I have been reasearching you dudes [Yes thats why the bannings THEY KNEW THE TRUTH!] and i have come to the conclusion that you all have 1 or more of the following
BWLS (Bored With Life Syndrome) – Combined emotional feelings of depression, frustration, boredom and uselessness which manifest in married males and females after the initial sexual energy in their relationships has waned or disappeared. This emotional condition is often complicated by the birth of children and can lead to clinical depression. The only effective cures for this emotional affliction are divorce or adultery. Research shows that marriage counseling is ineffective in cases of BWLS.
ECLECTIC APPROACH – A random, odd and generally ineffective therapeutic procedure, method or testing process utilized by a mental health therapist who has forgotten everything he or she ever learned in college.[
TCS (Topic Confusion Syndrome) – A common mental disorientation that causes high school and college students to temporarily forget which class they are attending. The most common symptom of TCS is a student’s in-class question or statement to the instructor that has absolutely no relation to the topic being lectured or discussed at that moment. Data from current research shows strong evidence that TCS is caused by either drug abuse or stray sexual stimulation pheromones in the classroom.
Pick 2
PANIC ATTACK – Instinctual, unreasonable over-reaction to a situation wherein the possible detrimental consequences of the situation appear to be subordinate to the potential hazards or trauma of the reaction:
mass panic attack – A wildly disorganized emotional and physical reaction by a crowd of people imagining impending doom, such as the stampede to exit a public building when someone yells “bomb,” “fire,” or “There is no cause for alarm.” This phenomenon is also observed in groups of women stampeding into a building because “The sale will end in five minutes.” The most chaotic form of this psychological behavior is displayed by entire populations prior to significant natural catastrophes like erupting volcanoes, the election of a Democrat for president, a comet five minutes away from striking and demolishing the earth, or McDonalds running out of Big Macs.
personal panic attack – Emotional and physical over-reaction followed by shut down and sometimes somatic disposition of human beings who discover themselves in a negative interpersonal, social or environmental situation with dire consequences over which they have absolutely no control, such as a cheating wife caught in the act by her husband, a junior high school student caught smoking in the school bathroom by the principal, or the discovery that whitehouse.com does not take you to the White House where the president pretends to work. (Or you discover that it takes you to the site where the president and most of his staff do spend much of their time.) Exhaustive crying or hysterical laughter often accompany personal panic attacks.
professional panic attack – Loud and prolonged verbal and physical temper tantrum displayed by psychiatrists when a client/patient refuses to pay them for their alleged services.
And
LUCK – A natural random occurrence of positive circumstances. Delusional people who experience positive circumstances often attribute them to god. Interestingly enough, those same people attribute negative circumstances to “bad luck.” These individuals decline to blame god for negative circumstances because they fear holy retribution. In reality, there is no such thing as “bad luck.” A negative circumstance is merely the absence of “luck.”
BWLS (Bored With Life Syndrome) – Combined emotional feelings of depression, frustration, boredom and uselessness which manifest in married males and females after the initial sexual energy in their relationships has waned or disappeared. This emotional condition is often complicated by the birth of children and can lead to clinical depression. The only effective cures for this emotional affliction are divorce or adultery. Research shows that marriage counseling is ineffective in cases of BWLS.
ECLECTIC APPROACH – A random, odd and generally ineffective therapeutic procedure, method or testing process utilized by a mental health therapist who has forgotten everything he or she ever learned in college.[
TCS (Topic Confusion Syndrome) – A common mental disorientation that causes high school and college students to temporarily forget which class they are attending. The most common symptom of TCS is a student’s in-class question or statement to the instructor that has absolutely no relation to the topic being lectured or discussed at that moment. Data from current research shows strong evidence that TCS is caused by either drug abuse or stray sexual stimulation pheromones in the classroom.
Pick 2
PANIC ATTACK – Instinctual, unreasonable over-reaction to a situation wherein the possible detrimental consequences of the situation appear to be subordinate to the potential hazards or trauma of the reaction:
mass panic attack – A wildly disorganized emotional and physical reaction by a crowd of people imagining impending doom, such as the stampede to exit a public building when someone yells “bomb,” “fire,” or “There is no cause for alarm.” This phenomenon is also observed in groups of women stampeding into a building because “The sale will end in five minutes.” The most chaotic form of this psychological behavior is displayed by entire populations prior to significant natural catastrophes like erupting volcanoes, the election of a Democrat for president, a comet five minutes away from striking and demolishing the earth, or McDonalds running out of Big Macs.
personal panic attack – Emotional and physical over-reaction followed by shut down and sometimes somatic disposition of human beings who discover themselves in a negative interpersonal, social or environmental situation with dire consequences over which they have absolutely no control, such as a cheating wife caught in the act by her husband, a junior high school student caught smoking in the school bathroom by the principal, or the discovery that whitehouse.com does not take you to the White House where the president pretends to work. (Or you discover that it takes you to the site where the president and most of his staff do spend much of their time.) Exhaustive crying or hysterical laughter often accompany personal panic attacks.
professional panic attack – Loud and prolonged verbal and physical temper tantrum displayed by psychiatrists when a client/patient refuses to pay them for their alleged services.
And
LUCK – A natural random occurrence of positive circumstances. Delusional people who experience positive circumstances often attribute them to god. Interestingly enough, those same people attribute negative circumstances to “bad luck.” These individuals decline to blame god for negative circumstances because they fear holy retribution. In reality, there is no such thing as “bad luck.” A negative circumstance is merely the absence of “luck.”
