Probably.

This had me in tears, it's so funny.

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scary!

and what is with all the amazon links?

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now that is funny!

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hmmm...I meant to edit my first post, not type a new one...and now I just feel like spamming!

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My god! That ulimate list shall destroy all attempts of young hackers! "Does your child read hacking manuals?" Genius!

Well, at least I found interesting products on Amazon.com.

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I remember reading this article somewhere else like 3 years ago, but it still makes me laugh.

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.


^^^ this had me rolli...laughing alot

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[This message has been edited by Compos Mentis (edited June 10, 2004).]

classic. These people obviously don't know what the f*** theyre talking about.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

*cough*joke*cough*

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

wait, people are taking this seriously?

I thought it was quite apparent that the whole thing was a joke...

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BAHAHAHAHAH This article is awesome. I burst out laughing at the "Bonzi Buddy" thing.. rofl. Idiots.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (reads the AMD thing). Is that true btw? I dont read much about those companies.

AND THEY ARE NOT GETTING RID OF THE SECURITY! IT SUCKS! THEY SHOULD! *stomps off*

*Reads quake thing* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

Wait a minute... this is a fake. Ive just reliased that after the "Lunix" thing.. no one can be that dumb... could they?

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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori

Hmmmm...I remember when this was posted like 2 years ago. Alot of people were in an uproar about it. At least now Massassi has a little sense of humor.

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yes yes, I remember reading it a while ago, but this is funny. I like how he -acts- like those parents who think they know everything about computers...

Reminds me of a funny anectode, was in computer lab, checking my email, which was on massassi.com back when it was still available. Teacher comes up, asks "what are you doing?"
"checking my email" "but you're not on hotmail?" "No" "Do you have to lie so obviously? There's no other email provider other than Hotmail." "Yes there is" "I won't hear your lies anymore. Out of my class"

Of course, the whole conversation took place in french, but still, funny... I was laughing in the halls for a long time.

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.

hahaha this is amazing...

on the part where it talks about 'lunix', it mentions that it was created by a Russian hacker.... with a link to this...

HAHAHA.

yum.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Are we supposed to believe this??!! What the heck!

"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer..."

Hmm, wow... I guess I am becoming a hacker then...

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Savage, read the rest of the thread, please, and realize ITS A JOKE.

Anyway, that is just hilarious . And reading the comments pages are pretty funny, too, with all those people that think this is real. All you have to do to see its a fake is to click the 'betrayed the principles' link. Almsot as good as 'French Military Victories'.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

[This message has been edited by Noble Outlaw (edited June 10, 2004).]

My first reaction was LOL
Then I realised some people were taking it seriously, so it got upgraded to ROFLMFAO!!!

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I AM NOT SKOOJ!!!

Oh man, the linux part was hilarious... the AMG part was pretty funny too.

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Please send me e-mail....

[This message has been edited by Mystic0 (edited June 10, 2004).]

Arrg! This guy needs to learn about not putting os many irrevelnt links up.

Well, quite a few make it even funnier (see my post above)

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

oh no, a 17 year old girl waring make up. might as well put her in the kitchen with her shoes off and teller to make sandwitches./sarciasm

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Good grief, that thing is almost too scary to be funny. I feel sorry for anyone who actually has a parent like that.

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

sandwitches are not half as scary as dirtwarlocks.

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

This is by far the funniest...



That is just funny...

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"Bantha's are filthy animals.......I don't eat filthy animals."

"Laugh it up Fuzzball!"
-Han Solo

I know the guy who wrote the article wasn't serious, but what scares me is the number of parents that will truly believe what that site says.

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I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

/me points to sig, Blames S51

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

This reminds me very much of the ***** I had for an e-Commerce class this year. She carried the EXACT same attitude.

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I wasn't sure at first, plus i only had time to skim it. Some adults are so abysmally computer illiterate that you can almost believe the article.

After a second reading, I have decided that it must be a joke.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited June 10, 2004).]

This has to be a joke.

And the funniest: Oh, so that's what the whole soviet obsession around here is about.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

In Communist Massassi, Linux operates YOU

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...God I haven't laughed that hard for a *long* time.


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"I sound like angry chickens, or maybe a space robot."
-Les Claypool of Primus

Did yall see the poll on the right?


that's just funny.

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On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."


Grace is the Pleasure of God to magnify the Worth of God by
enabling sinners to delight in God without compromising the Glory of God.
-J. Piper

In Communist Massassi... Messages post YOU.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

duh, our souls are stuck.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Read the comments... apparently most people realize this guy is full of s***.

If we follow his criteria, I'm one of the world's worst hackers.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

wtf is a faster video card going to do for hacking... come on people. And why is "faster" in "". n00berts.

After rereading that article, I can't decide whether it's supposed to be serious or not. I hope not.

Edit: It is a joke, as is the whole site. Quite amusing, actually. Such as the article that likens daycare to communism.

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.7.14.22219.3493.html

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

[This message has been edited by Jazzkokehead (edited June 10, 2004).]

Now, usually I don't attack typos or horrible spelling, but...

...your message suggests that a 17 year old girl is engaged in formal large-scale combat with make up, and, as a solution, you've suggested stripping her of her shoes and placing her in the kitchen with Teller (I can only assume from the famous duo Penn and Teller) to summon sorceresses made of sand. I can only assume that a 'sarciasm' is that giant monster from Return of the Jedi, and that the witches of the desert, who apparently hate footwear but love repetitive comedic magic, shall lure make-up products into the sarciasm, thus ending this horrible conflict.

The moral of the story? No means no, especially when it comes to the English language. It's not into the kinky stuff you want it to do, and therefore you should not force it.

It takes you five seconds to read through a post and prevent something like this from happening again.

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RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

[This message has been edited by Darko (edited June 11, 2004).]

Hellooooo new signature.

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"The moral of the story? No means no, especially when it comes to the English language. It's not into the kinky stuff you want it to do, and therefore you should not force it." - Darko

Sorry but, Sarlacc and Rancor just don't match up to Sarciasm.

What's wrong with a girl being in the kitchen with her shoes off? Maybe her shoes are too warm to wear during that weather? Maybe she had to squash two spiders at once?

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Or maybe Elana is incapable of communicating in the English language and should cease trying, in accordance with prophecy.