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Massassi's Thoughts on : Fried Bologna
2006-02-05, 9:11 PM #1
It's the best.. the best way I can describe it is... a hot dog that you buy at a baseball game, or at a movie theatre (because that is INFACT all it is, except they are fried on rollers instead of skillets...)
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2006-02-05, 9:13 PM #2
Sickening(Obligitory vegetarian comment)

o.0
2006-02-05, 9:13 PM #3
It's the best when you get it on a frying pan and cook it in like a few hundred gallons of butter.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-05, 9:15 PM #4
hmm.. never had one with butter before.. I must try at some point.. (I am eating some right now, so maybe I'll try tomorrow..)
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2006-02-05, 9:17 PM #5
It's awesome. It's just like cutting up a hotdog and frying it in butter. Really tastey.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-05, 9:20 PM #6
Grilled is not the same as fried.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-05, 9:41 PM #7
I may vomit all over my keyboard. Seriously. I may need a new keyboard.
Oh god... oh god...
*hurp*

-I always boil my hotdogs (and they're usually beef franks) so this is kinda... yeah, like I said, disgusting.
2006-02-05, 9:45 PM #8
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]It's the best when you get it on a frying pan and cook it in like a few hundred gallons of butter.[/QUOTE]Some day you're going to be 350 pounds and wonder why.
2006-02-05, 10:56 PM #9
I've always found both hotdogs and bologna disgusting. I avoid both. I'll eat hotdogs if I absolutely must, but I'd rather starve than eat bologna.
2006-02-05, 11:30 PM #10
so .. sickeningly .. bad .. for you

(that sounds awesome, I'd love to try it)
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2006-02-05, 11:35 PM #11
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Some day you're going to be 350 pounds and wonder why.


He already is 350 pounds.


in the nose.
2006-02-05, 11:41 PM #12
Originally posted by Aglar:
I've always found both hotdogs and bologna disgusting. I avoid both. I'll eat hotdogs if I absolutely must, but I'd rather starve than eat bologna.


Really good hot dogs are all beef, no parts.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-05, 11:41 PM #13
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Some day you're going to be 350 pounds and wonder why.

No...it's because we live in America!
2006-02-05, 11:43 PM #14
The air here is high in calories.
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2006-02-05, 11:57 PM #15
Yeah no kidding.

I'm gonna need a triple bypass just from clicking this thread.

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2006-02-06, 1:49 AM #16
I don't even know what that is, so I'll say "mm spaghetti"
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2006-02-06, 1:52 AM #17
St00pid FGR, continuing to make me hungry. :mad:

Anyway, that sounds like a "Siedewurst". Disgusting.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-02-06, 1:55 AM #18
This thread causes me to crave Quiznos.
2006-02-06, 6:39 AM #19
MMmm.. the black angus..
2006-02-06, 9:25 AM #20
I nearly lost it just from seeing the title. I'm pretty turned off of fried anything right now, but bologna? Augh! I don't even like hotdog weiners unless they're disguised with buns and cheese.

This sounds worse than even my sandwich creations as a child, and that's saying a lot!
2006-02-06, 10:26 AM #21
I wanna go fry my eggplant NOW!
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2006-02-06, 10:52 AM #22
what is fried bologna?

is it like spaghetti bolognaise??

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2006-02-06, 10:55 AM #23
Pig guts and monkey brains.
2006-02-06, 1:19 PM #24
Share some details on those creations, Gilgamesh.
2006-02-06, 1:53 PM #25
Well, think of anything that's remotely edible in your kitchen, and I've probably put it into a sandwich. I once combined those puffballs you find outside with jam, ketchup, carrots, mustard, relish, and some kind of marmalade. It was quite horrible.
2006-02-06, 4:22 PM #26
thick sliced fried bologna. mmm...
2006-02-06, 4:43 PM #27
Definately.. you guys DON'T know what you're missing...
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2006-02-06, 6:47 PM #28
My wife loves fried balogna. Well, ok, loves is a strong word. She likes it.

I don't care for bologna in any form. Something about the smell and the greasy texture really turns me off.
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2006-02-07, 12:06 PM #29
Boiled hotdogs > *. Period. You're a total idiot if you don't think so. Also, bologna > all other sandwich meats. Bologna = win.

But butter? NASTY.
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2006-02-07, 1:14 PM #30
pure, un-ethical love for a food = a fried bologna sandwitch. oh yum yum yum.

*dies of clogged artries and loves it*
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