So I was playing D&D at my friend's house last night when someone started telling some of these Chuck Norris jokes that have recently appeared at my school. After a few minutes of nonstop laughter, my friend goes over to his computer and brings up the page with all of these jokes, which is now presented in its entirety for the purpose of reducing Massassi to nothing more than a large gale of laughter. Enjoy!
WARNING: LANGUAGE
WARNING: LANGUAGE
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."