mine just happened to me today. playin catch with a football and keep away at the same time and this kid threw it all wobbly and i caught it wrong and felt a weird feeling coming from my left pinky finger. it was dislocated from the middel knuckle on up, at a 90 degree angle to the left. it didnt hurt at all when it happened either and everyone but me was freakin out. btw this happened in the morning before school in the locker room. went to go find the trainer but he was gone in waco, went to coach adams and he sent me to a coach in the weight room who then sent me to the our new head coach, coach turner. he popped it back in for me and it didnt hurt either, i thought it was. then after i got some ice and it swelled up 30 mins later it was sore like a mother.

u get a weird feeling when u see ur finger like that lol

so whats ur weirdest injury? :p

I broke my organs once, didn't feel a thing

Never dislocated a finger, but I can tell you a dislocated shoulder hurts like buggery.

I broke my arm on an amusement park ride once, but it sure as hell wasn't painless.

I broke a tree branch and hit myself in the face with the branch on my chin. Left a pretty cool scar. Had I of hit myself about 2 inches higher I'd of knocked teeth out without a doubt. Didn't cut myself in my mouth at all, but was bleeding pretty bad even though it didn't hurt that much.

The one I got from trying to understand you. Except it actually did hurt.

Jeez, I've broken my finger before and couldn't believe the pain a little thing like that could cause. You're either incredibly tough, have messed up nerves in your hand or a heroin addict.

I've done a similar thing to THRAWN. I was flipping over a home-made trapeze bar when the wood finally gave way. At this point I'm basically hanging upside down pulling my entire body over the bar, so I smash the broken ends of the bar into my chest and then fall upside down about 6 feet directly onto my head. After lying on the floor in pain for who knows how long I took the bits of broken trapeze indoors and promptly forgot what I was doing or what the two bits of broken wood were about. Yay for concussion and short term memory loss!
The replacement trapeze has an iron rod re-inforcement :p

friends think im a hardarse, nerves in my hand are good cause its throbbin when i type with it lol, got a brace on it now, and i dont do drugs :p

I do take some pretty heavy falls playing ultimate frisbee and bounce right back, I could just be good at avoiding injury from a fall though.

A dog bit a chunk out of my nose once, I didn't realise i'd actually been bit until I saw the pool of blood, I had assumed the dog just snapped in the vicinity of my face.

All of my injuries have been painful, which is why I try to avoid them (usually unsuccessfully).

Though this one time I got a chunk of broken glass stuck in the palm of my hand and I barely felt it; in fact I just figured I had put my hand on a sharper-than-usual rock until I looked and saw it was dripping with blood. Must have missed the nerves, I guess.

This explains your typing...?

lol kinda

the glass in the palm of the hand reminded of a time i put a staple in the palm of my hand by trying to fix the stapler, pulled it out and was like beh

You're quite lucky, a friend of mine slipped in his garden and broke a clay flower pot with his hand, cutting quite deep. He's lost sensation in his little finger and down one side of his ring finger, although he did regain movement after a few months.

I get hurt 289492380 times a day falling on various parts of my body (head, shoulder, arm, elbow, legs, hips, face)

From what I've heard, the brain isn't capable of sensing pain directly so stabbing it with a knife would be painless but...

I cut myself badly twice with a knife, once on my thumb, almost to the bone and on my thigh pretty deep, and neither one of them hurt. I chalk the lack of pain in both incidents up to being an idiot both times.

Either that or it was so painful you couldn't feel it, like when something is so hot it's cold and vice versa.

My intestines got sucked out of my *** once.

Prolapsed colon eh? I bet that was painful.

A few years ago the cops put one of those speed trackers that they can wheel to different places at the bottom of my street. Well they left it there for a few weeks to get information so my friend and I wanted to see if we could speed past it so the numbers turned red and it took our picture. (If you sped by it, it would take a picture of your license plate. Sneaky cops...) So at the time we obviously didn't have cars, so we got our bikes out. If you've seen my hill, you'd know it's freaking HUGE. It goes down for a really really REALLY long time. On the first pass we got 21 MPH (Speed limit was 25), so we went a bit further up the hill and we got 24 MPH...so we went a bit further....26 MPH! The numbers didn't turn red though, because it wasn't that much over the limit. So we decide to go ALL the way to the top of the hill...my god. We got it to go red that time, because we we're clocked at 34 MPH. Well, I didn't really think ahead about stopping, and I was still going really fast, so I took a very sharp turn into my driveway and missed. I hit the mailbox going 30 MPH on my bike, and I went flying over my handlebars and into my lawn, then my bike landed right on top of me. I stood up without a single cut, bruise, or pain. It was amazing. I was laughing as my friend was looking on in shock.

Actually I read it on some satanic internet forum I used to visit.

I remember lots of green.

As evidenced by Mel Gibson, an aussie like yourself, in Lethal Weapon 1 through 4!

Hehe, RN2804 was pearl diving.

This would seem to be true. I've watched a few episodes before of a show called Untold Stories of the ER. One episode had a man that walked into a hospital with a hatchet in his head. This was during holloween so no one took it serious at first, but it was actually real. The guy was in no pain and was quite calm.

I like the way pearls taste.

A few summers ago I was biking down to the beach with a few friends. I had borrowed my bike to one of the girls and taken my brothers. We were going down a slight hill when she yells 'Go faster!'. Naturally I pushed down as hard I could to gain more speed and the chain slipped. Being as how physics work, I did a nice flip, scratched up my unclothed legs (and shirt covered back!). Got up, rode over to the nearby gas station, washed up, went to the beach, went home. Bled like a gutshot hobo. Scared the crap out of her, lawl

jan 1st this year my sister threw a full can of soda at me and it hit me in the collar-bone. didnt hurt all that much, it mostly just stunned me , but it hurt later.

I was washing myself in the shower and noticed my pen0r was harder than usual. I've never heard of this kind of injury before but it's only happened to me that one time.

wow

buggery hurts?

impossible!

300,000,000 gaymen cant be wrong.

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[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]A few years ago the cops put one of those speed trackers that they can wheel to different places at the bottom of my street...[AND MORE STUFF][/QUOTE]

You git.

Last night, as I was turning a corner on my bike (going nowhere NEAR 34mph) my front wheel hit a piece of paper someone had left on the road. Bike went one way, I went the other, and then down. Face planted on the road, smacking my head just beside my left eyebrow. Didn't hurt except for the initial "Oh ****", which I distinctly remember uttering as I went down. Bled like a b*tch, but turned out to be just a couple of small gashes and a helluva lot of swelling.

Stapled my thumbs together.

Didn't hurt, but it sure bled a lot.

Happy? :p

Many slices on my fingers which cut deep but don't hit anything, so when you pull the skin apart blood seeps through. Dislocated my right little finger, too. Didn't hurt when it happened, but putting it in was bad as hell.

i fell 30 ft from the top of a tree into a crook of a branch without seriously injuring myself, my family jewels, or my ***.

Do tell how!

Brother hit right next to my eye with a golf club. Bled like a mother, I screamed when I reached up to feel right next to my eye and found blood, but my dad threw me a towel, we drove to the doctor's office, and it was fine. Didn't hurt much at all..just shock.

When I was little I fell off my bike and pretty much cracked my forehead. I was bleeding all over but I really didn't notice that much. WHen I went to the mirror and looked at my face, that's when it kind of hit me.

A huge Saint Bernard bit my face once. Well, not really bit, per say. Tons of kids were over-crowding him so he panicked and lept at the first person he saw--me. He turned his head at the last minute, which caused his tooth to deeply scratch the skin right under my left eye. A centimeter higher and I'd probably have some vision problems.

I know what you mean about things not hurting until afterwards, though. With all the people bustling about and freaking out, I was too distracted/confused to realize that it hurt like a *****.

hmm today at school i was messin around and i notice my finger will move to the side and feels like it kinda popped out and in real fast with almost no force applied to it at all. is it possible or thinkable that insted of stretchin my tendons/ligaments i tore my inside one all the way???