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Jesse Ventura? Pfft
2006-01-14, 12:59 PM #1
He's got nothing on this guy, the new contender for governor of Minnesota. A self-proclaimed vampire and satanist, he vows to impale murderers and child molesters on the capital lawn if elected.

The site is serious, but very bizarre... there's one page that describes his path to the dark side ala Darth Vader, and begins when his grandmother died and he threw his wife and son on the street.

So um... yeah. Democracy. :)
2006-01-14, 1:07 PM #2
Awesome.
2006-01-14, 1:20 PM #3
I'd vote for him.
2006-01-14, 1:23 PM #4
Fight evil with evil? I like it.
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2006-01-14, 1:24 PM #5
Awesome, but the site reminds me of that "I want a girlfriend" kid.
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2006-01-14, 3:06 PM #6
I read that yesterday. It made me laugh.
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2006-01-14, 3:18 PM #7
What is it with Minnesota and governors? Why can't they get someone normal for a change?
2006-01-14, 3:46 PM #8
I won't vote for a satanist, mostly because satanism is an even bigger joke than christianity.
2006-01-14, 4:10 PM #9
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
What is it with Minnesota and governors? Why can't they get someone normal for a change?


Pawlenty is pretty normal.
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2006-01-14, 4:30 PM #10
/me votes Pawlenty
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2006-01-15, 9:43 AM #11
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