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Oh crap, we accidentally started a war... WITH THE ELEPHANTS
2006-02-17, 12:51 PM #1
http://www.impactlab.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7381

We're all so screwed now. There's a zoo like 10 km from here.

I'd better get out of the city.
Stuff
2006-02-17, 12:54 PM #2
Imagine the world being taken by elephants :o
/fluffle
2006-02-17, 12:56 PM #3
PEANUT SHORTAGE
2006-02-17, 12:58 PM #4
I have an 8mm mauser. If that doesn't do it we could get some ammo made for the anti-tank gun. (Yes we have an anti-tank gun.)
2006-02-17, 1:01 PM #5
I think you'd have more luck with something meant for shooting tanks.

I doubt even a full clip from a machine gun would stop a charging elephant.
Stuff
2006-02-17, 1:03 PM #6
Brings new meaning to the saying "Elephants never forget...TO KILL!"
<3 Futurama
2006-02-17, 1:08 PM #7
It would be cool to have some film of the action of elephants killin' some d00ds and ruining their s***.

Rampage!
2006-02-17, 1:23 PM #8
Originally posted by Martyn:
PEANUT SHORTAGE


Whatever's wrong with your peanut isn't really our business. :p
2006-02-17, 1:23 PM #9
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
It would be cool to have some film of the action of elephants killin' some d00ds and ruining their s***.

Rampage!


ELEPHANTS ON A MUTHA****IN PLANE
2006-02-17, 1:35 PM #10
lol...

And if an elephant charges, just remember your FPS training. Make with the side-strafing. :)
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2006-02-17, 1:39 PM #11
I'm reminded of the werebulls from Serious Sam.
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2006-02-17, 1:54 PM #12
Originally posted by Sats:
Imagine the world being taken by elephants :o


Bah. Breed more mice.
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2006-02-17, 4:15 PM #13
Originally posted by Shintock:
Whatever's wrong with your peanut isn't really our business. :p


Hehehe made me giggle
/fluffle
2006-02-17, 4:21 PM #14
haha, pwned by elephants
2006-02-17, 4:26 PM #15
Watch their ears evolve into wings. :o
2006-02-17, 10:04 PM #16
The elephants started a war with Iraq but the jackasses don't approve of it.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-02-17, 10:04 PM #17
....Can an abrams tank even KILL one?
2006-02-18, 1:35 AM #18
Originally posted by Shintock:
ELEPHANTS ON A MUTHA****IN PLANE

pure.mutha****in.genius.
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2006-02-18, 3:44 AM #19
Well, after dealing with numerous elephant charges in Rome: Total War, I think the answer of how to stop them is clear: Flaming pigs! Then hurl javelins at them...
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2006-02-18, 4:39 AM #20
Originally posted by Shintock:
Whatever's wrong with your peanut isn't really our business. :p


:D hehehee
2006-02-18, 4:49 AM #21
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
(Yes we have an anti-tank gun.)


:eek:

<3
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2006-02-18, 3:09 PM #22
Originally posted by Shintock:
ELEPHANTS ON A MUTHA****IN PLANE

Already done it.
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2006-02-18, 3:54 PM #23
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
:eek:

<3


Indeed. I want ammo. Very, very much. It's the biggest rifle I've ever seen in my life. It's like an elephant gun x2.

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