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The New Alliance Race for WoW...
2006-01-30, 7:35 PM #1
omg

I am so alliance now
2006-01-30, 7:48 PM #2
TEAMS TEAMS

omg nerf chuck norris *roundhouse kick'd*
2006-01-30, 7:51 PM #3
Hehehehehehehehe
Pissed Off?
2006-01-30, 7:51 PM #4
This is just more incontrovertible proof that the devs all play alliance and that they hate me and want to kill me. Also: the communists have been putting robotic mind control patties in our hamburgers for years and the moon is really a giant genetically engineered cybernetic frog eyeball that is being used to spy on my children when they play in the back yard.

Why does Chuck Norris hate me?
:(
2006-01-30, 7:51 PM #5
Good choice of music.

-That's one of the best songs on the Revolutions soundtrack. At least they got something right with that train wreck of an epic.
2006-01-30, 7:53 PM #6
There is only one man (sort of) who can counter Chuck Norris.

Chunk
2006-01-30, 9:36 PM #7
Someone did the exact same thing when the expansion site first launched, but with Vin Diesel instead. And they actually had both a male and "female" Vin, with a wig photoshopped onto the "female."

(Vin Diesel is so much more awesome than Chuck Norris.)
2006-01-31, 12:16 AM #8
Well, the Horde is pretty much screwed. And probably most of the Alliance.
2006-01-31, 12:22 AM #9
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Someone did the exact same thing when the expansion site first launched, but with Vin Diesel instead. And they actually had both a male and "female" Vin, with a wig photoshopped onto the "female."

(Vin Diesel is so much more awesome than Chuck Norris.)[/QUOTE]
I guess you didn't catch the fact that Chuck Norris reads the internet twice a day. All of it. Start praying.
>>untie shoes
2006-01-31, 12:22 AM #10
Originally posted by Primate:
There is only one man (sort of) who can counter Chuck Norris.

Chunk


What Patrick Stewart movie is that?
2006-01-31, 12:25 AM #11
Originally posted by Rob:
What Patrick Stewart movie is that?

It's one of the Star Trek ones.
2006-01-31, 12:45 AM #12
its first contact, on the holodeck of the enterprise E...
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-01-31, 12:55 AM #13
Yep. He shot up some borg with good ole hot lead.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-31, 1:18 AM #14
I swear... whoever started this chuck norris fad needs to die a slow and painful death.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-31, 2:12 AM #15
Originally posted by Avenger:
Yep. He shot up some borg with good ole hot lead.

I always wondered how he did that if it's just all holograms...
2006-01-31, 2:28 AM #16
Originally posted by SavageX378:
I swear... whoever started this chuck norris fad needs to die a slow and painful death.


Death by roundhouse kick to the face?
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-01-31, 4:45 AM #17
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Someone did the exact same thing when the expansion site first launched, but with Vin Diesel instead. And they actually had both a male and "female" Vin, with a wig photoshopped onto the "female."

(Vin Diesel is so much more awesome than Chuck Norris.)[/QUOTE]


Truth. Vin Diesel fad came before Chuck Norris. Chuck loses.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-31, 5:07 AM #18
Vin Diesel is Jean Claude Van Damme's older sister.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-31, 6:48 AM #19
Chuck and Vin both suck.
2006-01-31, 7:05 AM #20
well sorry WOWers, the war is going to be over about 5 min after this is released.
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton
2006-01-31, 7:05 AM #21
Seagal > *
nope.
2006-01-31, 8:35 AM #22
[QUOTE=Numenor King]well sorry WOWers, the war is going to be over about 5 min after this is released.[/QUOTE]


With the horde winning. Chuck norris dosen't do anything from Pulp Fiction.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-31, 8:37 AM #23
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Seagal > *


You must have made a typo. You must have meant to say * > Seagal.
2006-01-31, 8:42 AM #24
What about a piece of dog ****?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-31, 1:32 PM #25
Originally posted by tofu:
I always wondered how he did that if it's just all holograms...

You know right before they go in the holodeck? where Picard is pressing buttons? he's turning off the holodeck's safety systems
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-01-31, 1:52 PM #26
Yeah. The Holodecks have "safeties" on. How this works, I don't know. Maybe it vaporizes bullets and whatnot before they actually impact?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-01-31, 1:56 PM #27
Guys. IT'S STAR TREK. Who the hell cares about logic?

That Chuck Norris thing made me laugh for a while, I was not expecting it at all. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-31, 2:41 PM #28
Well if the holodeck is forcefields and holograms, then it probably takes all the force or mass away from the bullets, or stops projecting them or however it works. eh? So they're either just images then, or they cease to exist?
2006-01-31, 2:43 PM #29
I hate you. :(
DO NOT WANT.

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