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Today is Ruthven's Birthday! (he's SO old)

2006-02-18, 8:14 AM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Today I am 22. Actually, i became 22 at 3:30 or so in the afternoon.

Seeing as how I came back to my parents town to live, I'm spending the day without any friends or going out.

Fortunately, I got a violin for my birthday, so i'm all happy. I'll post pictures later.

And please dont post that "yay its my birthday pic", with death counting down the days, its so boring :p

YAY FOR BEING 22!!!

(and yay for being old

)

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-18, 8:15 AM #2

landfish

'splodes

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hurray!

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-02-18, 8:21 AM #3

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Happy birthday mate!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-18, 8:26 AM #4

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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happy birthday you're gonna die any minute now!

2006-02-18, 8:28 AM #5

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Happy birthday!

And now it's time for alternative birthday pic:

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/wc058.gif]

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2006-02-18, 8:49 AM #6

Tibby

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FINISH SG1 MOD DAMMIT!

2006-02-18, 8:53 AM #7

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Today I am 22. Actually, i became 22 at 3:30 or so in the afternoon.

Seeing as how I came back to my parents town to live, I'm spending the day without any friends or going out.

)

Happy birthday man!

I have you beat by exactly a month...my mother's birthday is today, too.. :p

woot!

2006-02-18, 9:11 AM #8

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

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[http://www.thinkin-lincoln.com/istrip_files/strips/20060213.gif]

A different birthday comic.

2006-02-18, 9:30 AM #9

gbk

Posts: 10,562

*insert witty yet comically relevant picture here*

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2006-02-18, 9:36 AM #10

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

Happy birthday! I have sent a very special and gigantic cake on its way

2006-02-18, 9:37 AM #11

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

Happy birthday!

"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

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2006-02-18, 12:23 PM #12

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Cool, happy birthday Ruths. It's my roommate's birthday too.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-02-18, 12:24 PM #13

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Happy Birthday.

nope.

2006-02-18, 12:50 PM #14

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

As promised, proof of my present!

An expensive Violin

Quoted my dad saying:

"if you dont get really good at it and make money from it, I'll take it back and smack you around"

aaah, fatherly love.

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Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-18, 12:50 PM #15

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

22 is sssoooo last year...

at least for me anyway

happy birthday

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2006-02-18, 1:07 PM #16

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

I know a couple of kids that started learning violin several years ago. They are pretty good now and play in lots of venues.

Happy Birthday!

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2006-02-18, 1:21 PM #17

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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2006-02-18, 1:40 PM #18

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

Habby Burfday!

2006-02-18, 1:44 PM #19

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Happy B-Day! I hope its a good one.

Before I go, just a tip for your next birthday:

If you're on the couch and your girl is taking off your pants, don't turn on the tv!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-02-18, 2:10 PM #20

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by SavageX378:

If you're on the couch and your girl is taking off your pants, don't turn on the tv!

but what if stargate is on?

I dont know any women anymore, So there will be no removal of pants anyway

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-18, 2:22 PM #21

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by SavageX378:

Happy B-Day! I hope its a good one.

Before I go, just a tip for your next birthday:

If you're on the couch and your girl is taking off your pants, don't turn on the tv!

SAVAGEX LISTENS TO BLINK 182!

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that ***** hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-02-18, 2:52 PM #22

FullMetal

Jacket

Posts: 542

Happy B-day, Ruthy - and remember, if you're REALLY bad at the violin, they'll probably make you give up :p

Strange actually, I turned 22 in January and was recently given a flute.

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A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.

2006-02-18, 6:25 PM #23

CavEmaN

Ug! Me smash you!

Posts: 1,819

Happy B'day dude.

2006-02-18, 6:43 PM #24

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Originally posted by Ruthven:

So there will be no removal of pants anyway

Not by women, anyway.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-02-18, 7:37 PM #25

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

sshhhhuutttttuppppppp :em321:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-18, 7:42 PM #26

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

I think he already has that :p

2006-02-18, 7:45 PM #27

Tazz

Are you my mother?

Posts: 812

Hey, 22 is NOT old. I'm 26, and got into JK in '97 at 18.

-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz

2006-02-19, 12:13 AM #28

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Happy Sexy Birthday!

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-02-19, 12:19 AM #29

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Happy birthday! Nice violin, too!

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2006-02-19, 4:13 AM #30

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

22 Candles, 22 bumps, 22 shots...

Have a good one

2006-02-19, 4:38 AM #31

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Nothing like pissing away your prime doing nothing, AMIRITE?

2006-02-19, 5:17 AM #32

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I've never started a birthday thread, and I never will, so in advance: I will turn 22 in May. Although no one cares about my birthday.

Happy birthday, ruthy.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2006-02-19, 12:54 PM #33

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Kroko has same birthday as George Lucas.

And I think some other massassian also had same birthday...

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2006-02-19, 1:05 PM #34

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Happy B-Day, Dude!

Pissed Off?

2006-02-19, 1:05 PM #35

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Must....Resist....GAH!

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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-02-19, 3:39 PM #36

Muffinman

Do you know him?

Posts: 537

Happy birthday, you old geezer :p

2006-02-19, 3:44 PM #37

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

OMG I forgot to say happy birthday in my last post

HAPPEH BIRFDAY!

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-02-19, 6:07 PM #38

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

WTF ruthven's older than I am.

Happy birthday, you old b******.

2006-02-19, 9:14 PM #39

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Today I am 22. Actually, i became 22 at 3:30 or so in the afternoon.

Seeing as how I came back to my parents town to live, I'm spending the day without any friends or going out.

)

what?! im' older then u?! lol (well just by a couple of months but still) lol. well welcome to being 22...like me...it's a party I tell ya! (ok so it's not, but hey lol) did u get a bday stripper? haha *huggles* have a good one, and let us all known the drunken stories later lol

2006-02-20, 3:59 AM #40

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

happy birthday hun, it's all downhill from here...

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