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Wow... just when I thought I escaped Chuck Norris from the net...
2006-02-11, 6:26 PM #1
... I hear some guys working in the local super market making Chuck Norris jokes! WILL I EVER ESCAPE THIS TORMENT???? All they talk about in GW's random arena channels is Chuck Norris and now I'm hearing his name spoken in super markets! I can't escape him from my real life either now??? WHERE IS THIS WORLD GOING TO??? MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-02-11, 6:27 PM #2
I just played the Riddick game and I now think that Vin Diesel >>> Chuck Norris. He's just such a badass.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-11, 6:36 PM #3
I'm really sick of people suddenely being obsessed with Chuck Norris.

I go to school now and everyone is like "CHUCK NORRIS OMG HE COULD ROUNDHOUSE KICK EVERYONE AND THEY WOULD BOW DOWN TO HIM". While Chuck Norris is awesome, all the kids at my school suddenely think they are cool for "discovering" him or something.
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2006-02-11, 6:38 PM #4
/me destroys the world
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-02-11, 6:39 PM #5
Originally posted by Zell:
I just played the Riddick game and I now think that Vin Diesel >>> Chuck Norris. He's just such a badass.

Agreed.
2006-02-11, 6:40 PM #6
This thread deserves a roundhouse kick.
2006-02-11, 6:41 PM #7
Harrison Bergeron takes his coffee two cream, one sugar, three dynamite.

-Bill Brasky's penis has a toenail at the end of it.
2006-02-11, 6:41 PM #8
Two of my teachers put the website up on a projector and all class read them...
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-11, 6:47 PM #9
Screw roundhouse kicks, vin will bust your s*** up with his bare fists and then break your neck.

Roundhouse kicks are lame, vin improvises. :)
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-11, 6:49 PM #10
Vin Diesel's a pansy compared the Chuck Norris.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-11, 6:52 PM #11
And down from the heavens descended

CHUCK NORRIS [/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B]
2006-02-11, 6:52 PM #12
Originally posted by SavageX378:
... I hear some guys working in the local super market making Chuck Norris jokes! WILL I EVER ESCAPE THIS TORMENT???? All they talk about in GW's random arena channels is Chuck Norris and now I'm hearing his name spoken in super markets! I can't escape him from my real life either now??? WHERE IS THIS WORLD GOING TO??? MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!



thats what i am thinking about a week ago and now. i see his name everywhere and its literally ticking me off in some weird way
Matt
2006-02-11, 6:55 PM #13
You have to admit, he's unstoppable. I watched an episode of Walker the other week, and he literally stopped a bull from trampling this girl just by stepping between them and staring at it.
Clarinetists, unite!

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(a work in progress)
2006-02-11, 6:56 PM #14
Chuck Norris is in the closet.
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2006-02-11, 6:56 PM #15
Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick that could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Jeanie
Robocop, Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan
All came outta nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked chuck Norris in his cowboy ***.

-Sorry.
2006-02-11, 6:57 PM #16
Originally posted by Ruthven:
Chuck Norris is in the closet.


sorry i wasnt being clear, i meant he's ghey.
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2006-02-11, 6:58 PM #17
Why is it that every one else takes up on old geek fads? Could it be that the tables have turned?
2006-02-11, 6:58 PM #18
Haven't you seen this phenomenon before? If something gets really popular on the internet, just when everyone who uses the internet is completely sick of it, it will filter its way into the email and instant messenger windows of the rest of the world, and then THEY won't shut up about it for weeks.

's how it works, people. :p
2006-02-11, 7:24 PM #19
All the Chuck Norris jokes are just Vin Diesel jokes rehashed.

Anyone who goes "OMG CHUCK NORRIS > * WTF" is just a tool. It was funny a year ago...the funny has since worn off.
D E A T H
2006-02-11, 7:24 PM #20
Next time someone mentions how awesome they think Vin, Chuck, or Bruce L. is, I'm gonna have to choke a *****.
2006-02-11, 7:50 PM #21
Woah, woah, woah, Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee is *literally* kick ***.
I mean, he *literally* kicks your ***.

-So, no Bruce, Chuch, or Vin? what about Bergeron? What about Brasky? What about... Nailface?
2006-02-11, 8:13 PM #22
I don't think I heard Bruce Lee jokes much.

But I agree, Chuck Norris jokes need to die now.
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2006-02-11, 8:31 PM #23
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
Woah, woah, woah, Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee is *literally* kick ***.
I mean, he *literally* kicks your ***.

-So, no Bruce, Chuch, or Vin? what about Bergeron? What about Brasky? What about... Nailface?


Bruce Lee can DIE.



.....uh....nevermind.
2006-02-11, 8:35 PM #24
chuck norris doesn't know what the ****
2006-02-11, 9:09 PM #25
Too bad most people simply recite the jokes but haven't seen Chuck Norris in his TV stint or his lame movies.
2006-02-11, 9:11 PM #26
Sam Fisher is cooler than all of them. You don't live. He just isn't killing you.
2006-02-11, 9:35 PM #27
Chuck was my hero when I was real little before everything got REAL crappy. So I trump all you all. So was Bruce Lee, Chesty Puller, and Jesus.

Tools.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-02-11, 9:42 PM #28
Originally posted by Zell:
I just played the Riddick game and I now think that Vin Diesel >>> Chuck Norris. He's just such a badass.


Chuck Norris doesn't need to talk to himself to feel bad ***.
2006-02-11, 9:58 PM #29
Originally posted by Echoman:
I don't think I heard Bruce Lee jokes much.

But I agree, Chuck Norris jokes need to die now.


How does Bruce Lee like his meat?

RRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

...and what does he like to drink with that?

WWWWAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

...and what does he think of mean people?

AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-02-11, 10:15 PM #30
http://cnb.ytmnd.com/

I think that settles it all.

http://headshothbk.ytmnd.com/ <--hbk wins.
D E A T H
2006-02-11, 10:30 PM #31
Wrong, both are just Bill Brasky jokes rehashed. Learn to research.

Chuck Norris wins anyways.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]All the Chuck Norris jokes are just Vin Diesel jokes rehashed.

Anyone who goes "OMG CHUCK NORRIS > * WTF" is just a tool. It was funny a year ago...the funny has since worn off.[/QUOTE]
2006-02-11, 10:31 PM #32
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Wrong, both are just Bill Brasky jokes rehashed. Learn to research.

Chuck Norris wins anyways.

No actually, there were a LOT of vin diesel ones that were original. They started off as a rehash of the Brasky ones, then took on a life of their own. Trust me, I was around when the fad started and me and my friends were making up brasky jokes even when I first saw the site.
D E A T H
2006-02-11, 10:35 PM #33
Touche
2006-02-11, 10:38 PM #34
No.
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D E A T H
2006-02-11, 10:38 PM #35
Similarly the Chuck ones are specifically tailored to Chuck. Mostly about the beard and the roundhouses.
Brasky's not even the first. Before that, Harrison Bergeron. Before that, Paul Bunyan and all those dudes.

-Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
2006-02-11, 10:42 PM #36
Has anyone seen Lone Wolf Mcquade? ITs the funniest movie ive ever seen. nearly. and its a serious chuck norris film.
Take that there and put it in here
2006-02-11, 10:48 PM #37
New Rule: Posts about Chuck Norris may now be closed on sight if any admin feels like it or whatever.

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