the apocalypse to happen in your lifetime?

Personally, I do... i'd love to be there at the end of humanity... well, preferably, the destruction of the entire planet... no idea why, just appealed to me.
2006-01-04, 2:11 PM #2
Yeah, then you get to run to your beloved lady's house and say, dramatically, 'but darling, I've always loved you!'... and she kills you for using a line that cheesy. Or something like that. Yeah, I vote no. I don't really want to be slaughtered by aliens or incinerated by a nuke/sun. :o
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-04, 2:13 PM #3
No, because it would most likely happen during one of my favorite shows which would cause some stupid politician to interrupt the broadcast and I'd miss the last half.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-01-04, 2:14 PM #4
yeah... thats a good point :(

every damn station would show the same news article over and over too...
2006-01-04, 2:28 PM #5
And now a very appropriate blue collar quote :p :

Do you remember how many channels we had as kids? THREE! And if the President was on your night was shot!
"Oh my gosh! The President's on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss Flipper!!"
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2006-01-04, 7:27 PM #6
Well, even if you do die before the big event, the dead will rise right before it.
It's in the bible, man. I think. I know it's in Ghostbusters, and that's just as good.

-What's the quote? "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!"
2006-01-04, 7:36 PM #7
Sure, why not? If it has to happen, might as well happen in my lifetime.
Stuff
2006-01-04, 7:41 PM #8
Only if it's induced by modified nerf weaponry. Or better yet, a massive war FOUGHT with nerf weaponry.

Think of how great a campaign slogan that'd be.

"NERF: Are you ready?"
D E A T H
2006-01-04, 7:49 PM #9
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Only if it's induced by modified nerf weaponry. Or better yet, a massive war FOUGHT with nerf weaponry.[/QUOTE]
You mean those sticky-dart toy guns, or am I missing something?
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2006-01-04, 7:51 PM #10
I Do.
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2006-01-04, 7:53 PM #11
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
I know it's in Ghostbusters, and that's just as good.

Speaking of which...

Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man Apocalypse ftw!
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2006-01-04, 7:54 PM #12
I wanna die right now, in fact.
2006-01-04, 7:57 PM #13
See all humans die? Heck yes! Loosers. :p
2006-01-04, 8:00 PM #14
This early in my life? HECK NO!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-01-04, 8:01 PM #15
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
See all humans die? Heck yes! Loosers. :p

Those who suck at grammar will be the first to go...

BY SF_GOLD. IT'S I'M.

Oh and Obi, it's losers. Not loosers.
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2006-01-04, 8:04 PM #16
It's funny you should bring up the apocalypse, since I'm watching that episode on Family Guy about Y2k.

"There won't be any other time. The world's going to end at midnight tonight. Y2K!!"

"Y2k? What you selling; chicken or sex jelly?"
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-01-04, 8:11 PM #17
The episode with the chicken fight in the beginning? Gold.
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2006-01-04, 9:26 PM #18
I kinda like living...

[feeling of emo washes over ruthven]

no wait, i hate my life

LET US ALL DIE DRAMATICALLY WITH SLIT WOUNDS AAAaaaaaaaaaaa
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2006-01-05, 8:24 AM #19
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Only if it's induced by modified nerf weaponry. Or better yet, a massive war FOUGHT with nerf weaponry.

Think of how great a campaign slogan that'd be.

"NERF: Are you ready?"[/QUOTE]

HAHAH that was good

No, I don't want to see the end of it all. kthxbye
2006-01-05, 8:43 AM #20
The day FG releases TODOA is the day the apocalypse will take place.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2006-01-05, 8:48 AM #21
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Those who suck at grammar will be the first to go...

Oh and Obi, it's losers. Not loosers.


Dude, you need a comma after your "Oh".
2006-01-05, 9:29 AM #22
according to Issac Newton, it'll end in 2060. And no, i'm not joking.
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2006-01-05, 9:33 AM #23
Yes. Even though I hope I can stay alive as long as possible to see enough destruction like "omgz".
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2006-01-05, 10:41 AM #24
something about watching sarah connor burn alive during the playground scene in judgement day makes me not want to see the end of the world
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2006-01-05, 11:08 AM #25
Well, if you're a Christian, you'll never see the Apocalypse because of a little something called the "rapture". Its only you stinking heathens that'll be unfortunate to see the end of the world :)

Disclaimer: "stinking heathens" was meant to be taken as a joke, for those who are over sensitive and read it wrong.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-05, 11:09 AM #26
OMG STINKING USUX LOLOL

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2006-01-05, 12:29 PM #27
40% of Americans believe the end of the world will occur in their lifetimes.
2006-01-05, 2:00 PM #28
I only want to see it so I can see how it happens, and how the world ends. Its like reading a book, then BAM! someone ripped out the last chapter. Unless you get to see the world end.
2006-01-06, 12:39 AM #29
If it does happen in my lifetime, I hope it happens when I am really deep in debt, or something like that.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-01-06, 9:13 AM #30
Yes. Even if I wouldn't be the one to cause it, I'd love to see the planet asplode.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-06, 9:32 AM #31
So long as the apocalypse was big and explode-y, then yes. Not if it was some drawn out wasteland of an apocalypse.
2006-01-06, 9:52 AM #32
Like Fallout? That would rule!
2006-01-06, 11:10 AM #33
Well, yeah, Fallout style would be alright. I just meant one where the only thing involved is a slow death rather than a big fiery one :p Fallout didn't involve the end of the human race, either.

Basically, I just want the world to blow up :D
2006-01-06, 11:22 AM #34
One apocalypse i WOULDN't mind, is the one where every single other man on the planet dies, along with all the fat ugly chicks, and its all upto me to re populate the earth.

I would be t3h King, and my subjects would demand t3h sex!!

Though knowing my luck all the women would turn lesbian :(
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2006-01-06, 12:28 PM #35
Originally posted by LividDK27:
So long as the apocalypse was big and explode-y, then yes. Not if it was some drawn out wasteland of an apocalypse.


What, afraid you'll have to search and search for gas as you drive meaninglessly across the wastelands while dodging gangs of leatherclad thugs with strong homosexual overtones? >_>

Originally posted by Ruthven:
One apocalypse i WOULDN't mind, is the one where every single other man on the planet dies, along with all the fat ugly chicks, and its all upto me to re populate the earth


*banjo music*
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-01-06, 1:23 PM #36
yeah, i think i would like to see the apocalypse. especially if i was a really old guy when it happens then i would run around in a cloak and carry a big oak staff shouting things like "doom! DOOM! DOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!" it'd be a blast.
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2006-01-06, 8:20 PM #37
Yes! On the day of Ragnarok, we shall all fight an impossible battle, and when we die, we will meet in Valhalla!

Also, "if ya gotta go, go with a smile!"
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-01-07, 1:08 AM #38
Oh man, I want to go at a rock concert where that meteor Spe posted about in the other thread will hit the earth.

That would be totally wicked.
2006-01-07, 1:36 AM #39
I'd love to see the world fall into total anarchy.
2006-01-07, 4:00 PM #40
I'd love to see R'lyeh rise up from the depths and spread a wave of insanity across the face of the earth.

-Whoo hoo.
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