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2006-01-27, 7:09 PM #1

SAJN

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F**K YEAH!

I almost forgot how AWESOME that movie is....so I bought it. God does it rock.

McDonalds, **** YEAH!
Wal-Mart, **** YEAH!
The Gap, **** YEAH!
Baseball, **** YEAH!
The NFL, ****, YEAH!
Rock and roll, **** YEAH!
The Internet, **** YEAH!
Slavery, **** YEAH!
Starbucks, **** YEAH!
Disney World, **** YEAH!
Porno, **** YEAH!
Valium, **** YEAH!
Reeboks, **** YEAH!
Fake ****, **** YEAH!
Sushi, **** YEAH!
Taco Bell, **** YEAH!
Rodeos, **** YEAH!
Bed Bath and Beyond (**** yeah, **** yeah)
Liberty, **** YEAH!
White Slips, **** YEAH!
The Alamo, **** YEAH!
Band-aids, **** YEAH!
Las Vegas, **** YEAH!
Christmas, **** YEAH!
Immigrants, **** YEAH!
Columbine, **** YEAH!
Democrats, **** YEAH!
Republicans (**** yeah, **** yeah)
Sportsmanship
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Think while it's still legal.

2006-01-27, 7:11 PM #2

JediKirby

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It's horribly stupid, uncomfortable, and annoyingly liberal. It's worse than Mr. Moore.

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2006-01-27, 7:21 PM #3

Detty

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it's hilarious

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2006-01-27, 7:26 PM #4

SAJN

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Quote:

annoyingly liberal. It's worse than Mr. Moore.

Kirby, You silly boy....Sarcasm I hope?

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2006-01-27, 7:35 PM #5

JediKirby

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No.. It was horribly annoying. I hated it. Making fun of right wingers with NOTHING but mocking 4th grade humor is NOT entertainment. It's just stupid.

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2006-01-27, 7:38 PM #6

kyle90

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Wow, obviously someone didn't notice that they made fun of liberals too...

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2006-01-27, 7:40 PM #7

JediKirby

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Originally posted by kyle90:

Wow, obviously someone didn't notice that they made fun of liberals too...

They did, and those jokes were just as stupid. But being somewhat of a Liberal, they were more or less argumentative for me. Furthermore, mocking jokes, as I stated, are annoying.

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2006-01-27, 7:45 PM #8

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didnt see it.

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2006-01-27, 7:56 PM #9

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For the most part, I found it silly and entertaining. However, the speech the main character gives at the end about everyone being one of three types really bothers me, because I have trouble denying its truth, like with the stupid "ladder theory" thing.

Still, I voted for **** yeah! because it's amusing how they make fun of certain types of movies, and it was entertaining.

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2006-01-27, 8:14 PM #10

Ruthven

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Originally posted by Detty:

it's hilarious

Seconded, Tertiarily agreed, and quoted for Eternal truth.

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2006-01-27, 8:29 PM #11

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It had a couple good parts but is highly overrated.

2006-01-27, 8:52 PM #12

mscbuck

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As long as you don't take what they are saying as gospel, then it's a funny movie. I watched it and was entertained, and laughed quite a bit, even if they were totally wrong. One of the greatest traits of a person is to be able to laugh at criticism from people they might not agree with.

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2006-01-27, 8:58 PM #13

Murc XIII

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I loved it. Especially the AIDS song.

People just have to chill and not take everything so seriously.

2006-01-27, 8:58 PM #14

Temperamental

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Quote:

They did, and those jokes were just as stupid. But being somewhat of a Liberal, they were more or less argumentative for me. Furthermore, mocking jokes, as I stated, are annoying.

You mean like calling someone a stupid EMO? :rolleyes:

2006-01-27, 9:27 PM #15

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Matt Damon!

(oh man, I went to a concert where the Vandals played, and they played "America, **** Yeah". It was completely awesome.)

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2006-01-27, 9:55 PM #16

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Movie kicked ***. Some of the extended scenes were just, ugh, but still :p

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2006-01-27, 10:03 PM #17

Demon_Nightmare

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I actually like South Park (one of my favorite shows), but thought the movie sucked. As someone I saw it with said, that would've been funny if we were still in middle school.

2006-01-28, 3:11 AM #18

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Yet to see it, and probably ought to.

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2006-01-28, 3:19 AM #19

Nikumubeki

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Haven't seen it, South Park rocks though.

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2006-01-28, 4:10 AM #20

Martyn

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If you take as neither big nor clever it's bloody hilarious. Parker and Stone are just big kids, so if you remember that while you're watching it it's great.

2006-01-28, 4:28 AM #21

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Even Rocky had a montage.

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2006-01-28, 6:03 AM #22

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2006-01-28, 11:29 AM #23

Antony

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Funny movie. Very funny. **** yeah.

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2006-01-28, 11:39 AM #24

Glyde Bane

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We're gonna need a montage!

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2006-01-28, 12:00 PM #25

cazor

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fantastic movie.

2006-01-28, 12:00 PM #26

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I only saw part of it, but indeed it was hilarious.

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2006-01-28, 12:12 PM #27

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