Cool Matty's law:
Fool midgets into believing that he is a female.

<3

haha, love that the only response I've gotten to that is from you, sugarless!!

haha of course!

Haha, the ones for maevie and happydud are awesome.

I now feel obligated to post the following:

Gebohq's Constant: If it types, it's has, is, or will be subject to attempts at being recruited into writing for the Interactive Story Board.

Perhaps I'll think of something more original some other time.

Genki asked for it, so I provide...

Genki's Law: The amount of snogging one receives is proportional to how fat, hairy, and Italian the one receiving the snogging is.

<_<

*snogs ach*

must follow impluses

I'd be recruited in a snap, as I love that sort of thing, but... Yeeeeeah, I have NO idea what's going on. I looked at a page and just went "Oh god." then closed it.

You're a woman? All those years of flirting...wasted!

Genki's Law:

The amount of annoying stalking is directly proportional to how long he's been without sex. God help the next attractive girl what stumbles across this website.

I'm so sorry, I didn't intend to lead you on, but what can you do?

Weep.

maevie's second law: be in a box

Ruthvens Law:


Make everyone think you're a chick magnet, when in reality you're a sad, awkward, rude, social retard who couldnt chat up a girl if she was gagging for it.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

a handy, pocket-sized box!!

(I thought I'd lost it for a minute there!)

<3

loop that animation, it hurts my eyes!

*shrug*

:p

[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]I'd be recruited in a snap, as I love that sort of thing, but... Yeeeeeah, I have NO idea what's going on. I looked at a page and just went "Oh god." then closed it.[/QUOTE]

Just so you know, that's a lame excuse everyone uses.

1) First off, NeS != the ISB. I know it's what basically keeps it going, but really, there ARE other threads from time to time, and you can always start your own.

2) Plot and "making sense" are not terribly important things with NeS :p

3) The NeS workshop is there for a reason

Yeah, there's this one thread I started about 6 years ago on the ISB that is my favorite and it's the only thread I've ever posted on there. Geb even posted on it too. It's been necroposted on about 4 times now.

lucky_jackpot's law: :p