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2006-02-13, 5:45 PM #1

kyle90

Laser Lover

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When you're at 30,000 feet, the worst thing imaginable... is a bunch of poisonous SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Stuff

2006-02-13, 5:46 PM #2

Petmc.

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haahaha, kyle made a funny :p

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2006-02-13, 5:47 PM #3

Zell

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yaayyy

DO NOT WANT.

2006-02-13, 5:48 PM #4

tofu

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Originally posted by kyle90:

When you're at 30,000 feet, the worst thing imaginable... is a bunch of poisonous SNAKES ON A PLANE.

I read the thread title and instictively knew it was Snakes on a Plane. Creepy.

2006-02-13, 5:50 PM #5

stinkey diver

Not holy, just stinky

Posts: 446

hah. i hope it has chevey chase in it.

Take that there and put it in here

2006-02-13, 5:59 PM #6

Roach

Registered User

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Yeah, they've had the cast announced for awhile now, so you have no one but yourself to blame for being disappointed in the lack of Mr. Chase...

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2006-02-13, 6:27 PM #7

stinkey diver

Not holy, just stinky

Posts: 446

whos in it then

Take that there and put it in here

2006-02-13, 6:29 PM #8

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

SAMUEL L JACKSON MUTHATRUCKa.

Other than that I do not know nor care.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-02-13, 6:29 PM #9

kyle90

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Posts: 8,450

I think that one black Jedi from star wars is in it.

Stuff

2006-02-13, 6:31 PM #10

stinkey diver

Not holy, just stinky

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I've never seen samual jackson in a comedy.

Take that there and put it in here

2006-02-13, 6:37 PM #11

Yecti

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... It's not supposed to be a comedy

THIS IS A SERIOUS MUTHAF***N MOVIE B******!!

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2006-02-13, 6:53 PM #12

ECHOMAN

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Posts: 17,215

Will there be snacks on the plane?

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2006-02-13, 6:54 PM #13

saberopus

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Posts: 12,306

yes, multiple snacks.

2006-02-13, 6:54 PM #14

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Maybe they're miniature snakes, and there's snakes in the snacks on the plane.

Snakes in the snacks on the plane.
Snakes in the snacks on the plane.
Snakes in the snacks on the plane.

Stuff

2006-02-13, 6:54 PM #15

drizzt2k2

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Snakes on a plane.................

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2006-02-13, 6:55 PM #16

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by saberopus:

yes, multiple snacks.

How about shakes?

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2006-02-13, 6:56 PM #17

kyle90

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Shake the snacks, because there's snakes in the snacks. Snakes in the snacks; you've gotta shake the snacks. Shake the snacks, shake, shake the snacks, shake the snacks with the snakes on the plane.

Stuff

2006-02-13, 7:07 PM #18

SAJN

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That's my new homepage.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-13, 7:12 PM #19

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

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[http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/08/004_l2.jpg]

Kenan Thompson is in it. Must be a blockbuster.

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2006-02-13, 7:15 PM #20

Space_Bandit

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[QUOTE=stinkey diver]I've never seen samual jackson in a comedy.[/QUOTE]

Sure you have.

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2006-02-13, 7:17 PM #21

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

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Originally posted by Space_Bandit:

Sure you have.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-02-13, 7:31 PM #22

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by KnightRider2000:

Kenan Thompson is in it. Must be a blockbuster.

So wait, that's how the snakes attack?

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2006-02-13, 7:42 PM #23

SAJN

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[http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/006_l.jpg]

Guy: I got a snake for ya. *looks down*
Sam: Mutha F***a'!

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-13, 7:44 PM #24

Schming

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I can't wait.

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2006-02-13, 7:47 PM #25

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

More like

[http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7986/snakesonaplane7bf.jpg]

Stuff

2006-02-13, 7:57 PM #26

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

I sense plot twist.

Attachment: 10407/snakesmyass.jpg (53,113 bytes)

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2006-02-13, 8:23 PM #27

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

C'mon trailor!

2006-02-13, 8:24 PM #28

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

Samuel L Jackson was in this little-seen comedy (not bad, very slapstick)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107659/

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2006-02-13, 8:31 PM #29

Gebohq

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I'm just trying to figure out if the sequel will be something along the lines of "Snakes on a _(some other vehicle)_" or if it'll be "_(some other animals)_ on a Plane"...

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2006-02-13, 8:46 PM #30

kyle90

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Posts: 8,450

Oh crap, not the sequel thing again.

Stuff

2006-02-13, 8:50 PM #31

Jarl

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Planes on Snakes!

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2006-02-13, 8:52 PM #32

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Originally posted by kyle90:

Maybe they're miniature snakes, and there's snakes in the snacks on the plane.

Snakes in the snacks on the plane.
Snakes in the snacks on the plane.
Snakes in the snacks on the plane.

Snacks in the snakes on the plane!

2006-02-13, 8:55 PM #33

kyle90

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Posts: 8,450

Plain snacks.

Plain snacks in the snakes on the plane.

Plain snacks with plain shakes in the snakes on the plane.

The plane shakes the plain snacks in plain snakes on a plane.

Stuff

2006-02-14, 8:59 AM #34

SMOCK!

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Too bad they don't serve steaks on planes.
Snakes like steaks.

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2006-02-14, 9:04 AM #35

Steven

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I do not like Snakes on a Plane
I do not like Snakes on a Train
I do not like Snakes in the Air
I do not like Snakes in a Chair
I do no t like Snakes on Plane, I do not like them, mutha****a

2006-02-14, 9:11 AM #36

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I do not like snakes by my feet
I do not like snakes on my seat
I do not like snakes in the overhead compartments
I do not like snakes in... err... my apartment?
I do not like them, Sam[uel L. Jackson] I Am.

I like this idea. Let's keep it going.

Stuff

2006-02-14, 9:15 AM #37

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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**** YES

2006-02-14, 10:26 AM #38

Cool Matty

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

I'm just trying to figure out if the sequel will be something along the lines of "Snakes on a _(some other vehicle)_" or if it'll be "_(some other animals)_ on a Plane"...

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2006-02-14, 2:18 PM #39

Space_Bandit

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[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort] [http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/006_l.jpg]

Guy: I got a snake for ya. *looks down*
Sam: Mutha F***a'![/QUOTE]

How do you get a stungun on a plane? :confused:

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-14, 2:23 PM #40

Whelly

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Posts: 1,081

I get the feeling this movie is going to suck. The only thing going for it is the title, and even then, it's not funny anymore after a page and a half on Massassi.

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