I was doing my wash today, for a whopping $1.50 a load, and I only had 5 quarters on me. I put my clothes and some detergent in the machine and went upstairs to enlist the services of a spare quarter, but when I came back down, the machine was running.

Had some generous soul footed the bill? Not in the slightest - my clothes were heaped in a corner, dirtier than ever, and pink bras and thongs went round and round inside. It turns out that someone took my laundry out, tossed it aside, and dropped in one quarter for a discounted ride, compliments of yours truly!

All the other machines were running and all I had in the way of change was the quarter intended for my load. My revenge was obvious: I snagged the freeloading maidenforms and left a note:

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE DISCOUNT, B***H:
NOW YOUR CLOTHES ARE MINE![/size]

But now I don't know what to do with all this soggy yet sultry apparel. Submarine transvestite night is out of the question. I'm thinking of leaving another note , demanding $1.25 in non-sequential quarters left in an unmarked envelope behind the dumpster as ransom.

The argyle avenger, however, is always open to suggestions.

Hang them in random places all over town. Power lines are preferable.

Duct tape them to the laundromat machines. Also employ the use of Superglue. I'm sure the culprit will be very happy to go and (try) to collect the pieces of clothing.

The ransom note is your best option. Destroying, permanently damaging or "losing" the offender's clothing, while tempting, would be a little out of proportion to the crime.

haha that's actually pretty funny, dunno what to tell u. lol sell them on ebay and make a profit? I have no clue

[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]The ransom note is your best option. Destroying, permanently damaging or "losing" the offender's clothing, while tempting, would be a little out of proportion to the crime.[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying a lot of superglue. Just enough to make separating the clothing from the machine frustrating for a second or two. Imagine the chagrin of someone ripping their dainties off of a machine.

If nothing else, you could just use duct tape.

The superglue option screams "loser." I could see the most likely preppy girl probably just being unfazed and somehow remain on the high ground. I'm not trying to stoop to her level, here. I'm trying to go to a vastly lower level, where she lives in fear of the mighty purploiner of panties.

Anyway, she's got to run out of underwear soon enough, so she'll probably be inclined to bend to my demands. gosh that sounds wrong.

well based on the clothes. is she hot? maybe you could get something in return.
>.>

Not only that, but threaten to sell them to the CS department nerds. That'll probably bring her around.

I figured you wouldn't go for the duct tape option. Though it did sound fun. Have her take you out to dinner...you are a poor college student after all

lol, I find that to be a hilarious situation and you handled it great

that crap costs a ton of money though

[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]The ransom note is your best option. Destroying, permanently damaging or "losing" the offender's clothing, while tempting, would be a little out of proportion to the crime.[/QUOTE]

AH! but what if you leave a ransom note AND destroy/ permanently dammage only one article just to show you mean business, kind of like mailing the finger of a hostage to the negitiator :em321:

Make up a bunch of "Found" posters with pictures describing all the stuff you found and post them all over the dorm.

Give it to Vinny. It will be put to use for a loooooonnng time.

Ooh, ooh, take one of the bras or thongs or whatever, and make a video of you "interrogating" it. Sit it on a chair in an empty room with a light pointed at it, and ask a bunch of angry questions ("who are you working for?", "why did your government send you?", etc.). Hide your voice by changing the pitch or whatever. Then move on to "torturing" it, and then "kill" it somehow. Then leave the tape and a ransom demand for the rest of the items.

But how does one kill a bra? Alternative ending that my friend suggested over dinner, I should cut circular holes in certain places...

The only problem is, I had some very distincitve clothing that the girl handled when she threw my clothes aside: like my calling card argyle sock! I have to watch where I do my laundry now, lest the hunter be hunted.

Put it all up on e-bay, then leave the auction address on the washer.

[Edit - Was seconded, now like Rob's idea more...]

I'll give you $1.25 plus shipping for the lingerie. Keep the bras and panties though.

This is actually quite funny - I reccommend sell them on ebay, and don't even tell her - just keep the money for yourself.

Depending on how interested you'd be in her(after all, she DID steal your spot), I think the dinner idea would be amusing. Otherwise, just asking for the money back seems the best idea. Maybe not as fun as the others... :p

...that's brilliant...

But of course, take a picture of yourself wearing some of it first, then post it on the Facebook for me to make fun of after drinking.

My offer still stands.

tehehe...found posters :p

ok lemme just add something to what all these guys have been saying...u know just randomn advice from a girl...

A. this girl is obviously stuck up and *****y since she didnt care about taking your spot

B. a girl like that (or any girl for that matter) would def. NOT go out with a guy who stole her lingerie if he used it as a bargaining chip.

it looks like, "hey u pissed me off (and rightly so) and i'll give them back if u go on a date with me..." btw i've seen all your lingerie...which of course is in no way creepy (note the sarcasm)

I guess it'd just depend on the girl, but honestly from the sounds of it, if she's rude enough to just throw your stuff out for her stuff, I'm highly doubting she's going to be friendly and go "teehee, you stole my lingerie I will totally go out on a date with you, I was a *****, and ha ha you got me! good one!"

Honestly she'd have to have one helluva sense of humor...and from the sounds of it...she's not the "I give a crap" type

Boo! Way to ruin the fun, BD :p

Wait at the ransom spot and kill her.

hehe sorry Gebo *ducks at the incoming tomatoes* lol :em321:

KILL HER FAMILY

First you should attempt to make contact with the girl, offering an apology at being so childish as to steal her laundry over something so trivial as $1.25. Then work out a time to meet so you can give her back the underwear. Then, as she feels relief at not having to buy new clothes, you can walk away smugly with the knowledge that buried within the load are pictures of yourself trying on her clothes...

and some dog ****

Post the ransom but for every day that the ransom goes unanswered, put itching powder in a piece of clothing. If she finally ends up paying the ransom, leave the clothes with an "I.O.U: Vagisil" note.

I never said anything about going out. Food costs a lot of money for a college student. :p

this thread has defiantly made it into my 10 ten of funniest threads ever!!!

I will say this though, when choosing whatever means of revenge, remember that revenge is a dish best served cold, so whatever you do, make sure it's really evil

Yes. This is what you must do.

The e-bay thing is the best idea. If you post the story along with the items, I'm sure it will get a lot of attention.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Not only that, but threaten to sell them to the CS department nerds. That'll probably bring her around.

I figured you wouldn't go for the duct tape option. Though it did sound fun. Have her take you out to dinner...you are a poor college student after all ;)[/QUOTE]

But then he has to meet the uncaring cow. Just eat the lingerie instead. >_>

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]KILL HER FAMILY[/QUOTE]

now we're talkin!!! Thats more like it. Kill the pet dog as well.


Alternatively u could buy lots of blow-up sex dolls, put the lingerie on em, and leave em around town.

Everyone's happy.

Cept the b***ch in question.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

BD speaks the truth.

I would hold it for ransom for $1.25 or whatever it costs to run a load of laundry. (although I'm not sure how Gris would get in contact w/ her to make his ransom demands, unless he left something on the note, in which case she would call him) She didn't ruin any of Grismath's stuff so he shouldn't ruin any of hers. Let the punishment fit the crime.

also, as far as asking this chick out goes, I wouldn't do it. She showed an utter lack of respect for you and your stuff, and even if you did start dating her she would probably do it again. Do you really want someone like that in your life?

she's probably pretty hot, so the answer is obviously: YES!

haha, I'm too nice a guy to do anything overly sinister over $1.25. I put the clothes back down in the laundry room and now they're gone. I imagine she got them, but only because I don't want to imagine any other scenarios. :S

That would piss me off, but I probably wouldn't do anything about it.

I'd just shrug and go "1.25 down the crapper. Oh well"