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Brian and Jep, you better not be like this dad

2006-02-14, 6:37 PM #1

mscbuck

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This dad is so cruel. However, I am a cruel person, and I most definitley would do this to a small child. I'm sure this is old as hell, but it's still funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13.youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

[edit- link fixed to a sfw site]

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2006-02-14, 6:41 PM #2

Nubs

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2006-02-14, 6:41 PM #3

Jessgirl

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Oh my.

And Jep just fell over laughing on the ground.

*kicks him*

Jessgirl.

<3 Jep

2006-02-14, 6:43 PM #4

DogSRoOL

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ROFL! I laugh because I got the s*** scared out of me by that same thing once. Or something similar.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-14, 6:43 PM #5

Patriot

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That was really funny. That kid was scared poopless.

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2006-02-14, 6:43 PM #6

Roach

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I'd disown my son if he turns out to be a pansy like that...

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-02-14, 6:43 PM #7

Ruthven

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Lmao

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-14, 6:44 PM #8

Dj Yoshi

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Haha. And Jepwife registers.

D E A T H

2006-02-14, 6:45 PM #9

genk

doot!

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ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaaa
*tear*

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2006-02-14, 6:47 PM #10

Shintock

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Originally posted by Roach:

I'd disown my son if he turns out to be a pansy like that...

2006-02-14, 6:49 PM #11

Ruthven

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forget pansy, i'll disown my son if he becomes that fat and/or ugly.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-14, 6:50 PM #12

Roach

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Yeah, it's alright, he'd probably stab his dad for his secret "vampyre" fantacies.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-02-14, 6:51 PM #13

Ruthven

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fantasies has an s.

And wha? Im not into that now, I'm 22, no longer a strange adolescent with wicker candles.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-14, 6:51 PM #14

Space_Bandit

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I laughed so hard! But, I kinda felt bad when he started crying, I mean, he looks only like he's 7 or something

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-14, 6:53 PM #15

Roach

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

fantasies has an s.

And wha? Im not into that now, I'm 22, no longer a strange adolescent with wicker candles.

Fine. How about killing you to devour your modelesque bone structure?

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-02-14, 6:57 PM #16

Avp2MattJa

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omg that is one panzy of a little kid.

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2006-02-14, 7:07 PM #17

SAJN

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Oh my god. Dad of the year.

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2006-02-14, 7:08 PM #18

Darkjedibob

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That's ****ing awesome :p

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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2006-02-14, 7:22 PM #19

ECHOMAN

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Hehe! That's awesome.

But what was he doing on the computer before "it" came up? A game of some sort?

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2006-02-14, 7:30 PM #20

Avenger

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Hahahaha, nice!

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2006-02-14, 7:33 PM #21

dalf

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Hahahahaaha!

Children these days are growing up to be wimps

I would have cried too

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2006-02-14, 7:42 PM #22

Chewbubba

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Yeah, that would have scared the crap out of me too.

Freakin' hilarious!

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2006-02-14, 7:43 PM #23

Delphian

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Damn, if I was 8 or however old that kid is, I'd cry me a river! That would be scary as hell for a little dude!

Either way, HAHAHAHAHAA!!! WUSS!!

2006-02-14, 11:59 PM #24

DesertPike

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I have now watched this a total of 4 times and hurt myself laughing everytime. is that wrong?

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2006-02-15, 12:11 AM #25

Darkjedibob

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It's at the expense of others, so no :p

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try: command not found
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2006-02-15, 1:33 AM #26

lassev

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It was a bloody funny video.

But damn that kid got scared badly. Totally terrorized.

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2006-02-15, 4:00 AM #27

Spork

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That's one way to stop your kids playing video games.

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2006-02-15, 4:06 AM #28

Jep

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17" CTR Monitor. 80$

Fat kid scared ****less and crying with a ja-haha sound. Priceless.

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2006-02-15, 5:22 AM #29

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

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Originally posted by Jepman:

17" CTR Monitor. 80$

Fat kid scared ****less and crying with a ja-haha sound. Priceless.

Oh, and thousands of $$$ for future therapy :p

fixed

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-15, 6:42 AM #30

Axis

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I saw that yesterday on spikedhumor.com. There's another video like that with two kids getting scared. Cookies to whoever posts it?
There is something terribly funny about scaring little kids like that.

2006-02-15, 7:03 AM #31

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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I heard this or very similar was on America's Funniest Home Videos a week or so back.

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2006-02-15, 7:05 AM #32

kyle90

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This is the game he was playing, if you're interested.

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2006-02-15, 7:09 AM #33

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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*clicks link*

Ja-ha

Ja-haha

Ja-haahaaaaa

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2006-02-15, 7:11 AM #34

Seb

what

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heh heh heh heh heh heh

that's so awesome

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2006-02-15, 10:30 AM #35

Sarn_Cadrill

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lol.. that freaked me out playing that game. and I was expecting it. *shudder*

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2006-02-15, 10:37 AM #36

LividDK

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I laughed and was subsequently labelled as a 'terrible person' by my family

...*giggle*...

2006-02-15, 10:38 AM #37

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

lol.. that freaked me out playing that game. and I was expecting it. *shudder*

Did you Ja-ha-ha too?

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2006-02-15, 10:38 AM #38

Michael MacFarlane

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Oh, wow. Worst ever.

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2006-02-15, 10:42 AM #39

NAS_Matyy

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First, the movie didn't work, than I played the game. And yeah, it's very good. I made it on the 3rd try... and it's kind of scary. If you are really ckeen to make it. Very good idea that game

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2006-02-15, 11:05 AM #40

A_Big_Fat_CoW

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How could someone possibly think that this is funny?

Moo.