Bowl of cereal (I've been liking Apple Cinnamon for some time now) and orange juice. I have trouble eating a lot when I first wake up. My parents are always sad when I turn down pancakes or eggs/bacon/etc. on weekends, though that tends to also be because a lot of breakfast foods are too dry for me to eat when I first wake up. I drown my cereal in milk, drown my pancakes in syrup, drown my toast in jelly... you get the idea.
So if you want me to have a big breakfast, you're going to have to starve me the day before, and make sure there's a lot of orange juice and drowny-things
EDIT: DON'T think I like my eggs runny. I find that disgusting. I just felt the need to clarify <_<
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