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Am I a Dick?
2006-01-06, 11:41 AM #1
]-[ellequin says I'm being more of a dick than usual. Is it true?
2006-01-06, 11:42 AM #2
Even Ron Jeremy looks at you in awe.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-06, 11:42 AM #3
stop being such a dick
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-01-06, 11:42 AM #4
True.
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2006-01-06, 11:43 AM #5
wow that was fast
2006-01-06, 11:45 AM #6
This loses some value, but you look like a [cat] to me.
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2006-01-06, 11:46 AM #7
my vote is a proxy for kak
2006-01-06, 11:58 AM #8
Well, ask your father. You might have been one of the two boys of a Dick, part of the growing generations of Dicks. You mother might have been attracted to your father's rich Dick heritage, a strong name that faced even the hardest times in the past centuries. In fact, if you trace the lengh of the Dick history, you might find that Dick is a bigger, greater thing to have with your future life. If you handle it just right, the Dick name can meet new corners and opportunities in the upcoming years.
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2006-01-06, 12:01 PM #9
<3 Echo
2006-01-06, 12:08 PM #10
your more dickliness inclines me to believe that your penis is inverting, and you're compensating.

Bet that sucks.
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2006-01-06, 12:27 PM #11
..]-[ellequin's mexican and therefore nothing he says can be trusted.
nope.
2006-01-06, 12:34 PM #12
Are you a dick? No, but half of your DNA used to be inside of your Father's dick.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-06, 12:38 PM #13
Originally posted by Baconfish:
..]-[ellequin's mexican and therefore nothing he says can be trusted.



Vinny says I can't say "F*** you", so "Bite me" will have to do.

Bite me.

I'm not Mexican, but I am still insulted. *******.
2006-01-06, 12:40 PM #14
<3 tofu.
Hazard a company one process.
2006-01-06, 1:00 PM #15
tofus dickness is a universal constant.
2006-01-06, 1:10 PM #16
Originally posted by Yecti:
your more dickliness inclines me to believe that your penis is inverting, and you're compensating.

Bet that sucks.

you're just supposed to vote ********
2006-01-06, 2:30 PM #17
Compared to most other people on this forum, no you're not.
2006-01-06, 3:04 PM #18
Only a wannabe dick asks others if he's a dick or not. A real dick either knows he's a dick and doesn't care, or he's so dick he cannot even realise his own dickiness. A person who doesn't want to be a dick wouldn't ask such a question, because there are always gullible people, much prone to suggestion, who will take it as a sign of sure dickiness. And a person who doesn't want to be a dick would of course want to avoid that kind of attention at all cost.

So, that only leaves a wannabe dick. And a wannabe dick naturally wants to be more dick than before. So, the polite thing is to answer more of a dick.
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2006-01-06, 3:31 PM #19
Originally posted by lassev:
Only a wannabe dick asks others if he's a dick or not. A real dick either knows he's a dick and doesn't care, or he's so dick he cannot even realise his own dickiness. A person who doesn't want to be a dick wouldn't ask such a question, because there are always gullible people, much prone to suggestion, who will take it as a sign of sure dickiness. And a person who doesn't want to be a dick would of course want to avoid that kind of attention at all cost.

So, that only leaves a wannabe dick. And a wannabe dick naturally wants to be more dick than before. So, the polite thing is to answer more of a dick.

dick
2006-01-06, 3:43 PM #20
Originally posted by lassev:
Only a wannabe dick asks others if he's a dick or not. A real dick either knows he's a dick and doesn't care, or he's so dick he cannot even realise his own dickiness. A person who doesn't want to be a dick wouldn't ask such a question, because there are always gullible people, much prone to suggestion, who will take it as a sign of sure dickiness. And a person who doesn't want to be a dick would of course want to avoid that kind of attention at all cost.

So, that only leaves a wannabe dick. And a wannabe dick naturally wants to be more dick than before. So, the polite thing is to answer more of a dick.


Thats a lot of dicks. o.O
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-06, 3:53 PM #21
Is lassev a dickologist?
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2006-01-06, 4:43 PM #22
I really feel sorry for anyone named Richard right now :(
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-06, 5:15 PM #23
Oh damn, i thought you were someone else!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-01-06, 5:45 PM #24
Whatever, I voted less of a dick because I don;t think you're a dick at all.

Now YOSHI is a dick. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-06, 5:51 PM #25
Originally posted by Zell:
Whatever, I voted less of a dick because I don;t think you're a dick at all.

Now YOSHI is a dick. :p

:O
2006-01-06, 6:22 PM #26
I'm only a dick online. *shrug*
D E A T H
2006-01-06, 6:27 PM #27
This thread is a dick.
2006-01-06, 6:31 PM #28
http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?id=583
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-01-06, 6:36 PM #29
Originally posted by Anovis:
This thread is a dick.


Yes, it gets bigger by the minute.
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2006-01-06, 6:42 PM #30
Originally posted by Wolfy:
http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?id=583


well he was a dick...
2006-01-06, 9:40 PM #31
Richard! :o
2006-01-06, 11:13 PM #32
Gee, back in the old days we had names like Dick Van Dyke and Enola Gay and no one freaking went "lololol dick/dyke/gay". I wonder which name of today will mean something bad in 20 years.
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2006-01-07, 12:27 AM #33
Originally posted by Zell:
Whatever, I voted less of a dick because I don;t think you're a dick at all.

Now YOSHI is a dick. :p

Them's fightin' words!

I got $5 on Yoshi. Who's in?
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2006-01-07, 12:32 AM #34
I don't fight :p
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 11:53 AM #35
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I don't fight :p[/QUOTE]

You sure? I could have sworn I saw you kick some major booty in SSBM...
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

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