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You didn't file your TPS reports...
2006-02-01, 4:14 PM #1
Pardon the crappy resolution, but I couldn't resist the fact that I"m breaking into the real world, as shown by the following figure.
Yes, I"m dealing with Transaction Processing Systems.
:P

[http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/87/tps5en.jpg]

I saw the key term and I was like OMG. I felt like posting it.
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2006-02-01, 4:18 PM #2
Don't forget your coverpage.

-I'll get you another copy of that memo.
2006-02-01, 4:22 PM #3
excuse me, you took my red swingline stapler....


... incoherent mumble.....


..I'm going to set the building on fire.....


<3 office space
2006-02-01, 4:41 PM #4
It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!
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2006-02-01, 4:47 PM #5
Sounds like someone has a case of the mondays.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-01, 4:58 PM #6
Yes, we've all seen the movie. Glad to have covered that so early on in the thread.
2006-02-01, 5:01 PM #7
Originally posted by Zell:
Sounds like someone has a case of the mondays.


*stares annoyingly at lady*
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2006-02-01, 5:06 PM #8
Anyone who says that is liable to get thier *** kicked, I say...

Who pissed in your cheerios, Jon'C?
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-01, 5:07 PM #9
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
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2006-02-01, 5:43 PM #10
What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
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2006-02-01, 6:01 PM #11
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Quote:
PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!


Quote:
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2006-02-01, 6:49 PM #12
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.


Tehee, can I use that?
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2006-02-01, 8:37 PM #13
Ask whoever owns the movie rights.
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2006-02-01, 9:27 PM #14
The movie is highly quotable, with a few gems in there, but meh, I didn't find it terribly entertaining. It was kinda depressing for me. Definately needed more Jennifer Anniston. :o
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2006-02-01, 9:30 PM #15
Yeah, we're going to have to have you come in on saturday, and, oh yeah, going to need you in on Sunday too. Cause you know, we need to like catch up. MKay? Bye now.
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2006-02-01, 10:04 PM #16
http://www.acco.com/swingline/productdetail.aspx?s=1&pid=S7074740
2006-02-01, 10:22 PM #17
Originally posted by Rob:
http://www.acco.com/swingline/productdetail.aspx?s=1&pid=S7074740


You could get one for almost half that on amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00021UK0C/sr=1-6/qid=1138861287/ref=pd_bbs_6/102-6087801-3011364?%5Fencoding=UTF8
2006-02-01, 10:24 PM #18
Awesome.
2006-02-02, 11:03 AM #19
Originally posted by Echoman:
It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!


Thats the worst idea Ive ever heard in my life
2006-02-02, 11:07 AM #20
So you must hand the specs to the customer directly then right??

- Well no....I mean, sometimes!

What, What would you say....ya do here??????
2006-02-02, 11:07 AM #21
If you look closely at the some of the desks in the offices in F.E.A.R., you'll see TPS reports on some of them.
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2006-02-02, 11:40 AM #22
The ratio of people to cake is too big. -Milton
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You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either. -Peter

Awesome movie.
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2006-02-02, 12:18 PM #23
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?


Yeah.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-02-02, 2:30 PM #24
Originally posted by Gettleburger:
If you look closely at the some of the desks in the offices in F.E.A.R., you'll see TPS reports on some of them.


I noticed in cs_office in CS:S that one of the computer monitors on a desk has a opened file called TPS Report.

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