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I had a strange dream last night

2006-01-25, 11:06 AM #1

THRAWN

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I dreamt that Carrot Top took his own life, and remember getting on IMDB.com to look him up and seeing he shot himself.

So today I woke up, got on IMDB and saw he was still alive. Then I began crying.

Anyone else have any strange dreams last night?

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2006-01-25, 11:07 AM #2

Steven

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I wonder what Mr. Freud would have to say about that dream.

2006-01-25, 11:10 AM #3

Nikumubeki

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I had one involving Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode 'Fire Ant's 10 minute humming part, copyright infringement missiles and toothbrush.

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2006-01-25, 11:10 AM #4

Overlord

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Originally posted by ':

-[ellequin']I wonder what Mr. Freud would have to say about that dream.

That he wants to sleep with his mother?

2006-01-25, 12:00 PM #5

Centrist

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Or he wanted to sleep with Carrot Top.

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2006-01-25, 12:11 PM #6

Baconfish

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I can remember one of my mates going on about a really random dream she had a while ago. It went along the lines of another one of my mates burst through the door while she was in the PE halls in the school on her own. They apparently randomly used a bike pump to inflate her into a 6ft ball and bounced her off the walls in the gym.

It was a weird conversation.

nope.

2006-01-25, 12:42 PM #7

THRAWN

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Originally posted by Centrist:

Or he wanted to sleep with Carrot Top.

I dont...even like him. I can't stand him. In fact, I think the best representation ever of him was on Family Guy.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2006-01-25, 12:44 PM #8

Jep

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Originally posted by THRAWN:

I think you are a necrophilic gay and that has a thing for ugly redheads. :p

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2006-01-25, 12:51 PM #9

kyle90

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I dreamt that I was onboard the "Serenity". Also, SG-1 was there. With such an awesome mashup of Firefly and Stargate I'm surprised it wasn't a wet dream.

Stuff

2006-01-25, 4:39 PM #10

gbk

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Originally posted by Centrist:

Or he wanted to sleep with Carrot Top.

He WISHES thats what it meant.

He really wants his mother to sleep with Carrot Top.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2006-01-25, 4:59 PM #11

roxima

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I had forgotten Carrot Top existed before I read this thread...

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2006-01-25, 10:42 PM #12

THRAWN

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Originally posted by Jepman:

I think you are a necrophilic gay and that has a thing for ugly redheads. :p

As I read that right now, I ironically happen to be on the phone with an ugly red head.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2006-01-25, 10:47 PM #13

Vin

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I keep having dreams about this guy I know, but in the dreams I always end up completely embarrassed or insanely jealous.

2006-01-25, 11:27 PM #14

Avenger

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Originally posted by THRAWN:

As I read that right now, I ironically happen to be on the phone with an ugly red head.

Jep was right.

Pissed Off?

2006-01-26, 4:51 AM #15

Jep

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For you, Thrawnypoo
[http://mighty.typepad.com/mighty/images/carrot_gross.jpg]

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2006-01-26, 9:48 AM #16

Ruthven

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you wanna hear a strange dream? You should hear the one I had last night.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-26, 11:57 AM #17

JDKNITE188

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I had a dream where I thought the guy who always loses a loan to ditech.com was going to kill himself because he sucks at life. Yeah, it was pretty funny.

2006-01-26, 12:00 PM #18

THRAWN

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Jep was right.

Except it was a female I was talking to. My friend's exgf who cheated on him with his best friend...yeah.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2006-01-26, 3:14 PM #19

Ruthven

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thats the ugliest man i have ever seen.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-26, 3:46 PM #20

Jep

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Originally posted by THRAWN:

Except it was a female I was talking to. My friend's exgf who cheated on him with his best friend...yeah.

Are you your friend's best friend? :p

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-27, 7:01 AM #21

Gilgamesh85

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I had a dream yesterday in which some devil-mouse character was laughing maniacally while rushing a giant silver cone through a door. Then it switched to some sort of skin covered pacman-like creature licking Ronald Reagan's face. This was followed by a whole bunch of black and white photographs, changing like a slideshow.

How's THAT for messed up?

2006-01-27, 7:27 PM #22

SavageX378

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I had a dream once where I got a epic cloak as a drop but I couldn't read the stats and started to freak out. Guess what game I was playing a little too much of when I had that dream, hehe :p

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2006-01-27, 8:24 PM #23

Ruthven

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i had a nightmare that my wang was cut off and I walked around with it crying, and loads of finnish people were trying to rip my skin from my back and arms

I think i may need a shrink

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-27, 9:48 PM #24

SAJN

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My friend once had a dream that he had to detatch his penis to get on the basketball team. He said he would always carry it arround in a basket...Weirdo.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-01-27, 10:37 PM #25

drizzt2k2

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Who the hell is Carrot top? Why is he famous? Why is he so ugly? Why does he look homosexual?

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2006-01-27, 11:09 PM #26

-Monoxide-

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What a pussy, I can even curl a 30lb dumbell for like.. 8 reps. Newbcake.
Jk, but in all seriousness, he should've posed with a bigger dumbell to make him look more badass, which for Carrot Top is inherently impossible.

2006-01-27, 11:13 PM #27

-Monoxide-

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

i had a nightmare that my wang was cut off and I walked around with it crying, and loads of finnish people were trying to rip my skin from my back and arms

I think i may need a shrink

I had a dream that i cut off my dong by accident, and then went through the house looking for it, and then i found it, but then i had to get it removed because my friend said it was his dong. Then i woke up actually like shaking when my mom woke me up and then i was like "mom.. what happened to my dong"

2006-01-27, 11:14 PM #28

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Originally posted by drizzt2k2:

Who the hell is Carrot top? Why is he famous? Why is he so ugly? Why does he look homosexual?

Hey yeah, why IS Carrot Top famous?

2006-01-27, 11:21 PM #29

Nikumubeki

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You know, up to this date I thought Carrot Top was another name for Carrothead, a JKEdit supporter from 2001. Oh snap.

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2006-01-27, 11:34 PM #30

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Okay I wikipedia'd him and found out he's a bad comedian that got famous by doing cell phone commercials.