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so, what do you do to fall asleep when your brain has convenced itself it's not tiard
2004-06-10, 6:54 PM #1
so, what do you do to fall asleep when your brain has convenced itself it's not tiard?

and you really are tiard because you woke up at 5AM for the past 2 days to get to a new job, which involves watching children. 5 children.

so what do you do to fall asleep fast?
(it's now 12:48AM)

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-06-10, 6:56 PM #2
Read the dictionary.

That's not actually a suggestion to help you fall asleep, so much as a suggestion in general.
2004-06-10, 6:57 PM #3
NyQuil....
2004-06-10, 6:57 PM #4
jerk,
*grumble grumble grumble*

[edit: this message is directed twards slug]

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

[This message has been edited by Elana14 (edited June 10, 2004).]
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-06-10, 6:58 PM #5
[Don't do that, you'll make God cry.]

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."

[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited June 11, 2004).]
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
2004-06-10, 7:04 PM #6
/me luvz rivin a hole laht

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-06-10, 7:36 PM #7
Watch infomercials.

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There is no spoon.
2004-06-10, 7:50 PM #8
Read useless threads like this on.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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2004-06-10, 8:21 PM #9
the best way to get to sleep when you can't is to stop trying.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-10, 9:10 PM #10
I play with lego.


...what?

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2004-06-10, 9:45 PM #11
I would have to say Spork and Pagewizard have the two best suggestions. Either one will suffice, but both at once is better.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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2004-06-10, 10:51 PM #12
I, on the other hand, would have to say that Slug has the best suggestion.
2004-06-10, 11:28 PM #13
Snail basketball.

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2004-06-10, 11:45 PM #14
Tranquilisers.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-06-11, 12:22 AM #15
Don't sleep.

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Sell your soul for a cookie?
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-06-11, 4:11 AM #16
Read for my final exam in french. Alternatively kill myself.

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No signature for you.
No signature for you.
2004-06-11, 4:17 AM #17
Alcohol.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-06-11, 4:31 AM #18
Listen to calm music
Read a book
Turn over and face the wall... OK, that worked for me once apon a time, but if you do it fast enough, you might just hit your head on the wall and... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
Watch a slow movie
Mid-night jogg
Make your sleeping place very comfy. Maybe outdoors. Lots of fresh air. And maybe a mosquito net so you are not woken by bugs. OK, that's my dream bedroom...

Gotta go, thunder!

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-06-11, 4:50 AM #19
When I had insomnia I visited various support groups and when we came together to cry I felt as if I let something go that would allow me to sleep. Babies don't sleep this good.


However, Marla Singer ruined it all.

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You're entering a world of pain.
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2004-06-11, 8:39 AM #20
1. Lie in bed for an hour and you'll go to sleep, provided it's quiet and nothing is going on.
2. Often, I just stay up editing JK or posting spam on massassi ( [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]). I always get tired about 1AM latest. But that doesn't do much good for a 5AM job I guess...
3. School.

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2004-06-11, 8:45 AM #21
Watch GBK's postcount increase.

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2004-06-11, 8:49 AM #22
Just lie in bed and think over the day. If you get through that then think of the day before etc... eventually you'll drop off (oh and stop trying as page said)

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/fluffle
/fluffle
2004-06-11, 9:16 AM #23
All my Catholic friends tell me that mass is the most likely thing to put you to sleep.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-06-11, 9:21 AM #24
COFFEE!

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"Honey, you got real ugly."
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2004-06-11, 9:23 AM #25
Turn on some music, put on the timer, and just lay down with my eyes open. Eventually I just pass out and don't even realize it. Although I seem to have more of a problem staying asleep and getting a good nights sleep as opposed to actually getting to sleep.
2004-06-11, 11:00 AM #26
I try to suffocate myself in the pillow, usually.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-11, 12:00 PM #27
when i can't sleep i go out and blow stuff up

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-06-11, 12:28 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Alcohol.

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.
2004-06-11, 12:31 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by teh GeeBeeKay:

alcohol
</font>


INDEED! Many a time I was too angry or upset to sleep, I just poured whisky down my throat till I lost conciousness!!
It works dagnabbit!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-11, 12:46 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
When I had insomnia I visited various support groups and when we came together to cry I felt as if I let something go that would allow me to sleep. Babies don't sleep this good.


However, Marla Singer ruined it all.

</font>


Bob. Bob had B****t***

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D E A T H
2004-06-11, 12:53 PM #31
"With insomnia, you're never really asleep;
you're never really awake."

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

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