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Underworld 2 : Ruthven can now die a happy man...

2006-01-20, 4:21 PM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

...because...

Kate Beckinsale ran around in tight leather for almost 2 hours, and to top it off...

She had a sex scene. A hot naked sex scene. we're talking pretty much fully naked.

All i could think of while i sat there [in a state of euphoria], was "This is the happiest moment of my life. I can die a happy man"

To be fair, I cant honestly remember the rest of film, the curves of Kate's saucy flesh burned into my retinas, and didnt really pay any attention.

I think the good guys won though. And the end of the film ended with a nice shot of her backside.

In conclusion.

I need a gf, real bad.

So Discuss.

The film. Or Hot naked women.

Both are good.

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2006-01-20, 4:22 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Boobs.

2006-01-20, 4:23 PM #3

JediKirby

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Haha, movies are a dime a goddamn dozen now adays.

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2006-01-20, 4:28 PM #4

Roach

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I don't think you should declair you need a girlfriend after talking about the inability to pay attention to a movie because you were too distracted by a leather bound character, maybe what you meant was "hooker"....

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-01-20, 4:29 PM #5

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

nice

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-01-20, 4:30 PM #6

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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i'm sure you'll enjoy Memoirs of a Geisha much more.

2006-01-20, 4:30 PM #7

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I think the good guys one though

I think the leatherbound flesh burned not only your retinas but also your brain's spelling center :p

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2006-01-20, 4:31 PM #8

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

do they wear leather and have hot sex? I doubt it.

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2006-01-20, 4:33 PM #9

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I need a gf, real bad.

Me too.

2006-01-20, 4:39 PM #10

Dj Yoshi

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Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Ruthven:

do they wear leather and have hot sex? I doubt it.

It's about Asian prostitutes iirc.

D E A T H

2006-01-20, 4:41 PM #11

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Code:

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2006-01-20, 4:45 PM #12

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]It's about Asian prostitutes iirc.[/QUOTE]
I'd say more like escorts, prostitutes don't get to be so picky.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-01-20, 4:52 PM #13

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I need a gf, real bad.

Quote:

Leroy, boy, is that you?
I thought your post-hangin’ days were through,
Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs,
Tell no lies, you get wise,
I tell you now we’re gonna pull you through,
There’s only one thing left that we can do.

We gotta get you a woman,
It’s like nothin’ else to make you feel sure you’re alive.
We gotta get you a woman,
We better get walkin’, we’re wastin’ time talkin’ now.

Leroy, boy, you’re my friend
You say how and I’ll say when
Come and meet me down the street
Take a seat, it’s my treat
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feeling’s just about to end.

Talkin’ ’bout life and what it means to you,
It don’t mean nothin’ if it don’t run through
I got one thing to say, you know it’s true
You got to find some time to get this thing together.

Talkin’ ’bout things about that special one
They may be stupid but they sure are fun
I’ll give it to you while we’re on the run
Because we ain’t got time to get this thing together, ’cause we
Got to get together with a woman who has been around,
One who knows better than to let you down,
Let’s hope there’s still one left in this whole town,
And that she’ll take some time to get this thing together.

We gotta get you a woman
And when we’re through with you,
We’ll get me one too.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2006-01-20, 5:05 PM #14

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

I do not need a girlfriend.

I am afraid of commitment.

I do, however, need some more female companions.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-01-20, 9:30 PM #15

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

That movie was fricken sweet.

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2006-01-20, 10:48 PM #16

Jarl

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Posts: 2,483

Geishas are non-sexual escorts (the term "Hostess" fits better), but, of course, they get it on with their customers a lot.
It's like the whole massage therapist thing, about how you can pay $50 extra for a "happy ending".

-Heh heh. "I'll take 'the rapists' for 500, Alex."

2006-01-21, 4:50 AM #17

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

is that the film with my favourite chinese actress, Zhang Ziyi?

I MUST see this film

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2006-01-21, 5:10 AM #18

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

Yep

2006-01-21, 8:39 PM #19

Numenor King

King of Westernesse

Posts: 440

sounds more like you need help before you get a GF.

dude I know, I'm a guy but I don't want to say to some girl, hey I think I need to get into a relationship with you because I am sex crazed and want to get in bed with you but have no real concern for women in general, I'll get with the next hot one I can if not you.

I feel bad saying this because I need to hear this more than any of you, I know, but still I don't want to ruin my marrage by not learning to control my self now. sorry if I sounded to harsh but as I said I need to hear that over and over more than you so I'm just sharing my convictions, I think most people today should think through their relationships a bit more before they just run into them.

and for the record if you want to know this has yet to land me a gf, but I still have a couple years before I need to worry too much about that.

“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton

2006-01-21, 8:42 PM #20

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

My friends and I went to see it yesterday, but it was 18A. Oh well, Munich looks interesting and it's only 14A! Let's go!

... Yeah. In my opinion, the ratings system needs a revamp. "OH NOES SEX SCENE! IMMEDIATE 18A!"

"OH NOES! MOPPING BRAINS OFF THE FLOOR AND FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!... Meh, 12 year olds can come in with an adult..."

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-01-21, 8:43 PM #21

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Ok.

2006-01-21, 8:45 PM #22

Dj Yoshi

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[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]My friends and I went to see it yesterday, but it was 18A. Oh well, Munich looks interesting and it's only 14A! Let's go!

... Yeah. In my opinion, the ratings system needs a revamp. "OH NOES SEX SCENE! IMMEDIATE 18A!"

"OH NOES! MOPPING BRAINS OFF THE FLOOR AND FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!... Meh, 12 year olds can come in with an adult..."[/QUOTE]
What the eff is 18A and 14A?

D E A T H

2006-01-21, 8:50 PM #23

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Munich was great.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-01-21, 8:52 PM #24

Veger

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Munich has nudity from both sexes...
I didn't like munich honestly :P.

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2006-01-21, 9:07 PM #25

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]What the eff is 18A and 14A?[/QUOTE]

We have more ratings up here, I suppose.

18A is must be 18 or older, or accompanied by an adult.

Same for 14A but the age is 14.

And personally? I thought Munich was a little slow in the start, but it generally got better after "We like to focus on explosives"

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-01-21, 9:09 PM #26

-Monoxide-

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[QUOTE=Numenor King]sounds more like you need help before you get a GF.

dude I know, I'm a guy but I don't want to say to some girl, hey I think I need to get into a relationship with you because I am sex crazed and want to get in bed with you but have no real concern for women in general, I'll get with the next hot one I can if not you.

I feel bad saying this because I need to hear this more than any of you, I know, but still I don't want to ruin my marrage by not learning to control my self now. sorry if I sounded to harsh but as I said I need to hear that over and over more than you so I'm just sharing my convictions, I think most people today should think through their relationships a bit more before they just run into them.

and for the record if you want to know this has yet to land me a gf, but I still have a couple years before I need to worry too much about that.[/QUOTE]

Someone needs to get his spank on.