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Awesome Quote!
2006-01-19, 9:52 AM #41
Carl - Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off.



this is my fav.

Carl: Jackpot! I knew there was something special about you and I'm not just saying that 'cause you're a whore, but you are a total whore!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-01-19, 9:54 AM #42
I cant stop!

Carl - Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-01-19, 4:38 PM #43
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

- Oscar Wild
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2006-01-19, 5:23 PM #44
"Go **** yourself!"
-Dick Cheney
>>untie shoes
2006-01-19, 5:26 PM #45
Originally posted by tofu:
Even we he said "I need to take a ****?"


LMAO.

I would like to share some words of love, from Bill bailey impersonating Chris De Burgh.

Originally posted by Song:

"Beautiful Ladies are lovely...
but sometimes they dont take care.
They're too busy with their make up...
Or combing their lovely hair...
To take basic safety precautions...

But I will protect them!
I will save the pretty ones...
With their smiles, and their sparkling eyes...

-But let the UGLY ones DIEEEE!-

I have no place for them.
In my new world order.

I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE TROLLS
HUNT THEM DOWN, THERE SHALL BE NO CLEMENSEY
KILL KILL KILL........ trails off
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-19, 6:05 PM #46
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

or
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - same guy.
2006-01-19, 6:41 PM #47
I don't got a quote, and kinda of topic, but I live like right next to his house. (Nathaniel Hawthorne)
2006-01-19, 7:05 PM #48
I just saw a good one here on massassi:

Quote:
"I'm sick of the lengths you people are going to do these acts of stupidity and hatred."
- genk

Couldn't agree more.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-01-19, 7:21 PM #49
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
I just saw a good one here on massassi:

- genk

Couldn't agree more.


OMG GENK IS A LANDMARK
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-01-19, 7:23 PM #50
go me!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-01-19, 7:27 PM #51
Originally posted by Impi:
There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.


The quote technically doesn't deliver its main pun because the 10 written in the quote is indeed that in base 10. To represent it in base 2, the 10 has to have a subscript 2.

I get annoyed by that all the time.
2006-01-19, 7:30 PM #52
you probably shouldn't
Detty. Professional Expert.
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2006-01-19, 7:50 PM #53
"Sheila!"
"Who's Sheila?"
"The Lady in the Tank!"
"... I KNEW you could pick up chicks in a tank!"

I'm sorry.

-"Let's hug it out, *****es."
2006-01-20, 9:54 AM #54
"dopookppwdkpokpowd12"
2006-01-20, 9:23 PM #55
Vince:
If computers have no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-20, 9:26 PM #56
My computer has a door.

I think the word you were looking for is "wall".
Stuff
2006-01-20, 10:34 PM #57
"I wish my lawn was emo, so i'd cut itself."

(Bash)
一个大西瓜
2006-01-21, 8:08 AM #58
Originally posted by kyle90:
My computer has a door.

I think the word you were looking for is "wall".


hey I didn't write it.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-21, 2:31 PM #59
Originally posted by Schming:
I cant stop!

Carl - Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.


Ha, ATHC!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-01-21, 5:40 PM #60
My sig, but I dunno who it's from or by. I just remembered it from somewhere.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-01-21, 6:00 PM #61
Unknown Source - Ah Peter, you're like the Brother I never wanted.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-22, 1:05 AM #62
Its like the first time you get laid and you just gotta say... Daddy are you sure this is right?

-I saw it in someone's sig on a porn board. Apparently, it's from "Tank Girl", probably the comic because I don't remember the movie very well except that Chancellor Valorum had his head cut off.
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