Ok, here I will tell my story that I was referring to in the "ruin my ex girlfriend's life" thread. I'll have to tell it in chapters cause it's sort of long. So...

Chapter 1.

So I meet this girl one night when she's planning to go to a club with my room mate and a few of his friends, and instead she decides to stay back and watch a movie with me. We make out, she spends the night. I'll just say 3rd base to remain pg13. Ok so the next day I wake up and feel bad. She leaves. Tells me to call her later. I realize I don't even know her name. She comes by my room later. I find out what her name is. I start to realize I don't even really like her. Well, no harm, I just met her. I decide to hang out with her and I really get to liking her. I go up to my friend's room on the second floor one day and find her up there. She doesn't know what's going on. And niether did I. She didn't know I was friends with this guy, and I didn't know she had even met him.

Well aparantly she had met him at a party a few days before she met me, and they made out and whatnot, and she spent the night with him. Ok so I don't care, cause that was before me, but why's she in his place now? Well she proceeds to tell me that she has feelings for both of us, but likes me more. Like an idiot, I believe her. So over the next few nights, she hangs out with me and then that weekend asks me to go home with her and meet her parents. So I do this, and at some point this weekend she tells me that she is not ready for a relationship, and she thinks we should just be friends. So I say yeah whatever and go about my life, only to find out that when we got back to school she starts dating my best friend.

So I'm a little hostile about this and she tells me that it's nothing serious and she just needs some time because she had just broken up a 4 year relationship a month or so before. She tells me that she wants to be serious with me, but she can't do that yet and she needs a casual relationship for a while. So what do I do? Spend every waking moment trying to break them up.

I know, I was delusional, but it goes on.

So when they do break up, she just totally mentally derails. Apparantly her room mate had been convincing her what kind of jerk I am, so she starts treating me like crap. She and I fight constantly, and the more I try to hook back up with her, the worse it gets. Until a few weeks later.

Right before Halloween, I wake up one morning with a note taped to my door telling me to stay away from her or else. So why do I do? I give her a phone call to the tune of "What the hell's this note all about?" She says she doesn't know, but maybe I should listen to it. So I tell her to piss off and tell her never to talk to me again. She agrees. And I hang up the phone with the intent of never talking to her again.


Well you would think that is the end, but it isn't. I'll post part two sometime later tonight or tomorrow.

Just as a preview... it gets worse. Alot worse.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

Wow this sucks...

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

[This message has been edited by MechWarrior (edited June 07, 2004).]

Are you saying my situation sucked or the story sucks?

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

Story good. Post part 2 you will.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

*Yoda Grunt*

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The Matrix is not Linux compatible.

Heh, I'm not banned huh

Anyways, I got some stories like this if ya'll wanna hear that **** sometime

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My Life.
My Tracks.

[This message has been edited by Em Playa (edited June 07, 2004).]

No thanks, stick to the underage pr0n.

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.

Oh alright as long as you guys want it, I'm not tired yet so I'll type some more of it.

Chapter 2.

EDIT: There are a few slightly R-Rated things in this chapter. Nothing too descriptive, but you have been warned. Actually I'd probably call it PG-13 still, but use your own judgement.

Ok first things first, let's get it out of the way that when I was with this girl, and things were good; it was golden. It was fantastic. I have never been that happy. So when it came time to find someone new I was more or less convincing myself that I liked someone else cause I really still wanted the other girl even though she really put the screws to me.

So I meet this other girl after a Halloween party and we hit it off pretty well. I start hangin out with her and everything, but things never really go anywhere. I was after this girl until Christmas break because I didn't really have anything else to look for. So right before break, girl number one calls me and wants to talk. I don't give her the time of day and tell her to remember what I told her last time we talked.

"Piss off! I never want to talk to you again!"

She said she would remember that.

After break I started chasing girl number two again for some reason and things failed again. Shortly afterward girl 1 calls me. I say screw it and I go down to her room and talk to her for a little while. I tell her how I was after the other girl and it didn't work out, and she says how sorry she is and gives me advice on it and everything, but I can tell that she wants me again.

So a few days later I go to her room and somehow end up making out with her again and I spend the night. I decided no action because I wanted to see how she acted the next day.

To my surprise, she was cool. She was amazing. Again she was the greatest girl I had ever met. Things went amazingly well for the longest time. Then she went home one weekend and I stayed at school. When she came back she was different. She ended up telling me that we needed to take it slow for a while. And I said yeah whatever, I fell for this last time, forget it.

Well, the next day I broke down and called her and said fine we can take it easy. That night we end up making out again. Then it goes good for a while, until she goes home again. Then the same thing happens. Repeat this process about 4 more times until right before spring break.

Now here is where it starts getting good.

We are watching a movie one night, and I try to get some action and get shut down. She tells me that she thinks the reason she keeps getting all freaked out and wanting to slow things down is because maybe she hasn't found the right guy yet.

I will repeat that. Because it bears repeating.
She said to me, the guy who basically is in love with her, that she doesn't think she has found the right guy yet.

Yeah so how do you think I reacted? I derailed completely and started saying how I treated her so good and whatnot, and I'm always there and everything, and apparantly something hit home. I say apparantly something hit home because she started crying, and didn't stop until we were somehow doin the nasty. How this happened, I do not know. But she also tells me that she promises that she won't go out partying for a long time because last time she did she got really sick and I told her it bothered me when she went out like that. SO natually I believe her, having just lost my virginity to her... which makes me fall for her even more.

So the next day I see her and she's not weird about it or anything, and she tells me she's going to the movies that night with her friend. So I say ok fine see ya later bye and whatnot. Right, so at around 1:30 in the morning she rolls in. Tells me she saw Along Came Polly, which she had seen weeks before, but her friends wanted to see it, yet had not seen it, so she saw it again.

I thought nothing of this until the next day. Being that I follow movies really well, I noticed that the movie had come out about a month before, and I started to wonder if she had really gone to see it. So what do I do? Get on Yahoo! and look up showtimes. It's only playing in one theater in the area. So I call her, she comes over I ask what theater she went to, she says the wrong one, and I flip out. She proceeds to tell me that she went out drinking with her friend. I flip out more. Somehow I end up going to a party with her that night. How, I do not know.

Ok, that night she gets ripped and I take care of her, feed her, get her water, the whole nine yards.

Right, so then I get into a fight with my dad over the phone because I tell him what has happened, and that night she ends up sleeping with me again to ease my mind. Do I complain? Would you?

Ok so that whole week goes great, then we go on spring break. Over spring break she and I have a series of fights over IM programs... She lives far away, give me a break. She tells me we really need to slow things down again and I say fine whatever.

We get back to school. Can you guess what happened? That's right. Bangs me again. So at this point I'm just fine. I'm ok with my situation. She's acting normal and whatnot again. We have a good week and then one night we get into a fight. The next day I buy her flowers and clothes to make up for it cause it was all my fault, and then we go see Hellboy cause she wanted to. Good movie. Fun times.

Up to this point it's going great.

But, good things can't last forever.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

[This message has been edited by MeLoN (edited June 07, 2004).]

sex + emotional baggage != good

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Awww you're so cute

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My Life.
My Tracks.

Also guys, just for the record, I find this story to be entertaining now-a-days. It used to upset me, but now I love it and I love telling it.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

...wow she must be the best girlfriend ever in the 'normal' sections of this story to make up for the rest of it. I know you weren't exactly asking for advice but I feel I just gotta say it anyway: run Forest, run.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Oh god, it's back.

Post part 2

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Oh yeah, she was great trust me. Lots of fun. If I can get a request within the next five minutes I'll post the next chapter.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

Go ahead

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.

Oh there's a part 3, whew, I was afraid it ended at that point for a second there. Post away.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Ok guys here it comes. Stick around.

I'll just edit this post.

Ok, so after that night things go great. For a few weeks. Great. Then one night I take her to go see Kill Bill Volume 2 and The Punisher in one night. She wanted to see both. So did I. I liked 'em both, so did she. Good night. Up until the point that we get back to my room and she says thanks and leaves. So before I can sleep I call her and give her a what the hell's goin on here conversation. She gets mad at me and we fight. We make up the next day.

So then things go decent for a few days and she is at the upperclassman dorm one day visiting her friends, and some dude tries to rob her on her way back. So naturally I get really paranoid and protective from here on out. So about three days later she goes back over, and I tell her to call me when she's coming back and she says she'll be back by 1:30 am at the latest. She rolls in at 3 am without calling me. I was PISSED! So we fight like there's no tomorrow and basically realize that I am right this time and she ****ed up.

So it might seem to the untrained eye like things should go decently for a while, but this does not happen. We fight nonstop for the next week or so and then we both go home for the weekend. We come back and things SHOULD be cooled off, but I can tell she's still pissed and she tells me that she just wants to be friends. So I say fine whatever. And I don't talk to her for a few days. When I do talk to her, she seems different. She acts stupid. She doesn't have a sense of humor anymore, and I don't want anything to do with her. So I tell her so, and believe me, she did not take that well. She got really pissed off.

So about a week later, I see her in the hallway and talk to her for a second. I tell her if she wants then she can come by and talk later.

I end up going to her room later to talk and I tell her some stories about stuff I did when we were apart and she finds none of them entertaining, so I ask her what's wrong and she tells me how she's found someone else. And I say fine I don't care, but do you even want to be my friend? And she says no not really. So I tell her that if she just tells me to get out then I'll do that but if she doesn't then here in a week or so I'll start feeling apprehensive and want to talk again. But she won't tell me to piss off. So I decide to help her out.

I'll type this in a dialogue sort of way so it's easier to read. This is how it went.

Me: So it's a well known fact that you like to get online and talk to people. You mainly get on AIM and talk. At any point after we stopped talking and I told you to piss off last semester did you notice anything odd about your online chatting experience?

Her: No.

Me: Nothing different or changed?

Her: You deleted my buddy list didn't you?

Me: Well listen, there was a time when we were still talking last semster when you came to my room, got online, and talked to people on AIM, you got offline, and never thought about that again. Niether did I until after we stopped talking and I noticed you had checked the save password box. So the question is, did I log onto your account and delete your ENTIRE buddy list of over 150 people? Yes I did. Now being the vindictive ******* that you know I am you should not find this VERY hard to believe. Why do you think I let you back into my life so easily? I already had my revenge on you for screwing over me. So you and me, we were just about square. Anything to declare?

Her: Get out. I never want to have anything to do with you ever again.

Now you would think that just about wraps up the story, but it doesn't. Later I found out that she decided to hook up with a campus security guard when we split the second time, so I talked to her this summer and told her off six ways to sunday.

Any thoughts?

ALTERNATE ENDING INSERTED FOR THE SAKE OF EM PLAYA:

So after all of that I decided to kill her.

Entertained now, jackass?

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

[This message has been edited by MeLoN (edited June 08, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by MeLoN (edited June 08, 2004).]

this story went from decent to crap from the gutter.

you ended the story by tellin how you DELETED HER BUDDY LIST????

Oh my god, someone call crisis control.

You sure got revenge there

If you request it, I'll tell you MY story, and how I got MY revenge

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My Life.
My Tracks.

It's a real story. That's how it happened. It wasn't supposed to be climactic you twit. It's just a story.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

^ hey son, don't get mad.

I'm sorry I didn't find your little revenge scheme of deleting her buddy list to be what I expected it to be.

And to think, I was thinkin you were a cool kat durin the whole story.

Tell me, did clickin the delete button feel good to you? Did clickin the delete button relieve you of all ya stress??

I bet you giggled when you clicked that.

But, most people wouldn't even give a god damn about it. If someone deleted my ****, I'd be a little annoyed but the people who I talk to would IM me anyways so it ain't a big deal.

And yes, I have a full 200 contacts on my list.

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My Life.
My Tracks.

No I didn't feel like some kind of badass about doing it. It was something random that I did because I knew it would piss her off. And I brought it up because I knew it would cause her to react the way she did.

You're not very intelligent are you?

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

Am I the only one right now who would take great pleasure in deleting Em Playa's buddy list?

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Just your average exclimation mark.

^ Naw, I'm pretty smart babe.

(lmao I can't get over the fact that you deleted her buddy list to piss her off)

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My Life.
My Tracks.

I would take great pleasure in deleting Em Playa....

I mean his buddy list... Uh... yeah...

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

And by the way, jackass, if you KNEW something would make some one mad, and it wasn't difficult to do, would you do it? Thought so.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

^ Good one, sweetie.

C'mon, you can do better than that.

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My Life.
My Tracks.

Uhh, first of all, I wouldn't care so much to DELETE A BUDDY LIST!

That just shows your immaturity and the fact that she had you whipped.

She used her p**** to control you. Its obvious. You got infatuated wit her cuz its the first piece of p**** you ever had. Then when you couldn't get some anymore, you had to go rambo on her ****in COMPUTER.

you sure are a gangsta.

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My Life.
My Tracks.

Thank you that's very helpful.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

anytime, babe

I love ya

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My Life.
My Tracks.

Nah, 'anytime' would imply you have the opportunity to do this again. That would be what I like to refer to as a nope-your-*** -is-banned fallacy. Your last ban was temporary as other people weren't helping the situation, but this one? This one will be staying, unlike you.

If this is in any way upsetting feel free to write an expletive filled 'song' about it, but good luck rhyming Jaiph.


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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

You just kept screwing yourself over there boy. You should of dumped her the first time and just refused to have anything to do with her. You saw how she was acting the first time, and shouldn't of gone back

When my [deleted] of an ex cheated on me, I didn't go back to her because I knew the [deleted] would just do it again. Instead I got my revenge on her. Now, after all this happened, the girl still persists to IM me, call me, send me letters, whatever she can to get me back. I know that I am over her and wouldn't care if I never spoke/saw her again.

If I were interested in a girl pulling crap like that, I burn (yes, I've literally burned) the phone number and cease contact.

And I hardly would consider deleting her AOL buddy list revenge. But she was dumb to not keep an extra copy lying around on her PC (I have 3 names, each with the same buddy list).

If you wanna talk about horrible, mean, awful, yet bitter sweet revenge, you talk to me. I don't do the physical revenge, I let my friend Chris do that. Instead I do the emotional revenge.

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[This message has been edited by THRAWN (edited June 08, 2004).]

lol...k done here
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[This message has been edited by Compos Mentis (edited June 08, 2004).]

You're all making too much of a big deal about this buddy list thing. Sure it may of seemed petty to delete it but it was probably spur of the moment, the real reason he brought it up was to get her to tell him to piss off, and when used like that its quite useful..or something

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My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Leave Nikki and come live with me. I'll cook all your meals and do your laundry.

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There is no spoon.

Ugh. Thats the best form of soap opera ive ever heard. That should be made into a movie.

On another note dont mess around with bit**es that are so high maintenance. It cant be good for your wallet or anything else.

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Weird Shi** Happens.
Light And Darkness

Whilst I will confess that it is a good story (sadly, about "unfortunate circumstances" and misunderstandings and just generally things going wrong), I nominate Jaiph's entry of banning Em Playa to be the highlight of this thread

Melon+1 (for an entertaining story. Made for an interesting read )

Jaiph++ (just for making my day . I don't know where your little gems spring from Jaiph, but please share your "source" as they're too good to keep to yourself )

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

And he's finally off the starting grid --> Zooooom -@%

Best. Ban line. Ever.


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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

I be gangsta on Massassi
Bein' so slick 'n sassy
But then came da man
Who dished out the ban
His name be Jaiph
He has no life
But now all I can do is cry
Or maybe go off and die.

What what!

I love you Grismath, and I so desire to have thine babies..

Anyway MeLoN, you replied to my post so I reply back!

Losing your V plates to this girl can make you wanna stay with her I know I'm in the same situation.

But what we also seem to have in common, and if you'll excuse my bluntness, is that the women we've been seeing are rather messed up in the head. We should both do the same, walk away from them and leave them to wallow in their own filth.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Jaiph I love you.

*silent tears*

anyway melon...

the story sucks, but was this just a venting thread or are you looking for something?

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