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To the parents in all of you.
2004-06-06, 5:07 AM #1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1

That makes so much sense to me (And I'm not being sarcastic either, for once), haha, drink my wine? fine, I'll sell your playstation.

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2004-06-06, 5:18 AM #2
HA!!

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2004-06-06, 5:19 AM #3
hahah he got serve'd

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2004-06-06, 5:33 AM #4
Finally, a parent who is strict.

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2004-06-06, 5:34 AM #5
HAH!

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2004-06-06, 5:47 AM #6
Holy ****. $120 wine? That kid is just asking for it.

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2004-06-06, 5:55 AM #7
If it were true, this would be hillarious. But, its probally just some seller who figured out some way to get his PS2 mentioned everywhere, and make a couple extra bucks.

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2004-06-06, 5:55 AM #8
Holy ****, my dad actually did it!
2004-06-06, 6:06 AM #9
I think it's reasonably safe to say he effed up big time. And now his parents are owning him.

That's just awesome.

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2004-06-06, 6:31 AM #10
when a switch just won't do, use eBay!

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2004-06-06, 6:50 AM #11
Har.

The kid totally deserved it. I mean, everyone knows you go for the spirits (especially clear ones) as you can top up the bottle with water and simply screw the cap back on...
2004-06-06, 6:57 AM #12
At first I thought they were being a little hard on him, but then I read what he did. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-06, 7:51 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
At first I thought they were being a little hard on him, but then I read what he did. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]</font>

Amen.


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2004-06-06, 8:55 AM #14
pwned.
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2004-06-06, 9:14 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
If it were true, this would be hillarious. But, its probally just some seller who figured out some way to get his PS2 mentioned everywhere, and make a couple extra bucks.

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2004-06-06, 9:16 AM #16
Yeah... i was thinking that... some of the wording this 'parent' uses is really... not parent-like.

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2004-06-06, 9:23 AM #17
Yeah. The seller is in America, so English must be his native language; and of course, everyone writes perfect English and never makes typos.
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2004-06-06, 9:26 AM #18
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the word usage. It doesnt seem very mature.

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2004-06-06, 9:36 AM #19
this kid is 13 and he doesn't have someone to buy him some booze?

when will they ever learn... it's easier when you drink YOUR OWN DAMN BOOZE... then you don't have to try to cover it up or water it down... or piss in the beer bottle...

ok so the last one is something a friend of mine did as an april fools day joke last year... his brother had it coming

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2004-06-06, 9:48 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the word usage. It doesnt seem very mature.

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So what? He's in Arkansas. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
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2004-06-06, 10:15 AM #21
Pretty funny stuff... whether or not it's real.

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2004-06-06, 10:49 AM #22
I don't know... maybe I have a stricter upbringing, but if it was I that drank beer and wasted a good bottle of wine, I would be off to military school. I'm serious.

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2004-06-06, 11:13 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MadQuack:
I don't know... maybe I have a stricter upbringing, but if it was I that drank beer and wasted a good bottle of wine, I would be off to military school. I'm serious.

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Agreed. I can't even drink yet, so my parents would so dis-own me.

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2004-06-06, 11:16 AM #24
Heh, I can't imagine many Americans actually wait until 21 to drink alcohol.
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2004-06-06, 12:46 PM #25
it's illegal to drink under 21?

=P

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2004-06-06, 4:04 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Heh, I can't imagine many Americans actually wait until 21 to drink alcohol.</font>


/me raises hand.

Yea, I'm a somewhat deprived child. That, and the few times I ever had a sip of any of it I found it fairly disgusting.

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2004-06-06, 4:36 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
/me raises hand.

Yea, I'm a somewhat deprived child. That, and the few times I ever had a sip of any of it I found it fairly disgusting.

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Domestic beer is suck, I hear wine is nasty, but gimme Heineken and Jack and Coke any day. Just not near a cop. Stupid "MIP".
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2004-06-06, 5:26 PM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the word usage. It doesnt seem very mature.

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i aggree...

well, maby most people dont wait untill there 21, but at least most of us drive at 16.

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2004-06-06, 5:29 PM #29
Never had any alcohol, don't plan on it either. Ever.

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2004-06-06, 5:35 PM #30
I hate the taste of 99% of booze. I don't plan to drink until I am 21..and even then it will just be Mikes Hard Lemonade or Brandy.

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2004-06-06, 5:44 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Never had any alcohol, don't plan on it either. Ever.

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2004-06-06, 5:57 PM #32
What CM and SAJN said. And my 21st is coming up soon... hell if I know what I'll be doing. I guess my friends will just have to drink for me >.>

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2004-06-06, 6:03 PM #33
I'll probably drink a little. I'm just not sure I trust myself with alcohol.

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2004-06-06, 6:07 PM #34
I've only had alcohol in small doses. A few sips here and there with friends, and a swiped a wine cooler from my mom when she wasn't looking. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] That's pretty much it. Don't know if I plan on drinking, but if I do, I don't plan to ever get drunk. I prefer not to look like an uninhibited idiot.
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2004-06-06, 6:57 PM #35
Man, if I did that.... Oh man. My bottom would glow red for a week. It could be used as a landing light at an air field. Or a space heater. And my PC would be gone. Permanantly. Chores like you wouldn't belive. And an I-can't belive-what-a-pathetic-waste-of-time-you've been attutude for the next 20 years. That kids' a moron. 'Bout time he was pwned. Playing a console that much too. Unforgiveable.
2004-06-07, 12:53 AM #36
My parents don't mind me drinking, say, a can or two, but any more without food is bad.

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2004-06-07, 1:02 AM #37
The father should have filled the bottle to its original level by using his son's tears. That would be so cruel...

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2004-06-07, 2:22 AM #38
PUNK'D!

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2004-06-07, 2:23 AM #39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
i aggree...

well, maby most people dont wait untill there 21, but at least most of us drive at 16.

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That thought alone terrifies me... Especially considering how easy it's supposed to be to pass in US.

I was never in any rush to learn, I passed my test after I turned 19, but in England having a car isn't really a status symbol until you start earning real money and use it to show people how much you earn (ie mid-20s).
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2004-06-07, 9:03 AM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Heh, I can't imagine many Americans actually wait until 21 to drink alcohol.</font>
I didn't drink anything with alcohol in it till after I turned 21. I'm 26 now and I still don't drink. I just taste some things now and again and I have never actually liked anything. I would rather have a Coke or a Sprite or something.

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