saberopus
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great?
If DR = DOCTOR
THEN GR = GOCTOR
HENCE
GOCTOR EAT.
which leads us to the obvious question, who or WHAT is a 'goctor'. Well, if we're to infer anything from the fact that goctors or goctor himself/herself EATS, it's that it is an organism! An animal, most likely. Likewise, it has been scientifically provenified that the closest word I can think of off the top of my head to 'goctor' is 'proctor'...
this leads us to the conclusion that either mr. goctor is a proctor, or perhaps an animal with proctorial tendencies, such as a flamingo.
The fact that 'proctor' is a shortening of 'poctor octor' can't be escaped, however, and leads us on to a whole new field of historical, biblical, scientifical, and philosophical madness.
and we need not even get into the intricacies that are raised by a recognition of 'mr. goctor' as an abbreviation for 'moctor goctor'.
(moctor poctor octor goctor?)
I don't know where that came from, honestly >_<.