Who the hell is this guy? I am listening to his song...It's making me wonder...
[I already tried google...Didn't help much..]

Google didn't help? I find that hard to believe.

Anyways, wikipedia is always helpful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin

His 11 inch penis is preserved in a jar...

He was awesome.

The jist of it is he was a "corrupt" monk in Russia prior to the revolution. He was a drunk and womaniser, and gained power over the Tsarina because he managed to convince her that he could cure the Tsarivitch's hemophelia. When the Tsar went to the front lines in WW1 to take direct command of the military, Rasputin heavily influenced the Tsarina who was left in the Tsar's place.

Eventually he was killed by... if I remember correctly they were distant relations of the Tsar. He was poisoned, beat with a chain etc.

Rasputin built the entire continent of Atlantis out of Laffy Taffy, some snap bracelets, and a bedazzler.

Rasputin can hit a backhand in Pong.

Rasputin is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.

There is no "I" in team. There is one "I" in Rasputin. Screw you, team.

Rasputin once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Rasputin once killed Chuck Norris by looking at him

Rasputin?

Poutine?

Some believe Rasputin was indeed currupt, but I do not.

It is true he was poisoned...

shot...

beat...

thrown into a river...

and then died, but there could be a coincidence of rational explainations rather than "he is Satan lolol"

He was a womanizer, and once was shot by a girl he slept with once.

He did heal the Czarivitch's hemophelia if he just talked to the boy (sometimes via phone.)

(And Rasputin DID kill Chuck Norris by just looking at him.)

and that's gross Shintock

you just made me hungry now Shin. damn you!

What. The. Hell.

That looks like someone spewed up a magnum on some chips.

It's the food of lumberjacks.

I made myself hungry.

That's actually a myth...

No, i have the picture to prove it.

Why?

Vinny tricked me into clicking a link of it earilier

Kyle... don't start with this again...

-Rasputin once had a torrid love affair with Mr. Peanut. This is why Mr. Peanut now uses a cane.

I read somewhere it was actually a penisesque sea cucumber.

I am Rasputin, and I don't realize,
that I Rasputin, that I am hipnotise!!

<3 Animaniacs

Yes, it's a sea cucumber, people are just gullible enough to believe that it's a cock (You keep it on your harddrive?????).