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All the Superbowl coverage you'll ever need!
2006-02-01, 10:42 PM #1
:D

Warning: Profanity in link.

http://www.cracked.com/sports/superbowl/
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-02-01, 11:17 PM #2
Haha, man I like that. :D

Quote:
League MVP Shaun Alexander faces new questions about his toughness after he was knocked out of practice with a concussion yesterday when he was struck in the helmet with a raindrop.
2006-02-01, 11:59 PM #3
It's like the Onion, but for sports!
Pissed Off?
2006-02-02, 3:07 AM #4
Originally posted by Avenger:
It's like the Onion, but for sports!


No, that would be this.

Here's an excerpt:

Report: Colts Poised For Biggest Upset In Super Bowl History

DETROIT—Coaches, front-office executives, and players around the NFL all agree that an Indianapolis victory in Detroit next Sunday would result in the greatest underdog story in Super Bowl history, if not in all of sports. "After losing to Pittsburgh in the second round of the playoffs, for the Colts to come into Detroit and beat them—as well as the Seahawks, their nominal opponent—that would almost certainly be the comeback of the century," said Bills general manager Marv Levy. "No one would ever dare say that Manning or Dungy couldn't win the big one after that. Yes, it's a long shot—the longest—but with the Steelers and Seattle concentrating on beating each other, Indy is perfectly poised to come from literally out of nowhere to complete their all-time greatest triumph." At press time, no member of the Colts would comment on the possibility of a Super Bowl victory, further fueling speculation of a colossal upset in the making.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-02-02, 4:58 PM #5
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
No, that would be this


Naturally, this was my favorite part of The Onion's football coverage.

Cracked.com did well, though. I'm impressed that they even knew Schlereth had 29 surgeries in his career.
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