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The Most Important Massassi Poll to date!

2006-02-14, 1:19 PM #1

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Which Massassian fiancee is better? Jepwife or Briwife?

And for proper comparison:

[http://www.massassi.com/etc/aleen.jpg]

^^^ Briwife ^^^

\/\/\/ Jepwife \/\/\/

Attachment: 10412/jess.jpg (128,339 bytes)

2006-02-14, 1:19 PM #2

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

We need pics first! :p

woot!

2006-02-14, 1:20 PM #3

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by JLee:

There's no poll. :confused:

QUIT SITTIN ON THE THREAD LISTING AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM, GAH!

*me explodes*

2006-02-14, 1:20 PM #4

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Ok, we're gonna need pics and measurements before we can give an accurate answer.

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2006-02-14, 1:20 PM #5

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

[QUOTE=Cool Matty]QUIT SITTIN ON THE THREAD LISTING AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM, GAH!

*me explodes*[/QUOTE]

LOL - I actually went from another forum to here, and that happened to be the thread I clicked first. Meh.

Four replies in a minute - going to set a record here, maybe? :p

woot!

2006-02-14, 1:21 PM #6

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

There's a picture of Briwife in Brian's thread.
Jess is the in camwhore thread somewhere.

nope.

2006-02-14, 1:23 PM #7

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

jepwife ftw

"NAILFACE" - spe

2006-02-14, 1:25 PM #8

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Ok, I did 2 minutes of searching.

Jepwife!
Briwife!

nope.

2006-02-14, 1:28 PM #9

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Ok, I did 2 minutes of searching.

Jepwife!
Briwife!

Already beat you to it :p

2006-02-14, 1:28 PM #10

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

50/50 so far - sounds good to me.

woot!

2006-02-14, 1:28 PM #11

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Post time and edit times say different. Your move Sherlock.

nope.

2006-02-14, 1:30 PM #12

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Post time and edit times say different. Your move Sherlock.

My images = Not linked :p

2006-02-14, 1:31 PM #13

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

OH Gosh. You guys are ****ing insane. I love you guys.

<3

lol.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-14, 1:32 PM #14

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I'm going to have to go with briwife. (sorry jep!)

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2006-02-14, 1:33 PM #15

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Excuse me, but I see no option for both.

Er.... *clears throat* :em321:

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2006-02-14, 1:36 PM #16

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Briwife = Asian
Insta-win

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2006-02-14, 1:38 PM #17

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

This poll should have been public, so I knew who to keep Jess away from! :p

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-14, 1:38 PM #18

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

You need to stop having mansecks with Ruthven.

nope.

2006-02-14, 1:39 PM #19

Centrist

TIMELINE! OMG I'm so witty

Posts: 293

Had to go with jepwife, but it's close. Would've been a little harsh if either had a clear victory.

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2006-02-14, 1:40 PM #20

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

I like them both.

Not that way.

Maybe a lit-*dies*

2006-02-14, 1:44 PM #21

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Martyn needs to propose to Izzy, and Skimpy needs to show us his woman so we can have more polls.

[:D]

2006-02-14, 1:59 PM #22

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Originally posted by Jepman:

This poll should have been public, so I knew who to keep Jess away from! :p

Quebecois women > *

2006-02-14, 2:01 PM #23

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i'll take em both.

Briwife = asianee + cute

Jepwifee = major breastage!!!!!

way to whore up other peoples gfs.

( i like it)

Code:

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elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
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2006-02-14, 2:04 PM #24

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

Originally posted by Shintock:

Quebecois women > *

again, we win.

"NAILFACE" - spe

2006-02-14, 2:18 PM #25

Brian

Administrator

Posts: 7,886

This thread is so wrong.

ps I voted for mine! and all of you who didn't, BANNED!

2006-02-14, 2:23 PM #26

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Originally posted by Brian:

This thread is so wrong.

ps I voted for mine! and all of you who didn't, BANNED!

Uhhh... Briwife FTW!

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2006-02-14, 2:30 PM #27

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Glad I voted for Briwife.

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2006-02-14, 2:35 PM #28

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by Brian:

ps I voted for mine! and all of you who didn't, BANNED!

*Runs*

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-14, 2:37 PM #29

Primate

Spoke too soon.

Posts: 830

Briwife FTW. And not just because of the threat of banning either! Really!

2006-02-14, 2:39 PM #30

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Brian, now thats not fair game! I can't ban.

Then again... I still have a copy of that Massassi Map. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-14, 2:40 PM #31

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Brian:

This thread is so wrong.

ps I voted for mine! and all of you who didn't, BANNED!

Guess I'm here for the duration, then. :p

though I did vote to even the field..*hides*

woot!

2006-02-14, 2:44 PM #32

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Damnit, Jess is crying now! :mad:

Lol just kidding.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-14, 2:45 PM #33

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Jepman:

Damnit, Jess is crying now! :mad:

Lol just kidding.

*waits for Jepwife to register*

woot!

2006-02-14, 2:48 PM #34

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Can I pop out of the cake at the bachelor/ette party?

>.>

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2006-02-14, 2:48 PM #35

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

CM, you forgot to put Siliwife on there. (as in SiliconCowboy)

D E A T H

2006-02-14, 3:30 PM #36

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

Posts: 3,897

Wow, pretty much 50/50

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2006-02-14, 3:46 PM #37

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Well I don't think Briwife's picture really does her justice, but I ended up voting for Jepwife instead.

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2006-02-14, 3:56 PM #38

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

BRIWIFE

2006-02-14, 3:57 PM #39

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I will consume them both and then secrete Homiwife!

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2006-02-14, 3:58 PM #40

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by mscbuck:

Wow, pretty much 50/50

I swear I havent been touching the poll.

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