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How wars are *really* fought...
2006-01-14, 3:45 PM #1
This was printed off around our IT room at college yesterday - needless to say the lingo forced me to take it down and find the miscreant responsible, but it did make me chuckle nonetheless - note the variants on other wars too!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War_%28video_game%29
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2006-01-14, 3:46 PM #2
(Language warning)
2006-01-14, 3:55 PM #3
Yes indeed, my apologies.
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2006-01-14, 4:13 PM #4
omg hilarious
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-01-14, 4:47 PM #5
I feel like every thing has been put in it's proper perspective.
2006-01-14, 4:51 PM #6
Haha, reminded me of this.
2006-01-14, 6:11 PM #7
That's back when the liberals that that Iraq had WMDs too. Times have changed, but not much.
2006-01-14, 6:17 PM #8
That sucks ***.

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html

That is better.
2006-01-15, 1:20 PM #9
that was awesome.

Quote:
*USA has put King_Kofi on ‘Ignore’*
Historians are the most powerful and dangerous members of any society. They must be watched carefully... They can spoil everything. - Nikita Khrushchev.
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-01-15, 2:42 PM #10
SadDam_da_MAN: who looks like a rite dick USA?

Tony_UK: stfu saddam hes [USA] right

SadDam_da_MAN: ooh sorry

SadDam_da_MAN: didn’t mean to upset ur boyfriend,LOL

Hilarious.
2006-01-15, 3:57 PM #11
I love how there's a link that says "this game is still running. You can join this game" and it's a link to the Army's website.
>>untie shoes
2006-01-15, 4:06 PM #12
Reminds me of this:

WWII Chatroom
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee

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