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Sand storms are really ANNOYING!...
2006-01-17, 3:26 PM #1
Well... last night my city, Torreon had seen the worst sand storm it had experienced in almost the last decade... and it was HORRIBLE. We had black outs all over the city, trees fell down, car accidents, LOTS OF SAND, and it was hard and painful to breathe... you couldn't drink water cause it tasted like mud and there was like 1 inch of sand in my garage O.o!! any of you ever go through something like this before?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-17, 3:32 PM #2
Call your gang "The Sandstormers"

I got caught in a sandstorm in the middle of the desert while hunting for apache tears. I ended up laying in a dried out riverbed for the 5 or 10 minutes of it. Then when I came up out of it there was carnage everywhere. I honestly probably would have gotten badly injured if I hadn't jumped down into the bed. I then found a scorpion home [den?] ripped open by the wind, apache tears exposed to the light of day, no scorpions in sight. Game. Over. Rupies are mine!
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2006-01-17, 3:36 PM #3
My gang died a week ago... when I posted I got into legal problems and was on prohibation.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-17, 3:37 PM #4
...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-01-17, 3:38 PM #5
Rebel.
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2006-01-17, 3:38 PM #6
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh ****. Oh man. Oh ****.

AHAHAHAHA

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Oh ****.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![sic]
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2006-01-17, 3:39 PM #7
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
My gang died a week ago... when I posted I got into legal problems and was on prohibation.


Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
2006-01-17, 3:40 PM #8
back on topic or i ban you all
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-01-17, 3:42 PM #9
Freezing Rain storm = more dangerous and less fun than sand storm.

Canada ftw
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-17, 3:45 PM #10
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Freezing Rain storm = more dangerous and less fun than sand storm.

Canada ftw[/QUOTE]

Been through that too... but in the middle of the desert?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-17, 3:49 PM #11
Freezing rain, ftw
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-01-17, 3:52 PM #12
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
My gang died a week ago... when I posted I got into legal problems and was on prohibation.


probation?
一个大西瓜
2006-01-17, 3:52 PM #13
freezing rain and sandstorms in the same state ftw.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-01-17, 3:53 PM #14
Ever get you face pelted with marble-sized hail while riding a four-wheeler? :gbk:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-01-17, 3:54 PM #15
You guys are all wimps

My city has HIPPIES
2006-01-17, 3:57 PM #16
Washed up mobsters and cows live in Rhode Island.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-17, 3:59 PM #17
There are real gangstas packing heat in Oakland.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-17, 4:00 PM #18
We had... rain... two days ago... :(
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-17, 4:03 PM #19
Originally posted by Avenger:
real gangstas


Isn't that an oxymoron?
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-01-17, 4:58 PM #20
Out of sheer curiousity, who here knew Torreon is in Mexico? I sure as heck didn't know. You learn new things todos los dias.
2006-01-17, 5:20 PM #21
I could have guessed, but I didn't know Mexico had enough sand for sandstorms.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-01-17, 5:24 PM #22
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Freezing Rain storm = more dangerous and less fun than sand storm.

Canada ftw[/QUOTE]

Truth. Sandstorms are more fun because you can be all like "OMG TEHR WAS SANDSTORMS IN STAR WARS". Freezing rain, well... it's annoying. Especially when it ices up roads and then you try to see how well your truck can handle on said icy road and... that's an animated GIF for a different thread.
Stuff
2006-01-17, 5:51 PM #23
I prefer the running and sliding on the ice afterwards, myself
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-01-17, 5:52 PM #24
the the afternoon in the hospital when you slide into a mailbox?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-17, 7:04 PM #25
Originally posted by Pommy:
probation?


No, you see, when he posted about his gang, they banned alchohol in his country.

Silly mexico.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-01-17, 7:12 PM #26
Last time I ran and slid on ice, I fell down and landed on my chin. Had to get 6 stitches and superglue in my chin to get it right.

So yeah, no ice sliding for me ever again. :x
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-17, 7:14 PM #27
In wisconsin, the politicians carry guns...........
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2006-01-17, 7:21 PM #28
Originally posted by petmc20:
In wisconsin, the politicians carry guns...........


One does in California but only when on the set and throwing one line zingers every chance he gets.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-17, 8:18 PM #29
Mexico sounds like a pretty entertaining place..
2006-01-17, 9:04 PM #30
Originally posted by Rob:
Mexico sounds like a pretty entertaining place..


Can be... however if you come down here I'll make sure it isn't.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-17, 9:22 PM #31
Is that a threat?

Oh man, I'm scared.

The bible thumping, gang having, deadbeat loser father having, person who steals other peoples' work over the internet, who gets "bombs" that "explode" and delete his "projects," has e-threatened me.

I'M SHAKING IN MY SOCKS. WHICH I CAN AFFORD BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN MEXICO.
2006-01-17, 9:32 PM #32
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I got caught in a sandstorm in the middle of the desert while hunting for apache tears. I ended up laying in a dried out riverbed for the 5 or 10 minutes of it. Then when I came up out of it there was carnage everywhere. I honestly probably would have gotten badly injured if I hadn't jumped down into the bed. I then found a scorpion home [den?] ripped open by the wind, apache tears exposed to the light of day, no scorpions in sight. Game. Over. Rupies are mine!


That's almost an incredible story, except for the fact that WHEELCHAIRS DON'T MOVE THROUGH SAND VERY WELL.

Silly kirb.

2006-01-17, 9:36 PM #33
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']You guys are all wimps

My city has HIPPIES



mine too... that's why i have my rifles
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-01-17, 9:47 PM #34
Originally posted by Rob:
Is that a threat?

Oh man, I'm scared.

The bible thumping, gang having, deadbeat loser father having, person who steals other peoples' work over the internet, who gets "bombs" that "explode" and delete his "projects," has e-threatened me.

I'M SHAKING IN MY SOCKS. WHICH I CAN AFFORD BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN MEXICO.


Rob this is one of the only times I will say this.
That rocked.
2006-01-17, 9:51 PM #35
He's still a dick.
2006-01-17, 10:40 PM #36
Didn't say he wasn't. :)
2006-01-17, 11:30 PM #37
*cues sandstorm by darude* :o :o
Mmmm.
2006-01-17, 11:31 PM #38
[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]He's still a dick.[/QUOTE]
lol penis

sorry it's Tuesday and I'm already drunk.

Edit: I feel British!!
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-01-18, 4:40 AM #39
Originally posted by Emon:

sorry it's Tuesday and I'm already drunk.

Edit: I feel British!!


Marvellous!
2006-01-18, 5:42 AM #40
This SF_GoldG_01 is obviously some kind of genius who is playing with all of your heads. He's using your brains, rent free. No one could possibly be that delusional, in any country, and not be dead in a ditch or in a mental institution by now. It's still fun to watch though, so please, carry on.
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