Come now, who's your favorite? If you dont know what I'm talking about.. then shoo!

This is the winter of your discontent!

I voted for the low-fat cake alternative.

Or Brian.

Peter is lame. Only real contenders are Stewie and Brian. Stewie takes the gold.

Brian, by a long way.

Stewie, cos he's well awesome

Brian. Especially drunk Brian.

I just came to mess with the poll. I have no idea what this is all about. But Brian is Brian, no matter what.

Brian by a long, long way.

"I'm not drunk, alright? I just have a speech impediment. And a stomach virus. And an inner ear infection."

Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Stewie ftw.

He reminds me of a younger, more diabolical kyle90.

Quagmire FTW.

It's a tossup between Stewie and Brian. Actually, they work so well together that it is hard to have one without the other.

"Como se llama, 'giggidy'?"

This Season:

Stewie + Brian = Usually Gold
Stewie alone = weak

Stewie alone has sucked something else this year. And I put the "usually gold" in front of Brian + Stewie because one joke this year I think was the most overrated and unfunny jokes I've ever seen on that show. The first time it showed up in the eppisode, it got a chuckle, the second time (it lasted much longer, around 1 minute), I was about to throw my TV out the window.

Peter is the only one I find consistent, and I think he's the funniest.

And this joke was...

The "going to write a novel.....got a main character...." etc etc etc.

It annoyed the freaken hell out of me.

Peter.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN"

Brian is the funniest, as his comments are always the realist comments that put the entire show's funny into perspective.

"I'll have what he's having."

<3 Brian.

Meg.

No, i don't think she is the funniest, but I love how other characters reat her, and what kind of situations she gets in.

You shall rue this day...

Well, START RUEING!

Stewie all the way.

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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
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  do a dude}

STEWIE....then brian, then peter

Stewie and Brian really are almost inseperable. But then again, Brian sometimes does well with Peter.

Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

-I love that one.

Homer

As great as Stewie and Peter are, Brian is just greater.

Bender.

Pea... Tear....... Griffon

Aww crap!

Peter??? Why even make that an option

Stewie Quotes (cuz he's the man...baby...erm...yeah)

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my *****.

.........................................

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

.......................................

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

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Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.

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Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?

..........................................

Chris: Here Stewie, have a fig newton.
(Stewie eats the cookie.)
Stewie (while chewing): I say, I must use him for, OH GOD THERE'S AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!

........................................

Stewie: Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he's dead.





ok ok ok im stopping he just rox

[QUOTE=Unknown User]Peter??? Why even make that an option[/QUOTE]

Because Peter named his boat the S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together.

My vote goes to Brian.

Lando Griffin.

>.>

Peter is not getting nearly enough respect here.

Stewie.

Stewie is probably the funniest character on TV as of now.

"Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says "ooooooo""

"Peter, those a cheerios"

Something about that quote I love. lol

But seriously Stewie FTW.

Didja see that commin'? Didja? Nooo, you didn't! Why? Because I set it up that way!

Wow... I'm almost as retarded as peter when I'm dead tired. (Is it me, or does that actually sound like something peter would say, or actually did say in an episode?)

[Edit]
Another of my favorite quotes (or at least a rough estimate):

"What's your name?"
[Peter looks at a pea]
"Pea"
[Peter looks a woman crying][
"Tear"
[A griffin flies in the room]
"Griffin"

"Yeah, Pea-tear Griffin. Peter Griffin! [Pause] Crap"
[/edit]

I generally supercede Peter in the realm of retardedness when I'm tired.