Catsby welcomes Jagged Consience as a friend.

Catsby is confused by gothicX.

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Catsby has no use for a signature.

Answer me already. Is Robert Catesby your hero?

Catsby denies that his hero is Robert Catesby and says he does not promote plotting to kill kings.

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Catsby has no use for a signature.

I speak in the third person all the time, but that happens to be as a narrator, like this:

The Noble Outlaw slinks around outskirts of the crowd surrounding this newcomer. Finally, he sees his entrace, a slight parting in the crowd. He rushes forward, and manages to get to Catsby beofre the path closes up.

Noble Outlaw: Hi

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

Hi and welcome.
Be prepared to take a lot of flak for talking like that.
I've been in a lot of forums (like most here I guess) and everytime I've seen someone talk like that everybody immediately jumps on them and starts cramming flames up their butt.
Nice meeting you though...

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I AM NOT SKOOJ!!!

I think it's interesting and funny at times for a person to speak in third person. It reminds me of those Karl Malone impression by Jimmy Kimmel.

Cloud welcomes Gatsby to Massassi.

Thrawnnumbarz hopes Catsby gets hit by a big aeroplane! Just kidding. He only hopes for a medium-sized aeroplane. Perhaps a C-5.



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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

You have been welcomed by The Kid.

Welcome, The Kid.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

And again, by the looks of things.

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Welcome to Geebix v3.2.
Geebix (c) GBK 2003. All rights reserved.
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LOGIN: ROOT
PASSW: REINDEERFLOTILLA

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Welcome to MassNet, the home of soul extraction and storage.

If you have any problems, drop SN a line at 22:39:13:37:357001001.

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//MA: -cmd cd SHQ
//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run extrac64.ex*

extrac64.ex* renamed to extrac64.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd extract

Extraction utility loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd soul ~THE_KID
Extracting...
Extraction Complete.
New soul created at #19.118.32.54:102154987

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run store128.ex*

store128.ex* renamed to store128.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/store128: -cmd move #19.118.32.54:102154987 to //MA/-STO/32771

Copying file...
File copied.
Renaming #19.118.32.54:102154987 to #19.118.32.54:1021OLD
Deleting #19.118.32.54:1021OLD.

//MA/-SHQ/store128.exe: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd cd //MA

//MA: logout

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Thank you for using Geebix v3.2. You may now shut down the terminal.

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Violets are blue, roses are red, living like this we were already dead.

JJ says hi. Now, be off before the purple tentacle attacks you! Oh, and the Edison boy is looking for you, he's upset that you microwaved his hamster.

Cookie to whoever figures out what that's from!

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Guess what? Yep, that's right. No, no, really, it's right. Think it's wrong? You're right, it's wrong. Know why? 'Cause it is

Catsby tells Thrawn42689 that he will only be hit by a small, preferably paper, aeroplane.

Catsby thinks that gothicX is starting to make sense. Catsby sees that gothicX is trying to say something one post at a time. Catsby believes gothicX is trying to say that "Pie actually was a"

Tony still confuses Catsby. Catsby asks Tony if he is a computer program.


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Catsby has no use for a signature.

-- GREETINGS CATSBY. WELCOME TO THE MASSASSI TEMPLE. ENJOY YOUR STAY. --

Heya dude! I'm sure you'll like it here, we're a lively bunch of sexually deprived nerds, so you will fit in fine! (No girls like a person in third person anyway.)

Perhaps, you, like the rest, will come to know me soon, and as a very strange person. Oh, and if I begin to scare you, it's ok. I speak in riddles often, but they are harmless.

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Titan A.E.

Oh, by the way, Catsby, how was the exuberance?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

Catsby thinks you have him confused with his friend Twisp.



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Catsby has no use for a signature.

Yeah, what was with Twisp being the cat and Catsby being the demonish thing? According to Twisp the exuberance was insubstantial...

And you can't say anything about this post because it's not for critics!

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

wait.. catsby is the deamon? whoops. sorry for the confusion.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

Bump, AND FOR NO REASON! BWAHAHAHAH! MUAHAHAH! LOLZORZ!!!11one1!oneone

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Titan A.E.

If nothing else posting in the third person gets people posting on your threads.

Though whoever thinks it's cute, funny or, God help them, original, is really walking that fine line between "annoyingly unfunny" and "intentionally irritating".

hello.


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What once was...

Prince Xizor personally thinks this the best da** hello! thread ever created. Oh and btw we own your soul now. Dont know if anyone had let that slip but in case they didnt, I did.

Anyway, Welcome aboard.

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Weird Shi** Happens.
Light And Darkness

The Rock thinks you need to take your Jabroni *** all the way back to Jabroni land.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

Stop generalizing, *****.

xP



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Sigs are for n00bs.

[1337 FRNDS_Pommy | 3.14 of 14 | » And-GTx2]
Half-Life 2 Central - your definitive source for everything HL2!

The Kid finds great humor in (and enjoys reading) posts originated by the man known as Catsby.

Howdy.

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Am I the only one that already doesn't like Catsby?

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

No. gbk doesnt not like Catsby either. gbk finds hisI CANT KEEP TALKING LIKE THIS! Its just so stupid! GAH!!!!

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

I'm having mixed feelings. I don't hate him quite yet, but I got the impression he was going to stop after the first few posts...

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

MechWarrior agrees.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Huh? What? I was too busy admiring your *** . Again. (not gay) <3

Meanwhile, Catsby needs to stop the 3rd person bull**** and just speak like a normal human being. If he doesn't, birdo shall kick his *** .



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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.

Ha ha, the egg monster from Mario 2.

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Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

-Correction

My name was pretty cool in 2001, just as yours was in 1999.

[This message has been edited by Dark Templar (edited June 09, 2004).]

Don't be so mean to Catsby, he may not be the most original person ever but at least he edits JK. So Catsby, made any levels or are you a modman?

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

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