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I feel.. sick...

2006-02-01, 6:41 PM #1

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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I dunno... my last week of life has seem pretty poor... my body is just feeling weird. I feel dizzy my head hurts, my eyes hurt, y think I'm gaining weight. I seem to have a horrible difficulty comunicating with people... the wrong words keep coming to my mouth.. I'm forgetting where things are, who people are... I have no idea whats going on...

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-02-01, 6:43 PM #2

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

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I'd offer advice, but your constant use of ellipses is making me sick.

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2006-02-01, 6:44 PM #3

JediKirby

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Maybe you're dying? You DID say this was the last week of your life.

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2006-02-01, 6:44 PM #4

SF_GoldG_01

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

Maybe you're dying? You DID say this was the last week of your life.

That I know I never said...

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-02-01, 6:46 PM #5

JediKirby

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

my last week of life

I know what you meant.

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2006-02-01, 6:48 PM #6

Jarl

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You're pregnant.

-Who's the father? Is it... Ruthy? *dun dun dun*

2006-02-01, 6:50 PM #7

JediKirby

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I don't know what grosses me out more, that such a beautiful man would hump... that... or that ANYTHING would hump... that.

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2006-02-01, 6:50 PM #8

saberopus

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aw, heck!

2006-02-01, 6:56 PM #9

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Stop the drug traficking. Like they say in Scarface: "Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply."

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2006-02-01, 6:59 PM #10

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

Hmm...you might be ill.

2006-02-01, 7:21 PM #11

Primate

Spoke too soon.

Posts: 830

You know, instead of taking the time to post about your illness on Massassi, it'd probably be better to see a doctor. Unless Cloud's roommate does miraculous healings, too.

2006-02-01, 7:24 PM #12

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

I wouldn't doubt it

[edit] feel better, gold! [/edit]

2006-02-01, 7:47 PM #13

Zloc_Vergo

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Posts: 5,888

Gold's going through puberty!

Oh and kirby, he was touched..by the power of broad daylight.

I am reminded of the Aquateen Hungerforce episode where Meatwad gets pregnant, and the Jesus gun stock billboard.

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2006-02-01, 8:00 PM #14

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Its the water, you keep drinking it.

2006-02-01, 8:03 PM #15

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by Rob:

Its the water, you keep drinking it.

That too.

Maybe he got pregnant by swimming in a pool filled with city water that someone pearl dove in...for those of you who read that "guts" story.

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2006-02-02, 4:33 AM #16

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Originally posted by Acharjay:

I'd offer advice, but your constant use of ellipses is making me sick.

Finally someone says it.

I'd say it, too but I don't know the word for it.

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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-02-02, 5:06 AM #17

Jep

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

Gold's going through puberty!

Not to defend Gold or anything (last thing I'd wanna do) but aren't you going through puberty? Or are pre-puberty?

AREN'T YOU 12?

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2006-02-02, 5:39 AM #18

Baconfish

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Who said that he wasn't?

And 13 I believe.

nope.

2006-02-02, 6:49 AM #19

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Why does everyone always assume I'm the one impregnating people?

My little fellas are reserved for that special someone.... or whoever comes up with the cash.

Gold, it seems either a strange reaction to the flu...or...

the other symptoms sound familiar, gaining waiting, memory loss, speach stutter....
You're turning into my mum, by which I mean, you may have thyroid problems.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-02, 6:58 AM #20

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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To counter the memory loss, start a system. You've gotta have a system. Me, I use photographs. Sammy Jenkis didn't have a system.

I've told you about Sammy Jenkis, haven't I?

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2006-02-02, 7:03 AM #21

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

Originally posted by Wolfy:

To counter the memory loss, start a system. You've gotta have a system. Me, I use photographs. Sammy Jenkis didn't have a system.

I've told you about Sammy Jenkis, haven't I?

Ooooooh only every single time I see ya!

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2006-02-02, 7:09 AM #22

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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Then I guess I've told you I've got this condition where I can't make new memories.

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2006-02-02, 8:22 AM #23

Sats

Is going to continue to take it.

Posts: 1,628

I've got some kind of flu virus, it sucks, im so bored of being stuck at home, anything like tv/video games/music hurts my head and ears, but hey thats not stopping me.

/fluffle

2006-02-02, 8:24 AM #24

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Yeah, me too, except I'm not stuck at home anymore. I can't afford to miss work/school. Plus they'd probably can me 'cause they're bastards who don't realize the pros of staying home sick.

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2006-02-02, 8:27 AM #25

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

Originally posted by Wolfy:

Then I guess I've told you I've got this condition where I can't make new memories.

OUCH..........................

Funny, because in that state I probably couldn't make new memories myself.

But WELL PLAYED mr wolfy.... well played.

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2006-02-02, 8:28 AM #26

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

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2006-02-02, 1:34 PM #27

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by Jepman:

Not to defend Gold or anything (last thing I'd wanna do) but aren't you going through puberty? Or are pre-puberty?

AREN'T YOU 12?

13, as Baconfish corrected. And yeah, I am going through puberty. It was a joke, I'm not trying to act elitist and "Hah, I am so cool I've gone through puberty a hundred times and so I can make puberty jokes".

Bah. I don't know why I'm arguing.

13, going through puberty.

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2006-02-02, 5:37 PM #28

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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15, soon 16, how the heck is this puberty?

Oh btw... I'm turning 16 the same day Pirates of the Carribean is released!!!

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-02-02, 5:47 PM #29

Zloc_Vergo

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Gold, it was a joke. You obviously didn't catch it. And some people go through puberty at age 15.

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2006-02-02, 5:48 PM #30

A_Big_Fat_CoW

One Fine Bovine

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

15, soon 16, how the heck is this puberty?

Oh btw... I'm turning 16 the same day Pirates of the Carribean is released!!!

Most men usually aren't done with adolescence until well into their twenties. It's not just something that happens overnight and is done with. Most of the more obvious changes happen over night, but your body continues to change gradually for long after that.

It sounds like your problem could be a number of things. Puberty might factor in. Also keep track of how healthy you're eating and drinking, and if you're getting a good night's rest. If you're under a lot of stress, that might factor in as well. Make sure you're not spending too long on the computer or watching TV, because that might account for the headaches and eye strain.

And if you feel sick enough to ask if you need to see a doctor, that means that you need to see a doctor.

Moo.

2006-02-02, 6:24 PM #31

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

When you're 16 you just don't appreciate how you can go for days between shaving. Nowadays my face feels like sandpaper by 5 PM and I can dull a Mach 3 blade in about a week.

I bet SF_GoldG_01 doesn't appreciate it. Because he's a coward spammer 15-year-old Mexican gang thug whatsit.

2006-02-02, 7:14 PM #32

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by Jon`C:

Yea, I know what ya mean. When I was a teenager, I didn't have to shave my face for like 3 weeks at a time. Now, I have to shave every 2-3 days. Thankfully (and yet unfortunately at the same time), due to my half-asian blood, I am completely unable to grow a beard (I can only grow a mustache and chin hair. that's it!

), I don't have to worry about shaving my whole face.

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2006-02-02, 7:16 PM #33

JediKirby

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Posts: 17,361

I feel let down that no one recognized my wity post. I found it amazingly keen, and no one acknowledged me. :gbk:

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2006-02-02, 7:23 PM #34

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

I don't know what grosses me out more, that such a beautiful man would hump... that... or that ANYTHING would hump... that.

Kirby, that was so witty...I don't even know where to begin complementing it's wittiness.

This one, kirby? Or a different one?

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2006-02-02, 7:30 PM #35

JediKirby

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My original post! The one about the BEST WEEK EVER! YOU FAIL AT MY COMPLIMENT

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2006-02-02, 7:38 PM #36

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

Maybe you're dying? You DID say this was the last week of your life.

This was wittier Kirby, I admit.

I APPLAUD YOUR WITTINESS.

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2006-02-02, 9:36 PM #37

Darkjedibob

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I picked up on it, I just haven't had the urge to lash out at Gold to justify posting yet :p

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2006-02-02, 10:22 PM #38

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

SF_Gold is only 16?

ziomg, i thought he was like 24 or something.

[as for puberty]

i started changing when I was 15, but didnt grow into a "man" until a drastic change overcame me between 19 and 21.

Now I'm 22 almost, i'm all man baby yeh.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}