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Noooooo!!!
2004-06-10, 2:55 PM #1
Just when you thought spam mail couldn't get anyworse, the missionaries, of all people, learn to use a computer!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The greatest deception saten ever did is convincing the world that he does not exist.

Accept Jesus,

Let him save your soul,you have the choice

Do not be decieved.


Contact a local church or prayerline today.


Once a person is in hell it is just too late.


Save your soul for eternity.

Pray everyday.</font>


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2004-06-10, 2:56 PM #2
haha! and i though i had it bad with college spam mail.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-06-10, 2:57 PM #3
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The greatest deception saten ever did is convincing the world that he does not exist.</font>


Well, Saten -doesn't- exist so they obviously need a slap.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-06-10, 3:21 PM #4
Jaiph is saten! Stay away from Jaiph he will have your soul!!

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2004-06-10, 3:28 PM #5
Say, ten[/b] comes after nine, right?

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited June 10, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-10, 3:40 PM #6
This one I got this morning made me chuckle:

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Our church will ordain anyone who asks

Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours!

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to start your own church?

Press here to find out how </font>


I have always wanted to start my own religion...

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There is no spoon.
2004-06-10, 3:43 PM #7
Visit Correctional Facilities! Lmao, just what I've always wanted to do!! Give me their number!

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2004-06-10, 4:03 PM #8
lmao...

I have a reason to look closer at the spam mail I get now.

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Last Stand
2004-06-10, 4:04 PM #9
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] I never get anything like that...

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"Laugh it up Fuzzball!"
-Han Solo
2004-06-11, 12:56 AM #10
I guess they figure your soul is already lost. Bummer. :\

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2004-06-11, 3:37 PM #11
Hmm I thought you wouldn't mind missionaries given that you are in a religious school, Correction.
2004-06-11, 3:45 PM #12
I thought we've already been over this on AIM, Cloud.

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2004-06-11, 4:14 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Our church will ordain anyone who asks

Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours!

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to start your own church?

Press here to find out how </font>


I find that creepy. All Christians are supposed to minister (thus technically making us ministers). This church will ordain anyone that asks? YES!!!

"I'm a pedophile, depraved sex maniac, and knife-wielding lunatic. Please ordain me."

Awesome! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-06-11, 4:17 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Our church will ordain anyone who asks

Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours!

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to start your own church?

Press here to find out how </font>


That reminds me of the 'You are pre-approived!" Credit card ads [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-06-11, 4:22 PM #15
So...it's 10% interest on your soul?

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D E A T H
2004-06-11, 4:26 PM #16
Souls make a good stew.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-06-11, 5:55 PM #17
Did anyone notice the "Sexually Explicit:" thing on the porn spam? A law was passed that required all (US sent I think) porn spam to have "Sexually Explicit:" in front of it. I got maybe two more spams of porn, and then nothing else has been sent to me. But all this "Sexually Explicit" thing is going to do it make it easier to sift through the spam and get to the porn.

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited June 11, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-06-12, 9:47 AM #18
Hehehe.

BTW, it's much easier to unsubscribe from spam than to delete the spam folder contents constantly. A lot of spam shares the same mailing list. Unsubscribing from it will cut your spam down quite a bit. Worked for me.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-06-12, 9:52 AM #19
I've been doing that, DogSRoOL, and you're right it does work... but the problem is that now I'm down to just the spam that doesn't provide a method to unsubscribe. :\

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-12, 10:04 AM #20
Um...

When you unsubscribe from spam the spammers know someone is getting their emails which makes your address more valuable and makes the spammers send more spam.

The only time unsubscribing works is from actual companies newsletters. For example unsubscribing from the gameplay.com newsletter would not cause you to get more spam.



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2004-06-12, 11:02 AM #21
Well then I'd sure love to know why it's worked for me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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