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Sometimes I wonder where the hitmen are...

2006-01-29, 5:52 PM #1

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

We need them now...

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-29, 6:03 PM #2

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

so? Everyone hates the U.S Empire. Its nothing new.

I say "Down with the Empire" everyday.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-29, 6:04 PM #3

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Uh... where are you from Ruthven?

EDIT: Nevermind that.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-29, 6:16 PM #4

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

RULE BRITANNIA.

seriously, you say get the hitmen...

You wanna get Hitmen to kill anyone who doesnt like the US empire?

Thats why people hate the US, cos of aggression. wow, it all makes sense, and i just argued a point successfully.

this calls for a celebration. drink anyone?

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-29, 6:17 PM #5

Dj Yoshi

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Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Too bad Gold lives in Mexico. :x

D E A T H

2006-01-29, 6:18 PM #6

Avenger

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

We need them now...

Are you related to Pat Robertson?

Pissed Off?

2006-01-29, 6:21 PM #7

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Avenger:

Are you related to Pat Robertson?

Hahaha, first thing I thought about when I saw this thread.

D E A T H

2006-01-29, 6:21 PM #8

Spook

-eeeee

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[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Hahaha, first thing I thought about when I saw this thread.[/QUOTE]

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Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-01-29, 6:37 PM #9

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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Has any one listened to the fool? Seriously, I'm surprised he hasn't shot himself.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-29, 7:21 PM #10

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Why would anyone so awesome shoot himself?

Wait, don't answer that.

2006-01-29, 7:31 PM #11

Wolfy

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Quote:

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2006-01-29, 7:36 PM #12

Jedigreedo

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If we're going down we're taking Canada with us! I would say Mexico too but taking them with us would only improve their situation.

"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

2006-01-29, 8:08 PM #13

Darkjedibob

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Godamnit, that woman is still around? She's never going to realize how stupid she looks, will she?

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2006-01-29, 8:13 PM #14

SF_GoldG_01

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Posts: 4,841

Originally posted by Jedigreedo:

If we're going down we're taking Canada with us! I would say Mexico too but taking them with us would only improve their situation.

I can do an inside job for you...
<.<
>.>

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-29, 8:14 PM #15

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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Originally posted by Darkjedibob:

Godamnit, that woman is still around? She's never going to realize how stupid she looks, will she?

Thats funny... I thought she said that she got over it... and now she wants her nation to crumble?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-29, 8:16 PM #16

SF_GoldG_01

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Wouldn't it be hilarious if Chavez read this forum and started sending threats over the T.V. at the people who don't agree with him here.

EDIT: I know... triple posting, I just forgot which button was the edit button for a while.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-29, 8:21 PM #17

Darkjedibob

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

EDIT: I know... triple posting, I just forgot which button was the edit button for a while.

How the **** can you "forget" what the edit button is? It's not like it moves around, and a simply click or hover will tell you what it is.

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2006-01-29, 8:33 PM #18

Uberslug

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Posts: 1,440

You could also delete both those posts.

2006-01-29, 8:56 PM #19

drizzt2k2

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Yea or you could stop posting.

America, home of the free gift with purchase.

2006-01-29, 9:54 PM #20

-Monoxide-

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OH NO HE DIH 'ENT!

2006-01-29, 10:19 PM #21

Nikumubeki

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American Empire is quite ace to play.

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2006-01-29, 10:32 PM #22

tofu

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Originally posted by FastGamerr:

American Empire is quite ace to play.

America is ok. FDR is better than Wasgington too.

2006-01-29, 10:32 PM #23

Nikumubeki

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Indeed.

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2006-01-29, 11:47 PM #24

Avenger

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I still want to know if Gold is related to Pat Robertson.

Pissed Off?

2006-01-30, 5:59 AM #25

SavageX378

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I wouldn't mind seeing a hitman kill that woman. Its has nothing to do with her cause - she's just annoying.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-01-30, 8:09 AM #26

IRG SithLord

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

Everyone hates the U.S Empire.

That's just jealousy.

2006-01-30, 8:16 AM #27

Jep

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Originally posted by SavageX378:

I wouldn't mind seeing a hitman kill that woman. Its has nothing to do with her cause - she's just annoying.

Amen.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-30, 8:21 AM #28

Nikumubeki

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[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]That's just jealousy.[/QUOTE]

We all want to be burgerboys.

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2006-01-30, 4:34 PM #29

Cloud

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http://hitman.us/main.html

Give them a try. I would help you, but I quit the business a year ago.

2006-01-30, 4:42 PM #30

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by SavageX378:

I wouldn't mind seeing a hitman kill that woman. Its has nothing to do with her cause - she's just annoying.

I'd actually be kind of sad to see a hitman kill her, if only because it would mean money had been wasted on something that would have been done eventually anyway.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-01-30, 5:54 PM #31

Darkjedibob

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Originally posted by Cloud:

http://hitman.us/main.html

Give them a try. I would help you, but I quit the business a year ago.

I'm trying to figure out if they're legit or not; they've got the gambit but there's enough light humor I'm not sure :p
Besides, don't companies usually lay low and just not say "we kill people" outright?

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2006-01-30, 5:59 PM #32

JediKirby

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This woman doesn't understand what ACTUAL activism is, does she? Our government has a standard method of change that's worked for YEARS. She seems to think she's above it.

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2006-01-30, 6:31 PM #33

IRG SithLord

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Originally posted by FastGamerr:

We all want to be burgerboys.

Well, I suppose it would be better than the dirty **** you eat. :p

2006-01-30, 7:28 PM #34

SF_GoldG_01

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AMERICANS MADE JK! REMEMBER THAT!

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-01-30, 7:43 PM #35

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Originally posted by Darkjedibob:

Read the instructions on joining.

2006-01-30, 7:49 PM #36

-Monoxide-

Banned

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

AMERICANS MADE JK! REMEMBER THAT!

Shut. Up.

2006-01-31, 6:35 AM #37

Neorapsta

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Posts: 34

Maybe its the new activism for lazy people: 'You know we could fork out money on big signs, walk around in circles for hours...hell, even start a riot and throw an old lady through a shop window....or we could just sit on ouyr butts for a few weeks and call it a protest'

2006-01-31, 6:44 AM #38

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]That's just jealousy.[/QUOTE]

Yep... I for one am jealous of your freedom. Only this morning I went to the supermarket to pick up some lettuce, but they wouldn't let me. Just because. So know I'm living in this country in which I'm so unfree I can't even get lettuce.

And *THAT* is why I am jealous of America, and its freedom. I hear you can go to the supermarket ANY - TIME there to pick up lettuce. I and other eurotrash can only dream of how that would feel like... You know, to be so free, to constantly live with the sensation that you could go pick up lettuce. Like RIGHT - NOW!

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2006-01-31, 7:02 AM #39

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Darkjedibob:

They sell T-shirts with their name and web address on them. For some reason I think they're legitimate. :p

nope.

2006-01-31, 7:54 AM #40

Centrist

TIMELINE! OMG I'm so witty

Posts: 293

So, uhm, Gold, why don't you get your gang and take her out? :p

And seriously, does this woman think she's helping by going to Venezuala?

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