01 Avenger (13057)
02 GBK (12295)
03 Emon (12096)
04 Spork (10727)
05 MikeC (10081)
06 Correction (10011)
07 Wolfy (9351)
08 Aglar (8472)
09 DSettahr (8150)
10 THRAWN (7759)
11 Flexor (7009)
12 happydud (6885)
13 Darth Evad (6300)
14 ****** (6086)
15 JudgeDredd (6082)
16 Freelancer (5824)
17 Tracer (5792)
18 Posse (5761)
19 Jon`C (5588)
20 MadQuack (5359)
21 MBeggar (5026)
22 Dormouse (4916)
23 fishstickz (4755)
24 Jedi Josh (4690)
25 Zuljin (4610)
26 lateralus (4597)
27 Slug (4493)
28 Brian (4470)
29 Thrawn42689 (4450)
30 Cool Matty (4449)
31 Sine Nomen (4436)
32 gothicX (4383)
33 Cazor (4319)
34 Destructor (4300)
35 mavispoo (4255)
36 Roach (4233)
37 BlackPanther (4155)
38 Echoman (4114)
39 TheBull (4064)
40 DrkJedi82 (4058)
41 Vincent Valentine (3996)
42 CadetLee (3963)
43 Cloud (3942)
44 Kedri (3938)
45 WDS_JA_Darth (3927)
46 DeTRiTiC-iQ (3911)
47 Kieran Horn (3903)
48 Darth (3799)
49 Schming (3757)
50 SAJN_Master (3669)
(As of 11:37 Mountain, June 9th, 2004.)

Adjust genital sizes accordingly, and remember folks, that quantity does not mean quality.

[Edit: Note that the censored nick is Juz-tyn.]

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited June 09, 2004).]

I need to quit.

Freaking Brian. He offers membership, but does he offer support groups and rehab? Of course not.

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Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

-Correction

If only that was a good thing if you're a Top Poster..

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

How bout working out the most ACTIVE posters at massassi now, as in, those who are increasing their post count the fastest???

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

and Kedri's #44..

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

I could always calculate posts per day, but that would take ages with our forum system, because I'd have to look at each member. Doing one search (I searched for users with over 3500 posts) took about 5 minutes per page.

Heh, luckily, 3500 was the golden numbers, since there were only 51 people with more than that.

[Edit: Just a side note, but this is my 4000th post!]

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited June 09, 2004).]

Hmm, for some it's not even post count, but spamcount

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

ehehe for some

IN YOUR FACE, ROACH!!

why are the numbers in two columns?

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/end boob rant

tee hee

wasnt expecting to be there...

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[This message has been edited by MBeggar (edited June 09, 2004).]

Wow.. there's people in there I've never even heard of!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

All i have to say about this thread is...


+1

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Two columns? There in one for me.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

>.>

<.<

Oh, I see what you mean about two columns, in Opera. Maybe I can just make it into a table and link to it.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

This is good to know. Probably.

I'm going to eat some cookies.

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Wow. Definitely didn't expect to be 12...

I'll catch up to you yet Flexor, kakdamnit!!

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

Dear lord I'm number 6.... I gotta cut back

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Hmm. I guess you need to amend your life!

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

--------@%

The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info

Im totally on there. That's totally awesome.

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO EAT COOKIES!

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

i would have 8000 posts if i realized it would not have matered if i posted an extra 6500 messages of meaniless crap.

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---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.

#33 wh00tage.

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There are two asses in Massassi... and I'm one of them.
The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels

Dude, you have too much time on your hands.

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."

I win.



Do I get a cookie?

[edit] Crap, GothicX beats me by a long shot.

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nytfyre m0d || f33l t3h p0w3r || t3h l0st c0gz || OMF > *

[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited June 09, 2004).]

yes! I'm not on the list!

Having a life: priceless. Some things you can't buy, but for everything else, theres Massassi.

(I meantthat as a joke, btw, in case some of you want to nail my a** to a board. )


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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited June 09, 2004).]

what being on the list or the mastercard thing

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We really should have a word count on here. Us ISB people would own all of you.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

I'm in the top 50...*shudders*

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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
[Jim7 PING reply]: 666secs

... not to mention the fact that most of those up there have been around for ages, and you... well, haven't?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I barely made the list at 43.

Wow, just wow!

I don't spam, do I?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Even with all 5 of my nicks I still wouldnt crack the top 50. I feel good.

Its weird to see people like Posse and Aglar, who havent been really active is years, still in the top 20.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

Lousy sod beat me to it.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

[This message has been edited by GBK (edited June 09, 2004).]

I was on a list once.

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What once was...

*adds Warlord to his "People named Warlord" list*

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GBK- Look up two posts from yours.

And I keep reading this as "Top Toasters"

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

I ate cookies! Huzzah!

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Pop Toasters for me...



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sigs are fun stuff

I read it once as Pop tarts (?), but I think that's because it was early in the morning and I was eating one at the time...

(ok, actually I saw it as "pop tarsters" or something like that, but because I was half asleep it didn't click and I still thought in my head "pop tarts")

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Do you have stairs in your house?