I'm no nimble fingers. For me, slipping a ring on her finger undetected is like skating naked in a public arena and hoping not to be seen.

This is like, awesome, I totally hi-jacked an awesome ctrl-alt-del thread.

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Just do it. If you two really are meant to be together she won't care how you do it, it'll still be the most special day of her life.

It's not too common for a Massassian to have a girlfriend, let alone propose to one. :p

Be sure to keep us updated..

I thought that was the first time we had sex.

hide it in your *** then go for the "cavity search fantasy"

Why not put it round her finger while she's asleep?

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Put the ring in a fortune cookie and take her out for chinese. That, or instead of ring, put in a paper fortune that says "will you marry me," and pocket the ring till she opens it.
(like mickey blue eyes)

Put it on her desktop while she's sleeping "will you marry me," so when she boots up her computer you can slowly come up behind her and get on the knee so when she turns around she'll be surprised.

Show up at her job with flowers, drop them off and say "happy valentines day, but I have to go for now!"
Then after, say, 10 minutes, have the staff or someone call her to a back room, where you'll be waiting with some friends or her staff or something, and when she comes in she'll be like "eh?" and you can ask.

Do a school play with her and ask her at the end when you're doing the credits. I saw that at a college play I had to attend for my theatre class.
That's be BIG... but alot of work to learn how to act. ok so don't do this one.

Put yourself in a giant cardboard box, leave it at her doorstep when she's coming home, have it say somelike like "Open immediately." then pop out of the box with a ring when she gets there.

Drive north for a while until you've left civilization behind (shouldn't be too hard to do; you're in Quebec after all), then cut down trees to make kilometer-high letters that say "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

Then e-mail her a .kml file and wait.

that would be way cooler if a guy did that in real life

I'm proposing tomorrow just cause of this thread. 5 months is long enough, right?

Oooh, boy! I'm proposing to the girl I have a crush on who doesn't even know it yet! In 10th grade! Yeah!

As a girl the best ideas in my opinion are the 11 rose one and the arcade one (it'd be better if she finds nerds cute/awesome like me)

There were some other good ones, but those're the ones that stick out to me.

If she likes board games, that could be a good way to work it in. ie, if she likes monopoly, ask her to play it with you, and replace all of the chance cards with "will you marry me". That would own.

These are all pretty dang complex.

Alphabet soup dinner. Hope she reads before stirring.

best idea yet! Only I think you should have them sent throughout the day and then set up your house all romantic like and set up a dinner for you two and give her the rose with the ring there. Then again I just like food. "What? free dinner? sure I'll marry you!"

Wear it around yourself and when she asks about it just say "Oh **** this is for you!"

Am I a stud, or what?

It's harder than it sounds.

Just stay up all night. Wait until she wakes up. Be waiting at the side of the bed on one knee.

I dont know how to say this man. I'm just sorry

I told her about the massassi forums, and how you post on them. She already knows your plans now.

Screw this kneeling thing.

Ohhh you better be lying BC that would suck.

Last idea:
Leave the ring on the table with a note attacked "will you marry me?" with checkboxes (yes, no, maybe)

Too impersonal, imho

Rearrange the letters on her keyboard

WIL U
MAREY /|\3?

Very difficult, yes.

Wouldn't work very well because /|\ would look more like [/] [|] [\] spread out over three keys.

okay, again I came to this thread way too late (and I've already seen the Jepmarriage thread) but in case anyone hadn't seen it, the next comic just cracked me up

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060215

that last line...hahaha