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Help me prove spe wrong (Sorry spe)
2006-01-19, 2:57 PM #1
Spe says Vic Mackey (The Shield) could own anyone.

Any. One.

Sam Fisher and/or Bruce Lee could both annihalate Vic.

Vic wouldn't ever even see Sam Fisher, and Bruce Lee freakin' did push-ups on TWO. FINGERS, and his 2 foot punch speed is 2/500ths of a second.

Our first arguement was Sam Fisher and Vic, and after I decided that spe was an idiot and would lose the arguement anyway, I pulled up Bruce Lee.

Help me prove spe wrong.
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2006-01-19, 3:12 PM #2
Vic Mackey.
D E A T H
2006-01-19, 3:16 PM #3
Bruce Lee to the max. That guy kicks ***.
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2006-01-19, 3:18 PM #4
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Vic Mackey.[/QUOTE]

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2006-01-19, 3:19 PM #5
Why isn't River Tam on there?

I'm sorry I'm a bit confused.
2006-01-19, 3:20 PM #6
Sam Fisher.
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2006-01-19, 3:24 PM #7
NAILFACE SUPPORTS BRUCE LEE.
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2006-01-19, 3:30 PM #8
Isn't Bruce Lee the only 'real' person on the list? Unfortunately, he's no longer around. So nobody wins. :D
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2006-01-19, 3:36 PM #9
Well, I'd have to side with Bruce Lee, since he's a real person and actually was an increadible martial artist.
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2006-01-19, 3:54 PM #10
Gonna have to go with Sigung Bruce Lee.
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2006-01-19, 4:11 PM #11
i voted nailface

[edit] mackey would beat those two because they're happy go lucky lawful folk... he would plant drugs in their house then have them shot[/edit]
2006-01-19, 4:14 PM #12
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford][edit] mackey would beat those two because they're happy go lucky lawful folk... he would plant drugs in their house then have them shot[/edit][/QUOTE]
Sam Fisher would notice someone was setting him up and get the hell out, and search out Vic and kill him.
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2006-01-19, 4:16 PM #13
nah, Vic is too sly for that.

he would find out fisher was in Farmington about 20 seconds after he got there.... sam fisher wouldn't even know they were fighting.
2006-01-19, 4:44 PM #14
Solid Snake.
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2006-01-19, 4:45 PM #15
Bruce Lee. Because he will bruise your lee.
2006-01-19, 4:56 PM #16
Bruce Lee.
2006-01-19, 5:00 PM #17
Originally posted by SiliconC:
Solid Snake.


Hell yeah. How could not have Solid Snake. He would beat all of those people.
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2006-01-19, 5:06 PM #18
Funny thing about Bruce Lee.

My brother was a bouncer in Sun Valley one summer for a club and apparently Bruce Lee got a little roudy and my bro got to escort him out. :D
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2006-01-19, 5:08 PM #19
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Vic Mackey.[/QUOTE]
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>>untie shoes
2006-01-19, 5:09 PM #20
Who are Bruce Lee and Vic?
2006-01-19, 5:10 PM #21
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Funny thing about Bruce Lee.

My brother was a bouncer in Sun Valley one summer for a club and apparently Bruce Lee got a little roudy and my bro got to escort him out. :D

Bruce died in 73, how old is your brother to have been old enough to be a bouncer, 56?
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2006-01-19, 5:11 PM #22
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Who are Bruce Lee and Vic?

Are you serious?
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2006-01-19, 5:15 PM #23
HE'S A HERETIC!
2006-01-19, 5:17 PM #24
Originally posted by Roach:
Bruce died in 73, how old is your brother to have been old enough to be a bouncer, 56?


Ah, ****. That would be Bruce Willis, sorry. :o
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2006-01-19, 5:22 PM #25
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Ah, ****. That would be Bruce Willis, sorry. :o

Ah, that's makes more since. I know Lee's widow lives out here, but I didn't think Lee ever did.
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2006-01-19, 5:57 PM #26
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Hell yeah. How could not have Solid Snake. He would beat all of those people.

Snake wasn't part of the original arguement, and besides, Snake is more shooting than stealth. Sam would sneak in behind Snake while he's moping that Raiden got most of MGS:2 and kill him.
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2006-01-19, 5:57 PM #27
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Ah, ****. That would be Bruce Willis, sorry. :o

That's not a big deal then. Willis was a pussy.
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2006-01-19, 6:00 PM #28
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Snake wasn't part of the original arguement, and besides, Snake is more shooting than stealth. Sam would sneak in behind Snake while he's moping that Raiden got most of MGS:2 and kill him.

...No.

Play MG, MG:2, MG:S

Just no.
D E A T H
2006-01-19, 6:06 PM #29
I have no access to an NES, hence no MG. Do you want to to play the American or Japanese version of MG:2? I have played MG:S and it's fun. Lots of fun.

But seriously...if Snake was dropped into an empty wharehouse with Sam Fisher at the other end, Snake would be going all over the place in cover and stuff, while Sam found a pipe and climbed around silently with his Thermal Vision on until he came up on Snake, then he'd use his Five-seveN thing-a-ma-jig to disable the lights in the room, sneak up behind Snake and crack his neck. Or, if he couldn't crawl up behind Snake, he'd pop Snake with a sticky-shocker or an airfoil.

Oh, and I found that stealth was the main thing in MG games, and it was done extremely well (the tank hangar or whatever right after the helipad in the beginning) was hella fun, and tricky to do without being caught. I'm just saying I thought Snake was more prone to shooting than Sam was.
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2006-01-19, 6:10 PM #30
then vic and the entire police force would bust in and kill them all.

them blame the jewish community.
2006-01-19, 6:21 PM #31
Vic is too much of a bulky run in and be loud guy. Fisher would use his ninja skills to snap his neck, slit his throat, chop off his penis, and shoot him in the head in under 2.456 seconds.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-19, 6:24 PM #32
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]Vic is too much of a bulky run in and be loud guy. Fisher would use his ninja skills to snap his neck, slit his throat, chop off his penis, and shoot him in the head in under 2.456 seconds.[/QUOTE]
That's more of what I wanted... ;)
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2006-01-19, 6:35 PM #33
Haha. Yeah right. It's clear many of you don't watch the shield much.

Vic would bust into sam fisher's house while he is sitting on his couch watching tv in his boxers. He'd shoot him in the chest and then have sex with his daughter. That's how Vic Mackey does things.

Either that or he would frame Fisher for a gang related crime and arrest him while he's driving down the road.

What you all fail to realise is Mackey doesn't **** with people when they're doing their thing. He waits on them to become vulnerable. If you're not vulnerable, he makes you vulnerable. Mackey would get Fisher fired by planting cocaine in his locker while searching HQ using a false warrant. Fisher would get fired, and when he went out to get wasted that night, Mackey would shoot him in the restroom or something.
>>untie shoes
2006-01-19, 6:43 PM #34
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I have no access to an NES, hence no MG. Do you want to to play the American or Japanese version of MG:2? I have played MG:S and it's fun. Lots of fun.

But seriously...if Snake was dropped into an empty wharehouse with Sam Fisher at the other end, Snake would be going all over the place in cover and stuff, while Sam found a pipe and climbed around silently with his Thermal Vision on until he came up on Snake, then he'd use his Five-seveN thing-a-ma-jig to disable the lights in the room, sneak up behind Snake and crack his neck. Or, if he couldn't crawl up behind Snake, he'd pop Snake with a sticky-shocker or an airfoil.

Oh, and I found that stealth was the main thing in MG games, and it was done extremely well (the tank hangar or whatever right after the helipad in the beginning) was hella fun, and tricky to do without being caught. I'm just saying I thought Snake was more prone to shooting than Sam was.

If I cared about arguing about game characters, I'd tell you just how wrong you are.

As is, I'll just tell you your characterization is a bit off compared to Snake's past.
D E A T H
2006-01-19, 6:44 PM #35
I didn't play much of the MG games. Bit of MGS, beat MGS:2, and a bit of MGS:3.

I do, however, know more about Sam Fisher.
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2006-01-20, 4:31 AM #36
[Edit: Check the other thread for more Snake beating down Sam Fisher goodness!]
2006-01-20, 6:24 AM #37
What Bill said... Vic Mackey is a badass beyond simple 1 on 1 fights, he would easily kick Fishers ***.... Mackey style.
2006-01-20, 6:49 AM #38
Vin > Vic
2006-01-20, 12:37 PM #39
Originally posted by Bill:
Haha. Yeah right. It's clear many of you don't watch the shield much.

Vic would bust into sam fisher's house while he is sitting on his couch watching tv in his boxers. He'd shoot him in the chest and then have sex with his daughter. That's how Vic Mackey does things.

Either that or he would frame Fisher for a gang related crime and arrest him while he's driving down the road.

What you all fail to realise is Mackey doesn't **** with people when they're doing their thing. He waits on them to become vulnerable. If you're not vulnerable, he makes you vulnerable. Mackey would get Fisher fired by planting cocaine in his locker while searching HQ using a false warrant. Fisher would get fired, and when he went out to get wasted that night, Mackey would shoot him in the restroom or something.

If you've ever played Splinter Cell you'd realize Sam Fisher is always ready.
2006-01-20, 12:39 PM #40
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Bruce Lee to the max. That guy kicked ***.


Fixed.
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