Bacon is made of PEOPLE!!!

(or is it the other way 'round.....)

Why oh why do I see a butt in that picture.

I do like carrots.

lol?

Back bacon.

Carrots FTW!

For The Win.

Hmmmm, bacon and egg.

bacon, egg and spam

egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


(I was afraid I'd get banned if i posted it line after line...)

Comparing bacon to canadian bacon is like comparing bear meat to squirrel meat

(note: sorry to any redneck,cracker, or un-educated person/s that may have
been offended by the statement above. We understand you have to hunt bear
and squirrel in order to feed your families in your trailer homes. And for that, we respect your opinion of "food")

DAMN YOU! now i see a butt

So white people live in trailers now?

I can honestly say that I don't like bacon for no other reason than the taste.

And yes, most people I know think I'm weird.

Nah, you would only be weird if you drank the bacon grease :p

Is there something wrong with that?

Canadian bacon is HAM!

Bacon ftw

I want that sandwich.

DAMNIT!

That's what happens when you've been staring at a computer for 10-12 hours.

...Every day.