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**** Valentine's Day

2006-02-13, 10:35 AM #1

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Yeah, so...

2006-02-13, 10:37 AM #2

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Who cares about Valentines day anyway? I don't even care enough to feel sorry for myself.

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2006-02-13, 10:42 AM #3

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

[http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4400/safesex9cz.gif]

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D E A T H

2006-02-13, 10:51 AM #4

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Why does everyone make a big deal about valentine's day? If you have a girlfriend or wife or something, you celebrate it, if you don't...it's just another day.

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2006-02-13, 10:53 AM #5

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

This is a conversation I held with my girl a few days ago:

Girl: "What are we going to do for Valentines day?"

Me: "......."

Girl: "Are we going to do anything?"

"Uh..."

Girl: "Well, it's Valentine's day!"

Me: "Ok..., hmm..."

Girl: "I think Valentine's day is stupid, though. All the dumb flowers and cards. Let's just stay at your house and watch TV or something. I don't like Valentine's day, it's silly."

Me: "

2006-02-13, 11:02 AM #6

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I'm going to spend half that day naked.

I WONDER WHY.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-13, 11:06 AM #7

Matterialize

Registered User

Posts: 793

Originally posted by Jepman:

I'm going to spend half that day naked.

I WONDER WHY.

Long as nobody minds, I want one day of the week to have the entire house to myself. I'd just walk around in the nude. Not doing anything in particular, but just carrying on with my normal day.

Ooops! Sorry everyone, just thinking out loud.

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

2006-02-13, 11:18 AM #8

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

You exibitionist in hiding, you!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-13, 11:18 AM #9

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I'm gonna celebrate V day by download even more pron.

Code:

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elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-13, 11:19 AM #10

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Amen!

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2006-02-13, 11:20 AM #11

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Alexis Amore is your friend.

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2006-02-13, 11:23 AM #12

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

http://hvday.ytmnd.com
http://lonelypeople.ytmnd.com/

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-13, 11:49 AM #13

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

I'm cooking a three course meal:

Bruchetta
Slow roasted lamb with baby veg, maris piper potatoes, and biiig roast mushrooms
Gooey syrup pudding.

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Oh, and pink fizzy wine.

2006-02-13, 12:02 PM #14

Noble Outlaw

Well-mannered criminal.

Posts: 2,296

"Valentine's Day... is a day created by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."

Don't believe the feeling like crap part, especially sicne i'm hoping to make something of this V day, but the quote is great, anyway :p

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2006-02-13, 12:12 PM #15

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Originally posted by Jepman:

Alexis Amore is your friend.

I met her. She's good-looking.

2006-02-13, 12:14 PM #16

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Originally posted by Martyn:

I'm cooking a three course meal:

Bruchetta
Slow roasted lamb with baby veg, maris piper potatoes, and biiig roast mushrooms
Gooey syrup pudding.

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Oh, and pink fizzy wine.

That's kinda sad if there's no one to do it with. :p

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2006-02-13, 12:21 PM #17

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Ah yes, I have a big day planned for the 14th.

In the morning, I'm going to a tutorial for my electricity and magnetism class, and we're having a quiz. Then, I'll be heading to my next class, which is "Engineering and Ethics." Though if I feel particularily wild, I might skip that one. Then I have the rest of the day off, so I'm going to relax, maybe watch a movie or two, play some GTA:SA, surf the web, download some porn...

It's gonna be great.

Stuff

2006-02-13, 12:22 PM #18

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

I am going to feast in honor of Saint Valentine

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2006-02-13, 12:26 PM #19

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Originally posted by Wolfy:

That's kinda sad if there's no one to do it with. :p

Well, if for some crazy reason Izzy runs a mile between now and me getting home from work tomorrow, I'll damn well eat the lot out of spite - even if it makes me sick!

2006-02-13, 12:31 PM #20

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

rah

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2006-02-13, 12:48 PM #21

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Originally posted by kyle90:

I've got a Mechanics test

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2006-02-13, 1:01 PM #22

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Originally posted by Martyn:

I'm cooking a three course meal:

Bruchetta
Slow roasted lamb with baby veg, maris piper potatoes, and biiig roast mushrooms
Gooey syrup pudding.

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Oh, and pink fizzy wine.

White zin is for f#@ing idiots.. No amount of sex is worth white zin.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-02-13, 1:54 PM #23

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

This thread reminds me of the last episode of "The Office". Pam is mad because her fiance' didn't get her anything all day on Valentine's, while this 300 pound woman got a whole garden of roses. Her fiance' shows up and detects she's upset.

Pam: "I didn't get anything while Linda gets a whole garden on her desk."

Idiot fiance' : "Hey, Valentine's Day isn't over."

Pam: "What do you mean?"

Idiot fiance' : "When we get home, you're going to get the best sex of your life!"

[Pam looks at camera with a blank, sick stare.]

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2006-02-13, 2:01 PM #24

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

I celebrate the 14th of February as Singles Awareness Day.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-02-13, 2:03 PM #25

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Chewbubba:

Haha! I love that show. That episode was pretty good, but what I was hoping for to happen...didn't.

Damn you Jim.

D E A T H

2006-02-13, 2:08 PM #26

Corporal G

Gee_4ce

Posts: 908

I got dumped right after the day last year... and my mate got dumped ON the day, and then his nan died... and this year it looks like me and my girl are pretty much finished - we're not meeting up tomorrow.

So yeah, **** Valentine's Day... and Valentine wasn't even real anyway.

A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2006-02-13, 2:08 PM #27

Corporal G

Gee_4ce

Posts: 908

[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]I celebrate the 14th of February as Singles Awareness Day.[/QUOTE]

14th February is also National Impotence Day in the UK...

...go figure.

A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2006-02-13, 2:41 PM #28

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

I will be drinking on V-Day. No real reason cause I've been drinking every tuesday for the last month or so.

2006-02-13, 2:57 PM #29

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

So on a tangent note, I just got thinking of how a typical icon of Valentine's Day is a heart pierced with an arrow. Well love can still hurt, but I thought this icon could use a little updating for our times. Somehow I think it's a little less romantic, though :p

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2006-02-13, 3:01 PM #30

genk

doot!

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2006-02-13, 3:38 PM #31

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

I will be playing with little toy tanks for Valentine's Day, and laughing at all the losers that wish they were having as much fun.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2006-02-13, 3:47 PM #32

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

I guess I'll be filing a police report, because someone wanged my car and took off today, apparently during lunch. So I'll be filing report tomorrow since I'll have to do it in the town that it happened.

Nothing says "I love you" like a hit and run claim.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-13, 3:49 PM #33

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:

Wanged your car? I hope that isn't what it sounds like... if it is, burn the car.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-02-13, 3:54 PM #34

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

You have to think to or three levels out to see what I mean.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-13, 5:10 PM #35

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:

Your Mustang? :confused:

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-13, 5:20 PM #36

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

I will have sex. I hope.

幻術

2006-02-13, 5:30 PM #37

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

Why does everyone make a big deal about valentine's day? If you have a girlfriend or wife or something, you celebrate it, if you don't...it's just another day.

Exchange of chocolate?

<3 chocolate
ahhhghghghg

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2006-02-13, 5:37 PM #38

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Originally posted by Space_Bandit:

Your Mustang? :confused:

Yes.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-13, 7:16 PM #39

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Man I'm sorry Dogsrool

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-13, 7:22 PM #40

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Proof that Valentine's day brings heartache.

Actually, it's nothing serious, but enough to piss me off.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music