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Hijack-a-thread!
2004-06-07, 11:05 AM #1
Go for it! No really, do it! I wanna see Brian ban everybody!!

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2004-06-07, 11:07 AM #2
[start hijack]
Well I broke up this real hot girl at uni and now I'm home I'm all alone, I hope she dont get with anyone else.
But to such an end I'm making myself 100x physically hotter by tanning, going blonde and doing weights.
I need a new woman to fool around with.
That is all.

[/end hijack]

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Brit - "Oh Yeh? Well we saved YOUR arses in World War III!!"
Yank - "Yeh thats true"
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-07, 11:07 AM #3
But since the purpose of this thread is hijacking... i'm not hijacking it by hijacking it... keeping on topic would kinda be hijacking it.

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2004-06-07, 11:08 AM #4
oh yeh and my tooth hurts!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-07, 11:09 AM #5
how about them yankees?

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-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-06-07, 11:11 AM #6
Do you think God is real or do we go to a Gaia?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-07, 11:18 AM #7
BANNED ALL OF YOU

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2004-06-07, 11:21 AM #8
Haha

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2004-06-07, 11:39 AM #9
You realize.. none of you should be banned. You were actually on topic by being off topic. Now, if anyone follows up to my post, then they would be off topic by being on topic and henceforth must be banned.

*confused*

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2004-06-07, 11:39 AM #10
REQUEST DENIED.

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2004-06-07, 11:46 AM #11
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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EvilMagic.net: Brian's Web Log
2004-06-07, 11:53 AM #12
I think Brian should be banned for making terrorist threats about banning people. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-07, 11:57 AM #13
It's not terrorism if it's useful.

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2004-06-07, 11:59 AM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
It's not terrorism if it's useful.

</font>



useful? how do you figure?

some of the best threads are the ones that end up wildly off topic. Massassi needs to have a slight chaos factor to be good.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-07, 12:08 PM #15
So, who here like cheese?

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2004-06-07, 12:08 PM #16
They're good for all of 15 posts. Then they dissolve into flame wars.

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2004-06-07, 12:17 PM #17
well, that depends on the direction in which they were hyjacked. some (read as the 'Reagan died' thread) do indeed disolve into badness.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-06-07, 12:21 PM #18
I'm not hijacking anything!!!

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-07, 12:34 PM #19
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YOU HAVE BEEN HIJACKED BY THE PANCAKE POST!

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2004-06-07, 12:36 PM #20
waffles?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-06-07, 12:48 PM #21
Who really *did* eat all the pies?

I want technical advice, about music, with regards to editing both JK and JO and its derivatives.

And I'm drunk

Now imagine a completely blank post, except for a link.

Discuss

PS I hate MS and Linux

Oh, and post your something.

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-06-07, 12:54 PM #22
Also, some of you spelled things wrong, and used poor grammar, therefore I shall berate and admonish you, before completetly deraiing this thread.

REQUEST ACCEPTED.

I use Firefox AND OPERA

And other various forum traditions [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-06-07, 12:56 PM #23
Star Wars sucks. Picard was horrible in that

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-06-07, 1:13 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Noble Outlaw:
Star Wars sucks. Picard was horrible in that

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<3
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-07, 1:36 PM #25
I started my summer job today.

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2004-06-07, 7:20 PM #26
I had a run in with the girl that wanted me to cheat on my girlfriend with her... she's still upset I turned her down.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-07, 7:46 PM #27
I too want to see Brian ban everyone. It would take a while. We could race the ban like the giant stone at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
2004-06-08, 2:05 AM #28
I'm going to take a shower. Who's with me!!

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-08, 2:27 AM #29
I'm with stupid. And stupider. And now I shall parachute from a flying whale's back into a oversized bowl of jelly.

VIVE LA FRANCE!!!

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2004-06-08, 2:59 AM #30
[http://home.ripway.com/2004-3/83669/skimp.jpg]
OMQ IT'S SKIMPY!

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2004-06-08, 3:02 AM #31
OMG PORN!

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-08, 3:10 AM #32
Today was my last lesson in French, hopefully ever, we all ran out and bought ice cream and had great fun. I came three hours early for school today, so I went out and bought some new CDs (Nightwish: Once and Pain of Salvation: Entropia) before I went to the library to study physics.

Currently I'm listening to Entropia, I think it kicks *** , at least the parts I've heard. What are you guys listening to right now? Had any exams yet? What is the capital of Assyria?

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2004-06-08, 3:12 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
I'm going to take a shower. Who's with me!!

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I'm with you. How do you other guys feel about the subject of shower?

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