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Geburtstag!
2006-02-16, 1:31 PM #1
Well this is the first one of these I've done.

Happy Birthday to me! :D

[Commence traditional greetings and images now.]
nope.
2006-02-16, 1:34 PM #2
Happy Birthday. How old are you? We need to know so we know how many birthday stabbings to give you. :em321:

2006-02-16, 1:38 PM #3
I'm err.... 1/2.
nope.
2006-02-16, 1:53 PM #4
/puts a katana half way through Baconfish's chest.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-16, 1:56 PM #5
Such a violent lot. I stick with punches to the legs.

Happy birthday! As per custom, I will commence drinking a litre of brew in your honour (I really mean it!)
2006-02-16, 1:57 PM #6
*me pulls one half his p<genki>s out*

You can run, but you can't hide, Birthday Boy.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-16, 3:39 PM #7
...I can't wait to see what you do for your kid's birthday.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-02-16, 3:42 PM #8
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Well this is the first one of these I've done.

Happy Birthday to me! :D

[Commence traditional greetings and images now.]


Sagen auf Deutsch, wie alt Sie sind.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-16, 3:51 PM #9
Happy B-Day, Dude! :D
Pissed Off?
2006-02-16, 4:04 PM #10
...someone needs to hurry up and post the birthday comic.

Until then, I will refuse to believe that all is right with the world.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-02-16, 4:10 PM #11
Fine
Attachment: 10436/PBF048BCTodayismyBirthday.jpg (33,596 bytes)
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-16, 8:20 PM #12
I don't care what anyone says. That's still funny.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-02-16, 8:29 PM #13
Tanjyobi Omedeto
Tanjyobi Omedeto
Omedeto Bekonfuishi-san
Tanjyobi Omedeto!

-The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
2006-02-16, 8:52 PM #14
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-02-17, 12:49 AM #15
QUICK!

GIVE HIM THE BIRTHDAY BUMPS!!!! :o :o :o
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-17, 2:54 AM #16
Birthday humps, you say? Weeeellll, if you insist...
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-02-17, 4:33 AM #17
tony you're a brit you know what we mean by bumps.

When you either knee them in the leg times x age or get lots of people and throw them up in the air...
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-17, 5:01 AM #18
I know. I purposely misread it as humps for potential comedic effect. :o
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-02-17, 5:03 AM #19
Give him his humps, his humps, his humps, his lovely lady humps!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-17, 5:12 AM #20
Originally posted by Ruthven:
tony you're a brit you know what we mean by bumps.

When you either knee them in the leg times x age or get lots of people and throw them up in the air...


Umm, weird :o
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-17, 6:12 AM #21
Originally posted by Ruthven:
tony you're a brit you know what we mean by bumps.

When you either knee them in the leg times x age or get lots of people and throw them up in the air...


The hell? It's dumps up here [I know, crappy name] and that involves beating the crap outta someone with x+1 punches.

My best mate's an ***.
nope.
2006-02-17, 11:03 AM #22
Originally posted by Ruthven:
tony you're a brit you know what we mean by bumps.

When you either knee them in the leg times x age or get lots of people and throw them up in the air...


It's less the throwing up, more the slamming down.

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