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ForumsDiscussion Forum → Who would win in a fight?
Who would win in a fight?
2006-01-16, 2:30 PM #1
So who do you think would win?
2006-01-16, 2:31 PM #2
I'd snap her twig *** in half.
2006-01-16, 2:35 PM #3
rob has a black belt in getting beaten up by girls.
2006-01-16, 2:36 PM #4
You people suck. :(
2006-01-16, 2:37 PM #5
Rob does have all that experience gained from beating small orphans on christmas morning...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-16, 2:42 PM #6
Rob would go all 'I HAVE NO CHIN, I WIN'
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2006-01-16, 2:54 PM #7
Rob would, in all simplicity, hit her in the **** with a wiffle ball bat, kick her in the teeth, then spit on her eyes. If she got up, he'd pull back his flabby skin and bear to her his real chin, a shape so hiddeous she'd parish at it's sight. Why, then, doesn't he end wars with this power? Because Rob knows no peace.
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2006-01-16, 3:23 PM #8
Violence has a strong link to sex, so regardless of who won, i think its fair to say they'd have make up sex afterwards :em321:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-16, 3:32 PM #9
I'd watch that.

-More action packed than Kill Bill 2, for sure.
2006-01-16, 3:38 PM #10
I wish she'd kill our bill. That'd be a good nockoff thread.
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2006-01-16, 4:00 PM #11
Sorry Rob, you are a pu****

Uma Thurman all the way
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

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2006-01-16, 4:16 PM #12
Squirls.
幻術
2006-01-16, 4:24 PM #13
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]rob has a black belt in getting beaten up by girls.[/QUOTE]

hahaha.
2006-01-16, 4:46 PM #14
Rob would win, obviously. Anyone with the same first name as me has an inherit advantage.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-01-16, 4:47 PM #15
INDIANA JONES IS BETTER THAN HAN SOLO I SWEAR!!!
2006-01-16, 4:50 PM #16
Sorry Rob, but Uma Thurman? She's hot and deadly... and she'll pluck your eye from your head and squish it between her toes. I mean... Damn... She's a ninja dude.
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2006-01-16, 4:51 PM #17
Uma Therman

sounds more hench/butch to me.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-16, 5:12 PM #18
I think we need to set up a deathmatch between the two; then tape it and show it on pay-per-view.
Stuff
2006-01-16, 5:48 PM #19
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Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-16, 6:43 PM #20
depends who runs out of mana first XD
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2006-01-16, 8:24 PM #21
I'd so win and you all know it.

I'd snap her in half like a toothpick.
2006-01-16, 8:30 PM #22
rob would win... becausae he has some abilities you don't know about
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-01-16, 8:31 PM #23
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
rob would win... becausae he has some abilities you don't know about

He's right, I have pictures.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-16, 9:19 PM #24
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I wish she'd kill our bill. That'd be a good nockoff thread.

You're short.
>>untie shoes
2006-01-16, 10:53 PM #25
But our Bill has the mighty muscle power of a tranquilized, dehydrated frog that just got smashed by a mack truck! Surely he'll win!
2006-01-17, 7:43 AM #26
Uma...ugly, bad actor, almost killed Paycheck.


I don't even know who Rob is and I voted for him.
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2006-01-17, 4:32 PM #27
Does Rob know ancient chi techniques? I can't vote till I know.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2006-01-17, 4:34 PM #28
Originally posted by tinny:
Does Rob know ancient chi techniques? I can't vote till I know.


No but I do and I will teach him them.

I got a course from the back of a comic book.
Epstein didn't kill himself.

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