Heh heh.

Haha, I've seen that before. Quality joke.

Sadly, it rings true for my area all too well (the Ottawa valley is full of hicks).

Hey, the hicks are only around the Ozarks.

Racist joke!

RACIST!

How can you tell if a superhero is gay?

His boots match his purse.

What's the hardest part of a vegitable to digest?

The wheelchair

How do you know if the joke above me was gay?

BECAUSE IT WAS.

Vincents not sproks.

What do you call an Irishman losing body parts?

A Leperchaun

How do you get a one arm man out of a tree?

Wave at him.

Oh, I just got it. Hahahaha.

What do you think SAJN will soon post in this thread?

A dead baby joke

And who you think will get pissed and start a flame war if sajn does?

DJ Yoshi

Haha... that happens if SAJN posts at all.

TWO DRUMS AND A CYMBAL FALL OFF A CLIFF

BA-DUM CHE

A man walks into the doctors office, and the man says "Well....give it to me, doc." the doctor replies "I'm sorry, you have alzheimer's and cancer." The man sounding quite relieved then says "Oh, thank god I don't have alzheimer's!"

SAJN just totally butchered that joke. Here's how it's SUPPOSED to go:

Two cannibals were eating a clown and one of them says "You know what, this tastes funny."

So an Irishman, the Pope, and Bill Gates walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "what is this? A joke?"

How the hell is ohio now part of the south? We don't have hicks here, we're all Germans and indians! :p

Funny nonetheless

why did the scarecrow win an award?

because he was outstanding in his field

I live in ohio. cm is right.

A massive flood is about to wipe out humanity, a flood that will rival Noah's.
The Dali Lama (s?) comes onto television and radio, pleading with people to accept Budda so they can find nirvana in their final days.
The pope comes on with a similar message, telling humanity it is not too late to accept Jesus as their savior.
The head Rabbi of Israel speaks to his fellow Jews with a different message:

"Well, my friends. We have three days to learn how to live underwater."

A priest, a Rabbi and a Buddist Monk are all in an airplane together, catching a flight across the Atlantic Ocean. However, suddenly, one of the engines catches on fire and the plane begins to desend. There are enough parachutes for all of them, evacuation is orderly.

I don't know if I can tell it right, but here it goes...

There was a village of tiny people called the Drigs that lived at the bottom of a hill. The Drigs were farmers, and every year they had to take 80% of their crops up the hill to the giant, or else the giant would come down and smash them all. And every year, after they carried their crops up the hill to the giant, he would kick them back down the hill.

Finally, one year, the Drigs had enough and with their last offering to the giant, they also sent their priest. The priest told the giant there would be no more food after this year. Upon hearing that, the giant kicked the all the Drigs back down the hill. All of them except the priest. Wondering why the giant didn't kick him down, he asked, "Why didn't you kick me down the hill with the others?"

The giant replied, silly rabbi, kicks are for drigs .

<3 Jokes with logical endings.

Funny stuff, Massassians. Me likey.



BRILLIANT. I LOL'd.

A frog walks into a bank and goes up to a bank teller named Patty Whack. He tells her that he wants to put something in storage. He hands her an object that looks like a pink elephant. He also wants to take out a loan and tells her that he is related to Mick Jagger.

Patty is confused of what to do so she goes to see her supervisor and asks his advice. She tells him everything about the frog and shows him the pink elephant. The supervisor then says to her this:

"It's a knick knack, Patty whack! Give the frog a loan. His old man is a rolling stone!"

Two muffins are in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "It's gettin' pretty hot in here, eh?"
The other one says HOLY **** A TALKING MUFFIN!

-"This is a folk tale not a god damn Oxi Clean commercial."