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The Truth About Me...
2006-02-02, 5:57 PM #1
I've led you all on a stray for all these years... infact I'm here for one single purpose: to study virtual reactions and predictability...

In all my years and experience, I've come to this conclusion: You are all predictable.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 5:58 PM #2
And now i'm here to laugh at you.

My conclusion: You're a funny little chap.

[edit] can i see your hypothesis and evidence plz?[/edit]
2006-02-02, 6:00 PM #3
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]And now i'm here to laugh at you.

My conclusion: You're a funny little chap.

[edit] can i see your hypothesis and evidence plz?[/edit][/QUOTE]

See what I mean?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 6:00 PM #4
You need help.
幻術
2006-02-02, 6:01 PM #5
Originally posted by Koobie:
You need help.


You need pie.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 6:02 PM #6
This thread is the result of your constantly being disliked, hated, flamed, disproven, etc. Throughout countless debates you have cowered into the corner after being presented with overwhelmingly strong evidence contrary to your ridiculous beliefs. In a sad attempt to gain acceptance and respect, you have created this thread. Typical behavior of a young kid on the internet who thinks he is smarter than he really is.

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
You are all predictable.

Not as predictable as you, apparently.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-02-02, 6:02 PM #7
In Soviet Russia, pie needs you.
幻術
2006-02-02, 6:04 PM #8
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I've led you all on a stray for all these years... infact I'm here for one single purpose
Coward.
2006-02-02, 6:05 PM #9
This is quite pathetic.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-02, 6:07 PM #10
A true researcher would observe without participating or trying to effect certain outcomes. So we might have lurkers here who are studying the social dynamics of a virtual community, but I doubt Mr. 15-year-old-Mexican-gang-leader-who-knows-Kung-Fu is one of them. I HIGHLY doubt it.

Also, no scientist would ever write a "conclusion" like "you are all predictable".

Here's my conclusion: you try too hard.
Stuff
2006-02-02, 6:10 PM #11
I'm not a scientest, just payed to copy and paste all your threads and stuff that I see... and selling off your e-mails too.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 6:10 PM #12
lol I made a thread like this once

It was really clever
2006-02-02, 6:10 PM #13
Originally posted by kyle90:
Also, no scientist would ever write a "conclusion" like "you are all predictable".
Yeah, we've covered this: the coward doesn't understand even the simplest principles of the scientific method. He isn't a scientist and he will never be a scientist.
2006-02-02, 6:11 PM #14
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I'm not a scientest, just payed to copy and paste all your threads and stuff that I see... and selling off your e-mails too.
Coward.

Hey, he admitted to selling our email addresses to spammers. Is that bannable?
2006-02-02, 6:12 PM #15
Originally posted by Jon`C:
He isn't a scientist and he will never be a scientist.


A scientest, Jon`C. A scientest.
幻術
2006-02-02, 6:15 PM #16
jen da? wa~ ni jen de shi yi ge hen tzong ming de xiao ha'r. ni yei xiang dao wo xian zai shua de hua ma? ah, dang ran aa~ ni shen ma do je'r dao -- hai neng you shen ma ni bu neng shua ding?
一个大西瓜
2006-02-02, 6:15 PM #17
Originally posted by Koobie:
A scientest, Jon`C. A scientest.
Those are the scientists that do tests
2006-02-02, 6:20 PM #18
I'm a 58 year old man... and all the things I've shown you are the works of my 15 year old grand son... sorry I had to say it.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 6:22 PM #19
I am not entertained. Therefore, you are useless.
幻術
2006-02-02, 6:25 PM #20
eey, wo gang xiang dao le yi ge ke neng xing: ni shi bu shi zai xi du pin?
一个大西瓜
2006-02-02, 6:25 PM #21
I've never really had a problem with you before, but this thread changed that. You're just too damn annoying for your own good. Someone should put you out of our misery.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2006-02-02, 6:26 PM #22
Oh man. This thread is going to hit 8 pages.
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2006-02-02, 6:26 PM #23
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I'm a 58 year old man... and all the things I've shown you are the works of my 15 year old grand son... sorry I had to say it.
Unless your 15-year-old grandson also wrote all of your posts, no, you aren't 58.

Edit: Coward.
2006-02-02, 6:27 PM #24
I spent 30 years in prison... so I really didn't have much time to mature in life.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 6:28 PM #25
Originally posted by Echoman:
Oh man. This thread is going to hit 8 pages.


wo hui bang -- wo hui ji xue jiang zhong wen

(wo ke neng hui xie tzuo yi liang ge pin yin zhi)


edit: aaa~ wo shuo dui le -- ni KEN DING zai xi du pin, gold!
一个大西瓜
2006-02-02, 6:29 PM #26
Talking about useless... Can you operate a VCR?
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幻術
2006-02-02, 6:33 PM #27
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I spent 30 years in prison... so I really didn't have much time to mature in life.
Sure, you're a 58-year-old man with a mental age of 15 who survived through 30 years of a shank-or-be-shanked prison taking a daily human booster shot from a guy named Bubbles.

According to my "math", which is a science so I'm pretty sure you don't believe in it, but according to my "math" you've spent 28 years out of prison. You don't act 58. You don't act 28. Hell, the only reason I believe you when you claim to be 15 is because I've known some 15-year-olds who had the brainpower of an earthworm.

I think you've finally lost it. Heh. I've never helped cause a complete mental breakdown before.
2006-02-02, 6:33 PM #28
SF_GoldG_01, if you really wanted to look authentic, you should have used phrases like "psychosocial analysis" and "Pearson product-moment correlation coefficient" and padded it with miscellaneous psychobabble. Oh man, you should've come to me, I've got great stuff.
2006-02-02, 6:36 PM #29
Why does Pommy keep swearing in Firefly-ese?
Stuff
2006-02-02, 6:37 PM #30
wo mei zai jiang shen me huai hua.

("firefly-ese" shi shen ma? wo mei kan gua je ge "firefly" jie mu)
一个大西瓜
2006-02-02, 6:38 PM #31
Talk about predictablility. If you're going to lie about yourself over the internet, then please, for our sakes, make it interesting. I would've stuck with the Mexican gang leader/kung-fu master. Not only is it much more entertaining, but it's also a hell of a lot more believable.
2006-02-02, 6:52 PM #32
lol OF COURSE I'M FOOLING AROUND! What you think? That all my bloody pictures and stuff were of some one other than me???????????????????? Man alive... but like I said you were predictable... heck I almost predicted every single one of your words... just almost.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-02-02, 6:55 PM #33
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
lol OF COURSE I'M FOOLING AROUND! What you think? That all my bloody pictures and stuff were of some one other than me???????????????????? Man alive... but like I said you were predictable... heck I almost predicted every single one of your words... just almost.
Coward?

I'd say you're the predictable one, since everybody knew you were lying. Coward.
2006-02-02, 6:55 PM #34
LOL! As if.
幻術
2006-02-02, 6:58 PM #35
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
lol OF COURSE I'M FOOLING AROUND! What you think? That all my bloody pictures and stuff were of some one other than me???????????????????? Man alive... but like I said you were predictable... heck I almost predicted every single one of your words... just almost.


ni yo mei yo nien wo di yi de post?
一个大西瓜
2006-02-02, 6:58 PM #36
Originally posted by Pommy:
jen da? wa~ ni jen de shi yi ge hen tzong ming de xiao ha'r. ni yei xiang dao wo xian zai shua de hua ma? ah, dang ran aa~ ni shen ma do je'r dao -- hai neng you shen ma ni bu neng shua ding?



Får vi skriva på riktiga språk nuförtiden? :)
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2006-02-02, 6:58 PM #37
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I've come to this conclusion: You are all predictable.


I've come to this conclusion: you need a girlfriend
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2006-02-02, 7:02 PM #38
you all take SF Gold way too seriously
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-02-02, 7:05 PM #39
Gold, you are a sad pathetic troll. That's all that needs to be said.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-02-02, 7:09 PM #40
*yawn*

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a thread start similar to this one, I'd have... about 10 cents.

But, you predicted I would say that, didn't you.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
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