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Chuck Norris
2006-02-04, 6:50 PM #1
So I was playing D&D at my friend's house last night when someone started telling some of these Chuck Norris jokes that have recently appeared at my school. After a few minutes of nonstop laughter, my friend goes over to his computer and brings up the page with all of these jokes, which is now presented in its entirety for the purpose of reducing Massassi to nothing more than a large gale of laughter. Enjoy!

WARNING: LANGUAGE
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2006-02-04, 6:51 PM #2
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=38900&highlight=chuck+norris
Pissed Off?
2006-02-05, 4:09 PM #3
Welcome to... Some point in 2005! ;)
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-02-05, 4:53 PM #4
:rolleyes:
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Historians are the most powerful and dangerous members of any society. They must be watched carefully... They can spoil everything. - Nikita Khrushchev.
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-02-05, 5:28 PM #5
Very smooth, my friend. Very smooth indeed.
2006-02-05, 5:30 PM #6
Vin Diesel came before chuck norris.

Either way, Bruce Campbell owns em both.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-02-05, 6:16 PM #7
I know the timeline is cliché, but I condone its use in this instance.

I mean, seriously.
2006-02-06, 9:49 AM #8
You know, technically posting the timeline image is still a bannable offense.

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