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Hehe... Mickey's.
2006-02-02, 11:17 PM #1
Here I am. Drunk again. Mickey's Malt Liquor. A fine selection.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-02, 11:17 PM #2
Hand grenades!
Pissed Off?
2006-02-02, 11:45 PM #3
We still make drunk posts?
2006-02-03, 12:03 AM #4
Originally posted by Bill:
Here I am. Drunk again. Mickey's Malt Liquor. A fine selection.



gah... Malt liquor is the absolute dregs of beer. Only bums and alcoholics drink it around here. At less than $2 US for a 40 oz, it's the cheapest booze you could get. Plus, it usually tastes like the oldest, stalest, and most wretched beer ever made on acount of those clear glass bottles. (too much light ruins beer, hence the reason why dark semi-opaque bottles are the norm)

If you're going to get drunk at least drink something good and respectable.
2006-02-03, 12:11 AM #5
I broke up with my girlfriend about 5 days ago. Give me a break, page.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-03, 12:22 AM #6
Originally posted by Bill:
I broke up with my girlfriend about 5 days ago. Give me a break, page.



OK, in that case I'll go easy on you. As long as you're a college student, I guess you can get away with drinking that s*** w/o bringing down your reputation :p



Oh well, at least you're not drinking Magnum brand. Nearly all malt tastes bad, but that stuff really takes the piss.
2006-02-03, 12:24 AM #7
I am a college student, and it was me and 3 buddies tonight. One had highlife, one had rolling rock, one had coca cola, and I had mickeys. The ATM was out of cash.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-03, 12:32 AM #8
Hey man, that's cool.



My first (and only) experience with malt was when me and a few friends were trying to see how much we could drink. I started with a magnum. I gagged (I was used to decent beer) I put the stuff in the freezer to make it taste better before I could drink it, and I was able to get 2.5 bottles down over the course of an hour before I couldn't take it anymore. I found colt 45 to go down the easiest. After that fiasco, drinking American macro-brewery beer was like drinking champagne.
2006-02-03, 12:35 AM #9
I like american beer because when it's warm... well... euro-beer tastes ten times worse when warm... American beer is good for a long night of binge drinking because you can just chill with your twelve and if they get warm, you don't see much of a difference... euro beer, on the other hand... is impossible to drink when warm because it's so thick.

MGD all the way.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-03, 12:43 AM #10
MGD makes me want to[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/icon_puke.gif]
Pissed Off?
2006-02-03, 12:44 AM #11
Haha, I've spent many a night with Mickey's. Sorry to hear about the girlfriend, man.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-02-03, 12:45 AM #12
That's because you're (avenger, not roach) weak.

EDIT: And thanks, Roach. It sucks, but I'm getting over it the best way I know how.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-03, 12:46 AM #13
Originally posted by Bill:
euro beer, on the other hand... is impossible to drink when warm because it's so thick.


So true... I once had a Guiness Stout (dark beer, 8-10% alcohol by vol. IIRC) back when I was underage so i has to sneak around with it. I drank it alone in the bathroom of my parent's house (I forgot to bring a bottle opener so I had to open the bottle with a pair of pliers I found under the sink). It was warm, and I had to chug it fast so the taste wouldn't get me. It was like drinking liquified rotting grain. It hit me hard since it was my first beer, and since it hit me so hard I *almost* got caught.


Now, my beer has to be ice cold (just over the freezing point, when it starts to grain up a little bit) or I won't drink it.
2006-02-03, 12:46 AM #14
Nah, the Century Club turned me off MGD completely. never going to drink it again.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-03, 12:49 AM #15
I gotta do the century club.... before the weekend is over.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-03, 1:02 AM #16
I did Colt 45 one night with some friends. We brown bagged it, and thought up hobo names for ourselves. I was Patches McMurphy, and a friend of mine was Stabbin' Joe. Good times, but I wouldn't repeat them
2006-02-03, 1:17 AM #17
Originally posted by Bill:
I gotta do the century club.... before the weekend is over.


It's not a huge deal. You're a real stud if you keep on drinking afterwards.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-03, 1:18 AM #18
I did a powerhour and a half once... i think i can handle ten more shots.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-03, 8:21 AM #19
Mickeys doesn't taste bad...at least grenades don't. Forties are disgusting, but they'll get you drunk. Fun times.
D E A T H
2006-02-03, 12:14 PM #20
beer sucks drink scotch. (single-malt. blended malts are for heathens.)
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-02-03, 6:22 PM #21
Originally posted by Ford:
beer sucks drink scotch. (single-malt. blended malts are for heathens.)


Bourbon. Never let it be said that I don't support American products.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-02-04, 12:02 PM #22
Had a 40 last night. Good times.
D E A T H
2006-02-04, 12:28 PM #23
I had a glass of this;

[http://www.absintheonline.com/acatalog/Verte72_catalog.jpg]

Then I drank a bunch of this;

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/hu/6/63/Jack_Daniels_üveg.jpg]

Then I drank about 7 or 8 of of these;

[http://www.directoalpaladar.com/archivos/images/smirnoff%20ice.jpg]
2006-02-04, 12:29 PM #24
Well, you're much better about it than spe. :)
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-04, 1:09 PM #25
I drank a bunch of Coronas and MGD last night. I just woke up... My head is killing me.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-04, 1:34 PM #26
Mustve been alot of beer:p
2006-02-04, 1:46 PM #27
alcohol.... only good for loosing your inhibitions and shagging a bag-job.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-04, 7:39 PM #28
the only beer i can stomach is Guiness, i do love me hard alachol though, im on the same page as rob here!

[http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/darth_alran/seborlarge.gif] all the way
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2006-02-04, 7:41 PM #29
Too bad thats a cheapo knockoff.
2006-02-04, 8:02 PM #30
ah its ok ive started makin my own anyhow ;)
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2006-02-04, 8:02 PM #31
Because I'm sure you have a still, just laying around.
2006-02-04, 8:18 PM #32
Originally posted by Rob:
Too bad thats a cheapo knockoff.

And yours isn't?
2006-02-04, 8:19 PM #33
Originally posted by Rob:
Because I'm sure you have a still, just laying around.

I know a lot of people who make alcohol. It's not exactly an uncommon hobby--there's a lot of kits/sites/recipes out there.
D E A T H
2006-02-04, 8:33 PM #34
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I know a lot of people who make alcohol. It's not exactly an uncommon hobby--there's a lot of kits/sites/recipes out there.[/QUOTE]

And they're mostly lame, and seriously blow yourself up DANGEROUS.


And no, mine wasn't a knock off. Its a modern production version, like a wine. Czech versions are known for being cheap knockoffs. Its actually a little funny that the interest in REAL absinthe in the 90's was generated by Czech distillers. Also, the whole burning sugar thing came from the Czech Republic, and is not the traditional way to prepare the drink. Its also another good way to seriously burn yourself.

Theres no way, of course, that I could afford REAL VINTAGE absinthe. People who can are absurdly rich.
2006-02-04, 8:35 PM #35
OH, and in many places owning an unregistered still and distilling alcohol without a liscense is pretty darn illegal.
2006-02-04, 8:39 PM #36
Originally posted by Rob:
Because I'm sure you have a still, just laying around.


no, but 100 proof vodka a copper kettle a basic knoledge of distillation and a good herb market can do wonders :p seriously, ive made my own, and not just the crappy soak your herbs in vodka overnight kind either. it took a long time, like about a month or so, and i didnt end up with all that much after distilling it (about a cup and a half) but hey, it still works
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2006-02-04, 8:40 PM #37
Originally posted by Rob:
OH, and in many places owning an unregistered still and distilling alcohol without a liscense is pretty darn illegal.


and hey nobodys perfect, im sure we've all sped on the freeway
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2006-02-04, 8:40 PM #38
And thats still not the real thing. :(
2006-02-04, 8:42 PM #39
only difference was my "still" is just a copper kettle, and i didnt make my own grain alachol to begin with, and i dont live in europe... darn those europeans and those things they do!!!! :mad:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2006-02-04, 9:48 PM #40
Real absinthe is wonderful though...
omnia mea mecum porto
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