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Hostel
2006-01-06, 7:17 PM #1
0_o. Hold me daddy. I'm never sleeping again...

The first half of the movie ammounts to softcore porn, but the second half. My god...the gore.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 7:20 PM #2
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]...

The first half of the movie ammounts to softcore porn, .[/QUOTE]

you have my undivided attention.........
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-06, 7:22 PM #3
You know, every single time I see one of these threads I come in expecting some more information and all I get is "Dude, wow, zomgf"

If you're going to make a thread dedicated to it at least tell me about the gorram movie.
D E A T H
2006-01-06, 7:26 PM #4
The first half of the movie ammounts to softcore porn, but the second half is full of gore.

DUDE, WOW, ZOMG!


[url]www.rottentomatoes.com[/url]
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 7:27 PM #5
Oh, how witty and hilarious.

Christ, and you wonder why I say you act like an idiot on these forums.
D E A T H
2006-01-06, 7:29 PM #6
[http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/cb/9f/pr-Over-the-Counter_Medicine-Tampax_Tampons_With_Biodegradable_Applicator_Super_Plus_Absorbency_Super_Plus-resized200.jpg]
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 7:31 PM #7
Once again, the wit kills me.

Oh no, still the stupidity.

Hopefully this worthless thread gets locked. I'm going out to party.
D E A T H
2006-01-06, 7:31 PM #8
Lets all get married and be done with this hullaballoo.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-06, 7:32 PM #9
You really need to put more into these movie threads. Atleast a small review or something. Emoticons and one line of text is pretty bad start for threads (same goes for alot of your other threads).
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-01-06, 7:35 PM #10
If you want an honest review of the film, go to a review site. I'm just here to tell you the movie was full of girls and gore. If you like porn and tourture see it.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 7:38 PM #11
Well, if you are honestly telling us to go to a review site for a review, what's the point of the thread? We would be informed about the girls 'n gore in the critic review anyway. When I clicked this thread, I want a review (or a small reaction) from you, not critics.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-01-06, 7:44 PM #12
Quote:
Well, if you are honestly telling us to go to a review site for a review, what's the point of the thread?


People that have seen the movie can discuss it here. Discussion Forum. When people that have seen the movie post in here, a discussion will form, and we will talk about all kinds of spoilers, and happy little things like that. K?

Quote:
When I clicked this thread, I want a review (or a small reaction) from you, not critics.


A small reaction? Wasn't 0_o good enough?
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 7:49 PM #13
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]People that have seen the movie can discuss it here. Discussion Forum. When people that have seen the movie post in here, a discussion will form, and we will talk about all kinds of spoilers, and happy little things like that. K?[/quote]
So why don't you insert something to start a discussion about, instead of just expecting someone else to start it for you, and jump-start the discussion?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-06, 7:55 PM #14
Was it good? Bad?
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-01-06, 7:56 PM #15
Quote:
Was it good? Bad?


The movie had lots of naked women and violence....you think it could have been bad?
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 7:57 PM #16
Acutally, I opened this thread for an actual review. I guess you can only ask for so much.

And when he says soft core porn, a girl problem took her shirt off :rolleyes:
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2006-01-06, 8:00 PM #17
For the first 45 mins, just about every scene contained sex, and every once and a while girl on girl. There is even one scene where a guy is showing off pictures on his camera and there are some pretty graphic pictures of three girls having...fun. I even thought we walked into the wrong theater at one point. :confused:

Also, the gore level, was like Saw 2 but about 20 times more graphic.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-06, 9:33 PM #18
This sounds like a retarded movie that panders to blunt raw emotions. Like drugs. Just in a movie. How sad.
2006-01-06, 10:56 PM #19
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
This sounds like a retarded movie that panders to blunt raw emotions. Like drugs. Just in a movie. How sad.

What? Hahahah. Good christ that didn't make ANY sense.
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 2:50 AM #20
Movie looks like ****. I honestly feel bad for anyone who goes to see porn and torture.
2006-01-07, 3:42 AM #21
jeez everyone seems to havea stick up their *** these days
2006-01-07, 4:39 AM #22
:rolleyes:
2006-01-07, 10:15 AM #23
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
This sounds like a retarded movie that panders to blunt raw emotions. Like drugs. Just in a movie. How sad.


Yeah.
2006-01-07, 10:20 AM #24
seeing violence and torture just for the sake of shock value isn't my thing at all. I think I'll pass on this one.

(normally, I don't mind some violnce, but there has to be a reasonable point behind it)
2006-01-07, 11:59 AM #25
You guys rock.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-01-07, 12:32 PM #26
the movie was fantastic. go see it. it's an insanely unforgiving horror movie, and much better than eli roth's previous "films."
2006-01-07, 12:56 PM #27
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Once again, the wit kills me.

Oh no, still the stupidity.

Hopefully this worthless thread gets locked. I'm going out to party.[/QUOTE]

Yoshi.. it'll be ok I promise.. you don't have to get so pissed..

Anyway.. this chick I knew went and saw it and she said it got kinda dumb in the end.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2006-01-07, 1:01 PM #28
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
Yoshi.. it'll be ok I promise.. you don't have to get so pissed..

Anyway.. this chick I knew went and saw it and she said it got kinda dumb in the end.

I was obviously so pissed. I couldn't tear myself away from the thread.

Oh wait, I could and did. Amazing.
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 1:19 PM #29
I carded this movie last night. The only common comment I heard amounted to "Wow, that was stupid." And it looks like a truly mind-numbing film. It's all shock value, like The Exorcist. No real storyline to draw you in, no characters to get involved in, it's just a "wow, they actually got away with an R rating!"
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-01-07, 1:19 PM #30
Tampons all 'round for the PMS Temple! Three cheers!
2006-01-07, 2:06 PM #31
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I was obviously so pissed. I couldn't tear myself away from the thread.

Oh wait, I could and did. Amazing.[/QUOTE]

wow.. every one of your posts on this forum is a smartass post... go get laid or something.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2006-01-07, 2:30 PM #32
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
wow.. every one of your posts on this forum is a smartass post... go get laid or something.

Have been. Oh damn, still a smartass. What now.
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 2:32 PM #33
This Hostel thread went hostile. Heh.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-01-07, 2:38 PM #34
Originally posted by Echoman:
This Hostel thread went hostile. Heh.

Die :\
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 2:56 PM #35
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Have been. Oh damn, still a smartass. What now.[/QUOTE]

Well considering you have **** for credibility...
2006-01-07, 3:00 PM #36
[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]Well considering you have **** for credibility...[/QUOTE]
Oh sorry, forgot my camera. Forgot that whole "To be credible in the fact that you've had sex before you need some kind of physical proof" law that we aparrently have now in the US.

Or, secondarily, I don't need to prove ****. *shrug*
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 3:01 PM #37
Then stop posting ****. It's all you do on these forums all day long.
2006-01-07, 3:03 PM #38
[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]Then stop posting ****. It's all you do on these forums all day long.[/QUOTE]
Mmm...the irony here's just a bit bitter.

Also: No.
D E A T H
2006-01-07, 3:05 PM #39
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Mmm...the irony here's just a bit bitter.
[/QUOTE]

Considering I've been here longer and your post count is 12 times larger than my two accounts combined, no. Nor do I enter every thread trying to start a fight.
2006-01-07, 3:17 PM #40
[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]Considering I've been here longer and your post count is 12 times larger than my two accounts combined, no. Nor do I enter every thread trying to start a fight.[/QUOTE]
I post what's on my mind. If you don't like it, good for you, but you can't stop me from doing it as long as what I say is within the boundary of the rules, and it always is.

Also, I've been here for a couple years now, so that whole "I've been here longer than you" thing isn't that impressive anymore. I'm sure ReT's been going here longer than me too. Doesn't mean **** to me.
D E A T H
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