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Zombie..cockroaches?

2006-02-03, 6:24 PM #1

JLee

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http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/03/wasp_performs_roachb.html

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2006-02-03, 6:26 PM #2

kyle90

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Creepy.

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2006-02-03, 6:27 PM #3

Roach

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This is the third time I've seen this today. Why is everyone treating this like news?

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2006-02-03, 6:28 PM #4

JLee

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Originally posted by Roach:

This is the third time I've seen this today. Why is everyone treating this like news?

Because it's dated today, and it's really weird?

You're not scared, are you.. :p

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2006-02-03, 6:28 PM #5

kyle90

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Watch out, Roach, the wasps are coming for you next.

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2006-02-03, 6:31 PM #6

Roach

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That article is dated today, but they've known about that wasp for awhile...

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2006-02-03, 6:33 PM #7

Tibby

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Oh god don't give the US Army any ideas....

2006-02-03, 6:34 PM #8

JLee

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Originally posted by Roach:

That article is dated today, but they've known about that wasp for awhile...

If you would've told us, then I wouldn't have had to post it now..would I.. :p

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2006-02-03, 6:45 PM #9

Zloc_Vergo

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Can I insert a large wooden stake into someone brain then, disable their reflexes, and use their legs to direct them to my house for repeated stabbing?

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2006-02-03, 8:34 PM #10

Roach

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Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

Oh god don't give the US Army any ideas....

...yeah the government already tried the whole mind-control/zombie thing. Where do you think LSD came from?

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2006-02-03, 9:09 PM #11

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by Roach:

...yeah the government already tried the whole mind-control/zombie thing.

LSD didn't work as planned. So now we have public education.

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2006-02-03, 9:13 PM #12

Jedigreedo

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Winged Goa'uld! :eek:

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2006-02-03, 9:14 PM #13

kyle90

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Heh, yeah. Actually the roach is like a host AND a Jaffa all in one...

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2006-02-03, 9:53 PM #14

Roach

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Originally posted by kyle90:

Actually the roach is like a host AND a Jaffa all in one...

You take that back...

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2006-02-03, 11:23 PM #15

Vin

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That's amazingly cool.

2006-02-03, 11:49 PM #16

JediKirby

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

Can I insert a large wooden stake into someone brain then, disable their reflexes, and use their legs to direct them to my house for repeated stabbing?

Actually, according to the article, you're supposed to make love to them.

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2006-02-04, 1:02 AM #17

lassev

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Nature is filled with wonderful miracles like this.

There is also this one fungus that infects ants (or other insects) and forces them to climb to high places, and stay there until they die as the fungus covers and devours them and sends a new cloud of spores all over the place - and the spores spread nicely because the insect climbed to a high place.

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2006-02-04, 2:05 AM #18

ECHOMAN

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That's pretty neat!

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2006-02-04, 7:47 AM #19

SavageX378

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Wow... I guess wasps are necromancers... which means.. they are SERVANTS OF THE DEVIL!!!!

BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE YOU STINKING BUZZARDS FROM HELL!!!!!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-02-04, 8:56 AM #20

lassev

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Looks like somebody forgot his medication...

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2006-02-04, 9:20 AM #21

Wolfy

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Problem solved.

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2006-02-04, 9:33 AM #22

JLee

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Originally posted by Wolfy:

Problem solved.

LOL

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2006-02-04, 3:55 PM #23

SavageX378

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Originally posted by Wolfy:

Problem solved.

LMAO gold

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-02-04, 8:01 PM #24

Primate

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Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

Oh god don't give the US Army any ideas....

I really don't think the Army is laying its eggs in our bodies. Everyone knows the Army reproduces through cloning.

2006-02-05, 12:13 PM #25

happydud

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I, for one, welcome our new Flying Goa'uld Wasp Zombie Cockroach Overlords with zeal and vigor.

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